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Default Offensive or Progressive? Live Nativity Scene. - 12-16-2023, 09:26 PM

My friend DeJuan is from the Dominican Republic. It's a problem sometimes because he looks black but when he speaks he is articulate so people tolerate him. He has several attributes that attract and I enjoy our all night fellowship.

Today I drove to the ungodly Bronx in one of its less dangerous areas to enjoy his large personality.


He invited me to see the live Nativity scene one of the Messican Iglesias were putting on. An Iglesia is a kind of church like thing but not the same as Julio or Enrique. What I saw when I got there was unsettling but I covet the opinions of brethren to correct me if I am not being fair or Jesusy.


The animals were fine. A few sickly cattle, a camel on loan from the zoo, a couple of asses, and a small chihuahua looking lost but not yapping. However: Mary was black. Joseph was Messican. The wise men were mixed race of some sort. Jesus looked like a Shrek doll and the angel hovering above him was white as snow. To the right of the stable was a hot dog vendor and a tamale vendor respectively.


Had I not craved more of DeJuan's company, I might have left before the angel did his Fear Not speech. Am I wrong? Should I have been enthralled by the imagery?


Is Freehold doing a live Nativity this year?


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Jesus Re: Offensive or Progressive? Live Nativity Scene. - 12-17-2023, 02:17 PM

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My friend DeJuan is from the Dominican Republic. It's a problem sometimes because he looks black but when he speaks he is articulate so people tolerate him. He has several attributes that attract and I enjoy our all night fellowship.

Today I drove to the ungodly Bronx in one of its less dangerous areas to enjoy his large personality.

He invited me to see the live Nativity scene one of the Messican Iglesias were putting on. An Iglesia is a kind of church like thing but not the same as Julio or Enrique. What I saw when I got there was unsettling but I covet the opinions of brethren to correct me if I am not being fair or Jesusy.

The animals were fine. A few sickly cattle, a camel on loan from the zoo, a couple of asses, and a small chihuahua looking lost but not yapping. However: Mary was black. Joseph was Messican. The wise men were mixed race of some sort. Jesus looked like a Shrek doll and the angel hovering above him was white as snow. To the right of the stable was a hot dog vendor and a tamale vendor respectively.

Had I not craved more of DeJuan's company, I might have left before the angel did his Fear Not speech. Am I wrong? Should I have been enthralled by the imagery?

Is Freehold doing a live Nativity this year?
Oh, you poor darling! Dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry, are you quite alright? I do hope that the sight of that ungodly nativity scene has not left you with scars of trauma. It is a terrible thing to see such mockery of a depiction of the birth of the . However, with the DEMON-rats' War on Christmas, and having tap dancers in the White House and all, I suppose that what you have encountered should surprise none of us.

And, again, I blame it on the LIE-beral culture that is trying to dominate the rest of us. I mean, just look at what they have done in the attached video clip. One cannot help but see the obvious: that this sort of thing is their way of providing a "public service message" to corrupt and twist the very nature of the mas Gift that Almighty gave to the world!





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Default Re: Offensive or Progressive? Live Nativity Scene. - 12-17-2023, 07:03 PM

I don't really understand the question, Larry dear. "Offensive or Progressive?" Surely if something is progressive it is, by definition, offensive?


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Default Re: Offensive or Progressive? Live Nativity Scene. - 12-17-2023, 08:15 PM

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I don't really understand the question, Larry dear. "Offensive or Progressive?" Surely if something is progressive it is, by definition, offensive?
Dearest, Sweet Joanna,


As usual, your logic is impeccable. However, I beg you to consider that the world is not logical any longer. How I long for those days when it was easy for a man with my intelligence to know what to do. To know how to behave.


Godless New York takes that away from a young, handsome, well built and incredibly wise trained equine gnathologist. It spins him right round and leaves him questioning his face value.


Perhaps I should have relocated to the Cotswolds where life is simple and easy for a hard working Baptist boy like me.


Truly only my deep faith in a righteous God keeps me loving, focused, and gay.


Praise Him,
BrotherLarry


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Default Re: Offensive or Progressive? Live Nativity Scene. - 12-17-2023, 10:56 PM

Could you see Mary's cooter? Any truly realistic live nativity scene would have to involve that at some point. If they went that far, I think I'd lose my lunch.


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