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Default Re: Save your teens from marihuana! - 02-19-2010, 04:51 PM

Well the bible itself advocated marijuana usage so let them smoke it if they want
Here are quotes from the bible and more advocating the use of marijuana:
http://www.equalrights4all.org/religious/bible.htm
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Default Re: Save your teens from marihuana! - 02-23-2010, 12:22 AM

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Well the bible itself advocated marijuana usage so let them smoke it if they want
Here are quotes from the bible and more advocating the use of marijuana:
http://www.equalrights4all.org/religious/bible.htm
All of those quotes speak of an herb or plant, but none of them specifically mention marihuana. Whoever made that website is scripture-twisting, or interpreting scripture to suit their own needs. Sure, God gave them the "tree of life", but it certainly wasn't marihuana. God wouldn't want His people to be dirty, marihuana-smoking hippies, now, would He?
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Default Re: Save your teens from marihuana! - 03-02-2010, 05:22 PM

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If your child continues to smoke marihuana, you will need to beat them, as it is possible that they are possessed by a demon that is causing their narcotic addiction.

Sorry to correct you Brother Jacob, but Marijuana is not a narcotic. The rest I agree with.
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Default Re: Save your teens from marihuana! - 03-02-2010, 11:14 PM

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Sorry to correct you Brother Jacob, but Marijuana is not a narcotic. The rest I agree with.
You are apparently unaware that the last 20 years marijuana has become stronger and stronger and that modern marijuana is most certainly a narcotic.


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Sorry to correct you Brother Jacob, but Marijuana is not a narcotic. The rest I agree with.
Bud, you should check your facts first.


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Default Re: Save your teens from marihuana! - 03-03-2010, 12:17 AM

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Sorry to correct you Brother Jacob, but Marijuana is not a narcotic. The rest I agree with.
A narcotic is a strong, mind-altering drug. Marihuana fits that category. I hear there's a new strain called "skunk" that can cause schizophrenia in a single puff. Looks like that stuff is full of demons. My guess is that they travel down from the lungs to the rectum when the smoke is inhaled, and stay there until the smoker has a proper exorcism.
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Default Re: Save your teens from marihuana! - 03-04-2010, 07:01 PM

Oh Wow, this is heavy man.

Thought I might say a little something and see what happens. I don't say this as an advocate for kids to use, but as an adult. We are free to make our own decisions.

Here goes man. The bible says that God made everything, including plants. God also said that we are to partake of these plants and use them. Therefore, Mary Jane being a plant, was made by God and we are told to partake or use Mary Jane as we see fit.

If that is not the truth of it, then let me know why this is said in the bible and all religions are against its use.


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Default Re: Save your teens from marihuana! - 03-04-2010, 07:31 PM

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Oh Wow, this is heavy man.

Thought I might say a little something and see what happens. I don't say this as an advocate for kids to use, but as an adult. We are free to make our own decisions.

Here goes man. The bible says that God made everything, including plants. God also said that we are to partake of these plants and use them. Therefore, Mary Jane being a plant, was made by God and we are told to partake or use Mary Jane as we see fit.

If that is not the truth of it, then let me know why this is said in the bible and all religions are against its use.
Put away that cigarette and get a life, you retard!

The devil is in marijuana, which is clear, because when people use this garbage, they become to apathetic and "relaxed" to care about their eternal Salvation™.
There won't be marijuana in Hell, boy! Only fire and brimstone, and you can't smoke brimstone, as far as I'm aware.


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Oh Wow, this is heavy man.

Thought I might say a little something and see what happens. I don't say this as an advocate for kids to use, but as an adult. We are free to make our own decisions.

Here goes man. The bible says that God made everything, including plants. God also said that we are to partake of these plants and use them. Therefore, Mary Jane being a plant, was made by God and we are told to partake or use Mary Jane as we see fit.

If that is not the truth of it, then let me know why this is said in the bible and all religions are against its use.
We are to follow secular law.

Romans 13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

If you resist drug laws, then you resist God and receive damnation. Case closed, dude.


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Default Re: Save your teens from marihuana! - 03-04-2010, 09:13 PM

om(.), why did nobody told me about this wonderfull topic? it kinda hurts you know..

but, well, cannabis sativa is a most wonderfull psychoactive, which contains more then 32 different kind of
substances
, one of them is pretty well know; thc. they don't make you hear the devil, and, just like me, you indeed get.. what you call, a hippie. that "hippie" guy wants nothing more then peace and a nice life. like you may know, weed will make you aware of the world, and it will make you feel like you're living in "now" instead of the damnation/salvation or some sins you did do years ago..

so, well... i don't think a 'true' cristian could ever expererience real life, for they are incapeble of being.. well, decent.. yes, i'm sorry, but, you guys don't THINK, so, that is rather depressing..

i wanted to make a statment.. it turned out to be not that nice..

