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New forum member introduction -
08-18-2019, 04:07 PM
Hello fellow christans,
By the way of a short introduction, I am Issac Clevland. I am very active in my church and work to fight christan oppression. I joined these fourms to connect with some of my other fellow christans.
favorite Bible verse : Hebrews 13:5-6 because of it's uplifting message about courage.
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Re: New forum member introduction -
08-18-2019, 04:49 PM
Hello Mr. Cleveland, and welcome to our friendly forums! Tell us, how did you find Jesus in this dark and wicked world? What do you find the most successful for rebuking sinners in His Name? I have a large leather tote bag that carries heavy, solid stones in it myself, but I know men don't carry handbags. Do you put them in the pockets of your cargo shorts?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: New forum member introduction -
08-18-2019, 07:44 PM
Hello, Mr. Cleveland, and to at . We are pleased that you have found your way to our friendly church, and we look forward to fellowship with you as we study the together. You will find that we are a group of servants of the . We do not cherry-pick our favorite verses, nor do we ignore the ones that most people do not like, such as the verses that most clearly say that you deserve to burn in for all of eternity because of your wretched sins:
Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."
If I might ask, I'm wondering how you came to find as your and ; how long you have been saved; and, what you do to fight oppression to the servants of in your church. It's not that I'm being nosy; heavens, no -- I just like to share the concerns of true servants of the .
We look forward to getting to know you here, at our cordial .
Sincerely, Isabella W.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: New forum member introduction -
08-18-2019, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Issac Cleveland
By the way of a short introduction, I am Issac Clevland.
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Hello Mr, Mrs or Miss Cleveland (or possibly Clevland - please clarify) and I offer a warm welcome to our forums, in the spirit of Hebrews 13:2. Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
Issac is an unusual name. Is it the female version of Isaac, or was your birth registered by an illiterate parent?
Do tell us all about your life, your journey with Christ and - most important - what church you attend.
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Re: New forum member introduction -
08-18-2019, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Issac Cleveland
I am very active in my church and work to fight christan oppression.
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Sounds like a fluffy bunny liberal church to me, son. You can't be following very much of the Bible if you're fighting Christian oppression. The Lord commands Christians to oppress such peoples as women (Ephesians 5:22, 1 Timothy 2:12), blacks (Genesis 9:25, Ephesians 6:5), and homosexuals (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13). If you don't, you will go to Hell (James 2:10).
I pray that you will be receptive to our rebukes and enable us to steer you onto the righteous path.
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Re: New forum member introduction -
08-18-2019, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Hello Mr, Mrs or Miss Cleveland (or possibly Clevland - please clarify) and I offer a warm welcome to our forums, in the spirit of Hebrews 13:2. Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
Issac is an unusual name. Is it the female version of Isaac, or was your birth registered by an illiterate parent?
Do tell us all about your life, your journey with Christ and - most important - what church you attend.
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It's a strange thing when a person can't spell their own name. But welcome Isaac/Issac Cleveland/Clevland. Do you have other names that you go by?
Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
1 Corinthians 11:13
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Re: New forum member introduction -
08-19-2019, 12:36 PM
Isaac, thank you for not trolling and attacking us.
It's such a blessing to meet a man like you.
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Re: New forum member introduction -
05-17-2020, 12:45 PM
There's not much I can add to the welcoming remarks so far. Hebrews is always encouraging, be assured that any effort you make to understand Jesus, who He was and what He sacrificed, will be supported here.
The Bible is easy to understand. Its words have straightforward meanings as Jesus explained:
Luke 18:17 Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child shall in no wise enter therein.
"Plonkers" (that's what I call them) say that complex ideas are needed to understand Salvation. I looked some up as an example: Antidisestablishmentarianism
Reformed theology [Calvinism] vs Arminianism
Doctorate of Philosophy in Integrated Apologetics
Hilarious ontological arguments
Baptism in the Holy Spirit as understood by the Assemblies of God
Transcendental Argument for the Existence of God (TAG)
Anthropopathism but how many children could understand that? They couldn't. Neither should we, where Salvation is concerned.
Welcome to the forum.
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Re: New forum member introduction -
05-17-2020, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Issac Cleveland
Hello fellow christans,
By the way of a short introduction, I am Issac Clevland. I am very active in my church and work to fight christan oppression. I joined these fourms to connect with some of my other fellow christans.
favorite Bible verse : Hebrews 13:5-6 because of it's uplifting message about courage.
