[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by DazDaMan

But surely American football is the SISSY's version of rugby? You know, with all the padding and that? If you were a REAL man, as your, ahem, sister says, you'd take a beating like a man, would you not??

BEATING??? What kind of sissy tea party do you think this is??? If you are not bleeding then you are not playing!! My old high school coach told us if we didn't break at lest one finger on the other team a game he would break one of ours! And he did it. If we didn't hit the other player hard enough he'd beat us with a steel chain. You ever heard of fragments of someone's cup being driven into their wedding tackle because they were punched in the Daddy region in Rugby so hard the cup shattered???? Beating, if all you are is content with a beating then you just put out the lace dollies on the field and put on French maid costumes. Jesus weeps at you Daz.

[DazDaMan]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

BEATING??? What kind of sissy tea party do you think this is??? If you are not bleeding then you are not playing!! My old high school coach told us if we didn't break at lest one finger on the other team a game he would break one of ours! And he did it. If we didn't hit the other player hard enough he'd beat us with a steel chain. You ever heard of fragments of someone's cup being driven into their wedding tackle because they were punched in the Daddy region in Rugby so hard the cup shattered???? Beating, if all you are is content with a beating then you just put out the lace dollies on the field and put on French maid costumes. Jesus weeps at you Daz.

Yeah, generally a good sound beating means getting an ass-whupping. Sorry, was that not clear enough for you?

And I'm SURE you were beaten with a steel chain in high school. Uh-huh. Sure you were.

And yet I bet you still wear an assload of padding....Try Rugby sometime. Then you'll see what pain is....

[Talitha]

Do any of you Boys enjoy wrestling?
I know I do.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by DazDaMan

Yeah, generally a good sound beating means getting an ass-whupping. Sorry, was that not clear enough for you?

Like I said, what the hell kind of grade school nonsense are you talking about? Football isn't about any "pain" it is about broken bodies. The only game that might be more manly is hockey, and that is because they get to use real weapons.

"Oooh, look at me, I am playing Rugby, we all jump in a pile and cuddle. Ooooh."
Pardon me while I puke.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Sister Talitha

Do any of you Boys enjoy wrestling?
I know I do.

Oh, that's right; Christian women's wrestling every Friday at Church. Very insperational that.

Let's see you sissys match that Daz!

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Oh, that's right; Christian women's wrestling every Friday at Church. Very insperational that.

Let's see you sissys match that Daz!

Yes Bobby Joe, and do you remember when that Indian Servant I once found stealing some Bread and I had to "restrain" him?

[DazDaMan]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Like I said, what the hell kind of grade school nonsense are you talking about? Football isn't about any "pain" it is about broken bodies. The only game that might be more manly is hockey, and that is because they get to use real weapons.

"Oooh, look at me, I am playing Rugby, we all jump in a pile and cuddle. Ooooh."
Pardon me while I puke.

Do you even consider what you're writing before you hit "REPLY"?

"It's not about any "pain", it's about broken bodies."

Pretty sure there's gotta be some pain in there, too. Jeez....

Hockey - again, padding, helmets, all that noise. Take a hockey stick full-tilt to the shinbone - WITHOUT padding - and see how you like it then.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Sister Talitha

Yes Bobby Joe, and do you remember when that Indian Servant I once found stealing some Bread and I had to "restrain" him?

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Do I ever. I've never seen that many broken ribs. Oddly, he kept on giggling when we drug him out.

Sure is great how teaching women how to wrestle helps them defend their virtue.

[DazDaMan]

Originally Posted by Sister Talitha

Yes Bobby Joe, and do you remember when that Indian Servant I once found stealing some Bread and I had to "restrain" him?

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a 12-year-old dude....

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Do I ever. I've never seen that many broken ribs. Oddly, he kept on giggling when we drug him out.

Sure is great how teaching women how to wrestle helps them defend their virtue.

My Side-by-Side Purdeys usually do the trick when I'm out hunting Negra, but for a bit of extra spice you can't beat a "Rumble"

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by DazDaMan

Hockey - again, padding, helmets, all that noise. Take a hockey stick full-tilt to the shinbone - WITHOUT padding - and see how you like it then.

Padding, hocky player's were body armor you homer.

[DazDaMan]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Padding, hocky player's were body armor you homer.

Yeah - they're too scared to take a proper ass-kicking, too!!

Come for a night out in my area, start spouting your crap then, and we'll see how long you last intact, mate....

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by DazDaMan

Yeah - they're too scared to take a proper ass-kicking, too!!

Come for a night out in my area, start spouting your crap then, and we'll see how long you last intact, mate....

Come to Freehold or even Iowa sheepbother and see how long you last with no firearms homer.

We American Christians know Jesus gave us hands, body armor and weapons for a reason.

[DazDaMan]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Come to Freehold or even Iowa sheepbother and see how long you last with no firearms homer.

We American Christians know Jesus gave us hands, body armor and weapons for a reason.

Yeah, because the first place I wouldn't go to wouldn't be a gunsmiths?! Goddamn....

Jesus GAVE you body armour? Wow. I didn't realise they HAD it in those days! What league was JC in?

http://www.hockeyfactoryshop.co.uk/a...rmour_179.html

Gee willickers. Look at all that PADDING!

Try riding along, 10ft from the ground, with nothing on you but a helmet and the clothes you're wearing, at 40mph - see if you can handle a fall like THAT!!

[DazDaMan]

Oh, and by the way, we don't NEED guns here to protect ourselves.

Haven't you heard? The Scottish are PSYCHO!!!

[SalvationSeeker]

Originally Posted by DazDaMan

Oh, and by the way, we don't NEED guns here to protect ourselves.

Haven't you heard? The Scottish are PSYCHO!!!

Despite constant attempts, the sissy scotts has never managed to free themselfs from Britain.. Something we Godly Americans did without much problem.
You cannot even defeat some sissified tea-drinkers, you homers.

[Markypetal]

Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker

Despite constant attempts, the sissy scotts has never managed to free themselfs from Britain.. Something we Godly Americans did without much problem.
You cannot even defeat some sissified tea-drinkers, you homers.

Mate you had to rely on the help of the cowardly French Shame on you !

Its not that us English have anything against the French........ Oh no wait we do ! Prehaps we wouldn't look on them so badly if they didn't lose their country at the begining of every world war !

Mark

[DazDaMan]

Originally Posted by Markypetal

Mate you had to rely on the help of the cowardly French Shame on you !

Its not that us English have anything against the French........ Oh no wait we do ! Prehaps we wouldn't look on them so badly if they didn't lose their country at the begining of every world war !

Mark

Testify, Brother Petal!

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by DazDaMan

Testify, Brother Petal!

Have fun lifting your kilt and bending over for your English homer friend in your next soccor game sinner.

[bridging-the-gap]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Have fun lifting your kilt and bending over for your English homer friend in your next soccor game sinner.

scottish people wear kilts not english people idiot!