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Default Re: Save your teens from marihuana! - 03-04-2010, 09:26 PM

I smoke cannabis because of my ADHD, it makes me calm. It really helps me to be able find some kind of peace in my head.


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Default Re: Save your teens from marihuana! - 03-04-2010, 09:29 PM

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I smoke cannabis because of my ADHD, it makes me calm. It really helps me to be able find some kind of peace in my head.
Then you will go to hell. Why don't you pray for Jesus to fix your ADHD? It would surely be more effective than the use of dangerous narcotics such as marihuana.
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Default Re: Save your teens from marihuana! - 03-04-2010, 10:01 PM

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so, well... i don't think a 'true' cristian could ever expererience real life, for they are incapeble of being.. well, decent.. yes, i'm sorry, but, you guys don't THINK, so, that is rather depressing..
What is your point? Could you please clarify what these incoherent ramblings are supposed to say?

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Then why do you post it?


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Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
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like you may know, weed will make you aware of the world

Friend, back when I was an unsaved fornicating Jewish skinhead troublemaker, I smoked more bowls than you've had hot dinners, and I can assure you that weed definitely does not make you aware of the world.
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I smoke cannabis because of my ADHD, it makes me calm. It really helps me to be able find some kind of peace in my head.
You have Awful Diabolical Hateful Demons, and you smoke weed to calm them down? Friend, you don't need another bong hit, you need a good old-fashioned exorcism!


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I smoke cannabis because of my ADHD, it makes me calm. It really helps me to be able find some kind of peace in my head.
So in addition to being a Godmocking pervert, a foreigner and a cripple, you're a drug addict too?

I'm glad I'm not you!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Save your teens from marihuana! - 03-05-2010, 06:07 PM

Wow man, this is lots more complicated than I thought.

I am getting a headache just trying to absorb all this man.

So, I am not only supposed to follow the bible, but also the laws of man.

Far out man.

That's pretty tough to do.


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Default Re: Save your teens from marihuana! - 03-05-2010, 06:11 PM

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Wow man, this is lots more complicated than I thought. I am getting a headache just trying to absorb all this man. So, I am not only supposed to follow the bible, but also the laws of man. Far out man. That's pretty tough to do.
Yes it is. This is why most people will end up in hell .


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: Save your teens from marihuana! - 03-06-2010, 03:05 AM

I remember a few years back I found a small amount of it in my sons room, I proceeded to give him the beating of a lifetime, and he has never gone near it since.
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Default Re: Save your teens from marihuana! - 03-07-2010, 06:18 PM

O_O

stopping youth from cannabis? you're rather.. weird.. and crazy to do so!

yes, you must be one of those christians, but he only took some nature..


I am soooooo stoned right now I see tracers and cool stuff. Is there anything to eat? Can you hear music? Man, I am soooooo stoned right now. What?
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Default Re: Save your teens from marihuana! - 03-07-2010, 06:30 PM

Some Wiccans tried to slip me a reefer back in my unsaved days. I almost went insane. I shudder to think what would have happened if I'd have smoked the entire thing!

I apologize for the Grammar and the dialect, but I was reliving the shame and thus the poor English as that was the way I spoke in those days.
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Then I hit bottom. I was drinking with some young girls who couldn’t buy it themselves. Sometimes they’d do me a favor for buying them wine coolers and such drinks. One of them asked me if I’d like a smoke. I said why not, I usually smoke Lucky Strikes. The girls laughed and then they said to follow them. We went out into the woods behind the swimming pool on the edge of town. I opened another beer and then the girls handed me a funny looking cigarette. I had a little buzz going and they girls were looking good so I tried it. I about coughed out my guts. It was a reefer ! Well after a puff or two I didn’t know what was what. After I while I woke up. I guess those girls thought I was still passed out because they was dancing naked around a fire listening to Michael Jackson. I knew I was in the presence of evil then. I knew I should have run away then, but I couldn’t. It must have been God wanting me to see what happens to evil people. After a few minutes of dancing they all stopped. They said something I couldn’t understand about reeds and such and then begged for their master. I don’t know what happened next, but I know I heard a baby crying somewhere. I ran as fast as I could!


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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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