[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by janetgee

I am a swedish young woman . . . We love peace and ikea is very good to her employings.

You know, it was obvious to most folks that IKEA sold cheap, aggravating-to-put-together furniture that has wrecked many a marriage; but now it is revealed that IKEA is a she-demon entity who actively seeks to be worshiped.

I will never look at an allen wrench in the same way again.

[Elmer G. White]

Jesus has started to dismantle the cesspit of sodomistic "gay" male-female emancipation and anti-Putin sentiments that is Sweden.

A large chunk of a motorway in southwest Sweden collapsed overnight, causing three people to be taken to hospital with light injuries, police said on Saturday.

As we can see, an enormous piece of Earth has just vanished in an act of mercy by God, who only wishes that the Swiss discard their evil ways and follow the example of King Asa (1 Kings 15:11-12), but not in all aspects (2 Chronicles 16:12-13).



Revelation 16:18
And there were voices, and thunders, and lightnings; and there was a great earthquake, such as was not since men were upon the earth, so mighty an earthquake, and so great.

Still, it is puzzling why Jesus would also choose to destroy the Godly US-derived Burger King during this happenstance! Educated True Christian™ comments and explanations are welcome, as always.



But, unfortunately, this is probably not yet THE final act of the Great Slaying of Sinners. How can we tell? Because:

Revelation 11:13
And the same hour was there a great earthquake, and the tenth part of the city fell, and in the earthquake were slain of men seven thousand: and the remnant were affrighted, and gave glory to the God of heaven.

It seems that the Swiss still fail to thank Jesus for this extraordinarily merciful event and are, instead, doing all kinds of "relief operations", mostly likely involving sodomistic penetration. The viking heritage of the Swiss people more or less commands them to unnatural acts, as depicted below.



While the Swede men continue to consume their uroscopy-grade Carlsberg ale and fondle each other in blasphemous manner, we must thank Jesus for this display of dissatisfaction. This is only the beginning. Soon the Swiss lands will be inundated and probably replaced by a nice tropical paradise of atolls and coral islands suitable for heterosexual honeymoons and meetings of Caucasian True Christian™ men and youth pastors.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[deeeee]

"Swedish Injuries" is one of the categories of hard-core lovemaking. Jesus spent all his time with 12 MEN so he was also gay. I am gay too and enjoy sex with my swedish boyfriend. how's that? I know that this must blow your mind ha-ha but i'll be blowing something else

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

This is simply the wanderings of a mind deluded by Satan. Demons possess you as they possessed the poor soul in Mark 5.

M'r:5:1: And they came over unto the other side of the sea, into the country of the Gadarenes.
M'r:5:2: And when he was come out of the ship, immediately there met him out of the tombs a man with an unclean spirit,
M'r:5:3: Who had his dwelling among the tombs; and no man could bind him, no, not with chains:
M'r:5:4: Because that he had been often bound with fetters and chains, and the chains had been plucked asunder by him, and the fetters broken in pieces: neither could any man tame him.


Delighting in being an abomination is not normal. However, the good news is that not only does Landover offer exorcism, our restaurant has the best bacon in Iowa.

[herczaine]

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[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by deeeee

I know that this must blow your mind ha-ha but i'll be blowing something else

True. You will be blowing your chance of eternal happiness at the right hand of Jesus.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by deeeee

"Swedish Injuries" is one of the categories of hard-core lovemaking. Jesus spent all his time with 12 MEN so he was also gay. I am gay too and enjoy sex with my swedish boyfriend. how's that? I know that this must blow your mind ha-ha but i'll be blowing something else

You're be blowing your chances to go to Heaven this way. Perhaps you should use your AIDS infested mouth for more healthy habits like apologizing to Jesus.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by deeeee

Jesus spent all his time with 12 MEN

No - HE DIDN'T - and in the unlikely event of your knowing what evidence is, here's a reference:

John 12:3 Then took Mary a pound of ointment of spikenard, very costly, and anointed the feet of Jesus, and wiped his feet with her hair: and the house was filled with the odour of the ointment.