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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 03-08-2011, 07:56 PM

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So why hasn't ''god'' done anything with the book yet? J.K Rownling is more rich and lives happier then the christians. I don't see why god didn't stop the book from existing. Just a question. You don't need to call me a satanic person, because i am not.
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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 03-08-2011, 08:05 PM

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So why hasn't ''god'' done anything with the book yet? J.K Rownling is more rich and lives happier then the christians. I don't see why god didn't stop the book from existing. Just a question. You don't need to call me a satanic person, because i am not.
What makes you think God isn't about to drop the hammer on Rownling and end her praising days for good. God doesn't have to follow your time table. Mark my words in forty years Rowlings will be DEAD.



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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 03-09-2011, 07:40 PM

This is probably the funniest website I have ever seen. Everybody is panicking over a book that teaches things like loving people and not judging them and forgiveness. Of course God wouldn't want us to love our neighbors or anything like that!
Don't think I'm an atheist because I am poking fun at your expense though, you just might want to remember that
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Don't think I'm an atheist because I am poking fun at your expense though, you just might want to remember that
The simple believeth every word. -- Proverbs 14:15
Oh dear, you were too retarded to actually read the Bible!

Proverbs is talking about believing the words of the liars in this world, like you. Just look at the context.Proverbs 14:14 The backslider in heart shall be filled with his own ways: and a good man shall be satisfied from himself.

Proverbs 14:16 A wise man feareth, and departeth from evil: but the fool rageth, and is confident.

See, it's not talking about reading the Bible, it's talking about listening to evil people, just like you!

We are in fact told to believe everything from the Bible.

1 Corinthians 13:7 Believeth all things.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

Nice try, thinking you could fool True Christians. Have fun in hell
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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 03-11-2011, 12:38 AM

This forum is HILARIOUS! The original point is probably true. This fiction book could make people take it the wrong way and decide to practice witchcraft. There's a huge probability. Look at what the christian bible has done to society. Are we trying to ban a fiction book (harry potter) by using points from another fiction book (the christian bible)? I'm glad that fiction book hasn't been banned yet, because christians are the most entertaining crowd to watch; especially baptists.
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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 03-11-2011, 12:44 AM

HAHAHA "unsaved trash?" is this website a joke? Is this the christian version of the onion? I can't tell if most of these replies are mocking the bible or if you guys are genuine! Haha look at the "smilies!" Is that really some terrorists getting bombed?
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HAHAHA "unsaved trash?" is this website a joke? Is this the christian version of the onion? I can't tell if most of these replies are mocking the bible or if you guys are genuine! Haha look at the "smilies!" Is that really some terrorists getting bombed?
There is nothing funny about hell, friend.

For your information, the word translated as Hell in the New Testament is Gehenna. Gehenna was a dump outside of Jerusalem, where garbage was set on fire. Jesus compared the souls of the damned to garbage being tossed out. Therefore, Jesus says unsaved people are trash.
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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 03-24-2011, 06:37 PM

This is absolutely ridiculous. You cover your tracks with words like pious and righteous but really all of you are just accusatory and blinded by a book written by man and taken advantage of to control others. God hates the sin. Not the sinner.

Upon recent meditation I have come to the conclusion that the entire world is too much to have happened by chance, evolution, or what have you. There is definitely a god. The catch 22 is that no religion is correct. Correct me if I'm wrong but the original translation of the hebrew word for religion is bondage. A god who loves us would never want us in chains. He seeks only to free us in his love.

I seek to model my love like that of my god's love. Unrelenting of any barrier; whether that be race, religion, or sexuality. I choose to love like my god does. God is there. All of you bible thumping nut jobs just have an incredibly warped view of him.
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This is absolutely ridiculous. You cover your tracks with words like pious and righteous but really all of you are just accusatory and blinded by a book written by man and taken advantage of to control others. God hates the sin. Not the sinner.
I see. I could post Bible quotes that show that this is wrong, but as you say you don't believe the Bible, may I ask just HOW do you know how God feels? Did he tell you yourself?

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Upon recent meditation I have come to the conclusion that the entire world is too much to have happened by chance, evolution, or what have you. There is definitely a god. The catch 22 is that no religion is correct. Correct me if I'm wrong but the original translation of the hebrew word for religion is bondage.
Never heard that one in my Hebrew studies, but it is true we are slaves to Jesus.

Romans 6:22 But now that you have been set free from sin and have become slaves of God, the benefit you reap leads to holiness, and the result is eternal life.

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A god who loves us would never want us in chains. He seeks only to free us in his love.
God doesn't love you.

Psalms 5: 5The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

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I seek to model my love like that of my god's love. Unrelenting of any barrier; whether that be race, religion, or sexuality. I choose to love like my god does. God is there. All of you bible thumping nut jobs just have an incredibly warped view of him.
Yep, see, everyone else in history has been wrong. Our friend "FindLove" here is the only person who is correct, the smartest guy in the world, and is in fact the mouth of God. Let's all burn our Bibles, shut down our churches and start worshiping this guy!

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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 03-24-2011, 10:41 PM

I don't ask for worship. And who are you to say that god speaks to you anymore than he speaks to me? What's to say god hasn't spoken to me and told me that love is the message?