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Hold on young man, Christians do not engage in oppression
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: New forum member introduction -
05-17-2020, 04:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Issac Cleveland
Hello fellow christans,
By the way of a short introduction, I am Issac Clevland. I am very active in my church and work to fight christan oppression. I joined these fourms to connect with some of my other fellow christans.
favorite Bible verse : Hebrews 13:5-6 because of it's uplifting message about courage.
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What in White Jesus’s name is a Christan? Is it what followers and entourage groupies of the latest rapper call themselves? Issac Clevland you sound like the lowest form of typical uneducated nigra if you can’t even spell your own name right. I fear you may even be a mooselamb nigra. May White Jesus save your hellbound soul.
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Re: New forum member introduction -
05-17-2020, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford
What in White Jesus’s name is a Christan? Is it what followers and entourage groupies of the latest rapper call themselves? Issac Clevland you sound like the lowest form of typical uneducated nigra if you can’t even spell your own name right. I fear you may even be a mooselamb nigra. May White Jesus save your hellbound soul.
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White Jesus is a tautology.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Honorary White Christian™
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Re: New forum member introduction -
05-17-2020, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
White Jesus is a tautology.
YIC
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Gotta drive home the point. Some crazies actually believe he’s brown skinned because of the location of his birth.
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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Re: New forum member introduction -
05-19-2020, 10:08 AM
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Gotta drive home the point. Some crazies actually believe he’s brown skinned because of the location of his birth.
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But the complexion of denizens therefrom has been described:
I Samuel 16:12 And he sent, and brought him in. Now he was ruddy, and withal of a beautiful countenance, and goodly to look to. And the LORD said, Arise, anoint him: for this is he.
1 Samuel 17:42 And when the Philistine looked about, and saw David, he disdained him: for he was but a youth, and ruddy, and of a fair countenance.
Song of Solomon 5:10 My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand.
Lamentations 4:7 Her Nazarites were purer than snow, they were whiter than milk, they were more ruddy in body than rubies, their polishing was of sapphire.
"Crazy" seems to involve deranged thoughts. The people you describe seem never to have thought at all.
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Re: New forum member introduction -
05-19-2020, 07:10 PM
Good day sir.
What Church do you attend? As I have traveled to nearly every city, town, and burg, perhaps he have met in a moment of fellowship and rapture?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: New forum member introduction -
05-19-2020, 07:37 PM
Don't you just hate it when people abandon their Introduction threads? I see that Issac/Isaac Clevland/Cleveland (I hope the latter in both cases, as I understand that Issac is some sort of gangsta name and Clevland sounds German, as though it ought to start with a K and be pronounced Klef-lant) is still with us, but seems unwilling to truly fellowship with us.
This makes me sad.
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Re: New forum member introduction -
05-20-2020, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Don't you just hate it when people abandon their Introduction threads? I see that Issac/Isaac Clevland/Cleveland (I hope the latter in both cases, as I understand that Issac is some sort of gangsta name and Clevland sounds German, as though it ought to start with a K and be pronounced Klef-lant) is still with us, but seems unwilling to truly fellowship with us.
This makes me sad.
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Me too. I see as a joo rape. 'Some random guy', comes in to our home, we welcome them with open, innocent arms only to take it up the wazoo with nary a "thank you mam' " and the requisite 50 shekels. A real fellow stays around for breakfast and fellowship.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: New forum member introduction -
05-21-2020, 05:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Hello Mr, Mrs or Miss Cleveland (or possibly Clevland - please clarify) and I offer a warm welcome to our forums, in the spirit of Hebrews 13:2. Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
Issac is an unusual name. Is it the female version of Isaac, or was your birth registered by an illiterate parent?
Do tell us all about your life, your journey with Christ and - most important - what church you attend.
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Isaac is spelt correctly it's only ever male
-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Re: New forum member introduction -
05-21-2020, 05:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford
What in White Jesus’s name is a Christan? Is it what followers and entourage groupies of the latest rapper call themselves? Issac Clevland you sound like the lowest form of typical uneducated nigra if you can’t even spell your own name right. I fear you may even be a mooselamb nigra. May White Jesus save your hellbound soul.
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Many churches reference anyone who follows Christ a Christian including Baptist.
-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Re: New forum member introduction -
05-21-2020, 02:38 PM
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Many churches reference anyone who follows Christ a Christian including Baptist.
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Many call a square a box but not all squares hold shoes.
Accordingly, only a Baptist is a True Christian™.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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Re: New forum member introduction -
05-22-2020, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Vengeance Puriel
Many churches reference anyone who follows Christ a Christian including Baptist.
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How do you determine who follows Christ?
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