The bible is a book written to take advantage of people. You say that it is written by prophets who delivered the word of god. What's to say that those prophets didn't fabricate it all just to gain power? What's to say that I'm not a prophet?
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I don't ask for worship. And who are you to say that god speaks to you anymore than he speaks to me? What's to say god hasn't spoken to me and told me that love is the message?
Because God does not speak to the wicked and vain.

Job 35:13
Surely God will not hear vanity, Neither will the Almighty regard it.

Proverbs 1:24-28 Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded;
But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:
I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.
Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:


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The bible is a book written to take advantage of people.
Thank goodness you aren't.

You are just here to lead them to hell.

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You say that it is written by prophets who delivered the word of god. What's to say that those prophets didn't fabricate it all just to gain power? What's to say that I'm not a prophet?
I would say you are a blasphemous false prophet. The Bible is quite clear on what should be done there.

Deuteronomy 13:1-5If there arise among you a prophet, or a dreamer of dreams, and giveth thee a sign or a wonder,
And the sign or the wonder come to pass, whereof he spake unto thee, saying, Let us go after other gods, which thou hast not known, and let us serve them;
Thou shalt not hearken unto the words of that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams: for the LORD your God proveth you, to know whether ye love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul.
Ye shall walk after the LORD your God, and fear him, and keep his commandments, and obey his voice, and ye shall serve him, and cleave unto him.
And that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams, shall be put to death; because he hath spoken to turn you away from the LORD your God, which brought you out of the land of Egypt, and redeemed you out of the house of bondage, to thrust thee out of the way which the LORD thy God commanded thee to walk in. So shalt thou put the evil away from the midst of thee.
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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 03-24-2011, 11:16 PM

Vanity is defined as being excessively proud of ones own appearance or achievements.
To call me vain doesn't make any sense because I haven't claimed to have made any achievements of my own. Just that which my god has bestowed upon me. Hard to be vain when one takes no claim to any achievements.

I'm not asking anyone to follow me. I'm no leader. My god is who I follow and who I am asking others to consider. I'm not asking any of you to abandon your faith. Just consider a loving god. If nothing else it will embolden your faith if you continue on your path if you so choose.

How many people accused those who are in the bible to be false prophets? To automatically assume I am a false prophet assumes that god no longer speaks.
A prophet is described as one who is a regarded or inspired teacher or proclaimer of the will of god. And I believe that I am an inspired proclaimer of god.
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Vanity is defined as being excessively proud of ones own appearance or achievements.
To call me vain doesn't make any sense because I haven't claimed to have made any achievements of my own. Just that which my god has bestowed upon me. Hard to be vain when one takes no claim to any achievements.

I'm not asking anyone to follow me. I'm no leader. My god is who I follow and who I am asking others to consider. I'm not asking any of you to abandon your faith. Just consider a loving god. If nothing else it will embolden your faith if you continue on your path if you so choose.

How many people accused those who are in the bible to be false prophets? To automatically assume I am a false prophet assumes that god no longer speaks.
A prophet is described as one who is a regarded or inspired teacher or proclaimer of the will of god. And I believe that I am an inspired proclaimer of god.
Nonsense. I just spoke to God and he said you are lying.
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Vanity is defined as being excessively proud of ones own appearance or achievements.
To call me vain doesn't make any sense because I haven't claimed to have made any achievements of my own. Just that which my god has bestowed upon me. Hard to be vain when one takes no claim to any achievements.

I'm not asking anyone to follow me. I'm no leader. My god is who I follow and who I am asking others to consider. I'm not asking any of you to abandon your faith. Just consider a loving god. If nothing else it will embolden your faith if you continue on your path if you so choose.

How many people accused those who are in the bible to be false prophets? To automatically assume I am a false prophet assumes that god no longer speaks.
A prophet is described as one who is a regarded or inspired teacher or proclaimer of the will of god. And I believe that I am an inspired proclaimer of god.
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I think you're taking me a little too literal here. I don't honestly hear a voice in the room as if some ghastly figure was speaking to me. God speaks in ways other than audible sound.
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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 03-25-2011, 12:14 AM

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I think you're taking me a little too literal here. I don't honestly hear a voice in the room as if some ghastly figure was speaking to me. God speaks in ways other than audible sound.
You're just one of the millions of people throughout time who has claimed that God speaks to them "without audible sound". Somehow, all of these people report God saying totally different messages. So excuse me if I don't believe you

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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 04-04-2011, 08:38 PM

To add to this point, it promotes Dumbledore to be better than Gandalf... which is clearly not true.
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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 04-05-2011, 12:10 AM

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To add to this point, it promotes Dumbledore to be better than Gandalf... which is clearly not true.
Indeed. They are equally evil.
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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 04-05-2011, 12:26 AM

No need for me to back up with Scripture, there are plenty here already.

My reason to ban Harry Pothead.

1. It´s sh*t.

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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 04-05-2011, 09:15 PM

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so you are all acting this way over a book that is a work of F-I-C-T-I-O-N. get a life cats
Not sure which book you are referring to here.
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