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Default Rainbows: What Is the Government Putting in our Water Supply? - 07-09-2014, 09:09 AM

God gave the rainbow as a sign that He would never again destroy the world with water, only fire (2 Pet 3:10).

Gen 9:12-17
12 And God said, This is the token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for perpetual generations:
13 I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth.
14 And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud:
15 And I will remember my covenant, which is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh.
16 And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is upon the earth.
17 And God said unto Noah, This is the token of the covenant, which I have established between me and all flesh that is upon the earth.


I came across the following YouTube video in which a woman asks a very important question: Why do we see rainbows in the spray of sprinklers?



The passage above makes it clear that God set the rainbow in the clouds. God sent clouds to rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, so He set the rainbow in the clouds to remind Himself not to do that again. But what purpose does it serve to see rainbows in sprinklers? Did God flood the world with sprinklers? And sprinklers aren't the only place you'll see misplaced rainbows these days. You can see them in the spray of water fountains, waterfalls, rapids and ocean waves. Why? Did God flood the world with water features? It doesn't make sense.

God set the rainbow in the clouds. Rainbows didn't exist before the Flood, for it had never rained before (Gen 2:5). Rainbows are proof of the historicity of Noah's Flood. If rainbows are a naturally-occurring phenomenon that appear wherever light shines through water droplets, then there is nothing special about the rainbow. It is not a sign that God did flood the world but never will again. But we know this can't be true.

So why do we see rainbows where they shouldn't be (i.e. not in clouds)? Obviously, secular scientists and evolutionists, funded by the government, who want to discredit the Genesis account, have put something into the water supply, the rivers and the oceans that replicates the rainbow effect. What are we drinking? What are we swimming in?

It's time we unite, brothers and sisters, to drive the rainbows out of our water fountains and sprinklers and back into the clouds where they belong!


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Default Re: Rainbows: What Is the Government Putting in our Water Supply? - 07-09-2014, 09:25 AM

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God gave the rainbow as a sign that He would never again destroy the world with water, only fire (2 Pet 3:10).

Gen 9:12-17
12 And God said, This is the token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for perpetual generations:
13 I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth.
14 And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud:
15 And I will remember my covenant, which is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh.
16 And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is upon the earth.
17 And God said unto Noah, This is the token of the covenant, which I have established between me and all flesh that is upon the earth.


I came across the following YouTube video in which a woman asks a very important question: Why do we see rainbows in the spray of sprinklers?


The passage above makes it clear that God set the rainbow in the clouds. God sent clouds to rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, so He set the rainbow in the clouds to remind Himself not to do that again. But what purpose does it serve to see rainbows in sprinklers? Did God flood the world with sprinklers? And sprinklers aren't the only place you'll see misplaced rainbows these days. You can see them in the spray of water fountains, waterfalls, rapids and ocean waves. Why? Did God flood the world with water features? It doesn't make sense.

God set the rainbow in the clouds. Rainbows didn't exist before the Flood, for it had never rained before (Gen 2:5). Rainbows are proof of the historicity of Noah's Flood. If rainbows are a naturally-occurring phenomenon that appear wherever light shines through water droplets, then there is nothing special about the rainbow. It is not a sign that God did flood the world but never will again. But we know this can't be true.

So why do we see rainbows where they shouldn't be (i.e. not in clouds)? Obviously, secular scientists and evolutionists, funded by the government, who want to discredit the Genesis account, have put something into the water supply, the rivers and the oceans that replicates the rainbow effect. What are we drinking? What are we swimming in?

It's time we unite, brothers and sisters, to drive the rainbows out of our water fountains and sprinklers and back into the clouds where they belong!
Oh DEAR GOD!

I've got an epiphany.

It ALL CONNECTS. The superfluous rainbows, the secularization and the SODOMY. Rainbow flags, rainbow symbols and the out-of-place rainbows you described.

The substance must be one that causes SODOMY, homersexuality, loss of Faith. And this substance could ACTUALLY BE THE SOURCE of the homer germs, the gay epidemic, the sodomistic sickness!

I'm afraid this is also the future of Godly U.S. of A., if our prayers fail:



Romans 1:27 - And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

Yea! The Bible knows it is unnatural just like the unnatural corrupted rainbows you've noticed. And I never even suspected. This must be true. As of we speak and write the government officials are seeding our water supply with infinitesimally small arcane substances that no analytical method can detect, spreading it across the Earth's Disk and turning the majority of our population into pansy homers with pink underwear, hobbies such as soccer or figure skating and the unnatural lust of inserting objects into their rear ends!

Now that my eyes have been opened it is obvious everywhere. Look at this photo with a child playing by the sprinkler. He receives the contagion as we watch.


Sweet Jesus. I pray THEE. Make everyone aware of this abomination.

Thank you, Brother. Bless you.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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Default Re: Rainbows: What Is the Government Putting in our Water Supply? - 07-09-2014, 09:26 AM

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So why do we see rainbows where they shouldn't be (i.e. not in clouds)? Obviously, secular scientists and evolutionists, funded by the government, who want to discredit the Genesis account, have put something into the water supply, the rivers and the oceans that replicates the rainbow effect. What are we drinking? What are we swimming in?
In my country concerned citizens know at least one thing that is going into the drinking water: it's called flooride. Everyone knows it is a deadly poison that gets into your brain, but the government is in the pay of scientists who have their own agenda.

Of course, once it is in the drinking water it gets everywhere - into the sewage system and from there directly into the rivers, which flow into the sea. And, of course, most people run their sprinkler systems off the domestic water supply which would explain the rainbows, if I am right about it being the flooride.

If you want to know more about these flooride fanatics, there is a very good letter in the Glouchester Times from a woman (yes, I know, but she has spent literally hours researching it, so she knows what she's talking about!)

If it is not this, then I can only suppose it is The Lord's punishment?

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Default Re: Rainbows: What Is the Government Putting in our Water Supply? - 07-09-2014, 09:51 AM

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It ALL CONNECTS. The superfluous rainbows, the secularization and the SODOMY. Rainbow flags, rainbow symbols and the out-of-place rainbows you described.

The substance must be one that causes SODOMY, homersexuality, loss of Faith. And this substance could ACTUALLY BE THE SOURCE of the homer germs, the gay epidemic, the sodomistic sickness!
I hadn't thought of that, but now that I think about it I do see a connection. The government is trying to turn everyone gay through the back door.

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In my country concerned citizens know at least one thing that is going into the drinking water: it's called flooride.
You may be right. Maybe the pollutant, or one of the pollutants, causing the rainbow effect is fluoride. The government puts in the water supply under the pretext of strengthening our teeth. But you don't need fluoride when you've got God.





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Default Re: Rainbows: What Is the Government Putting in our Water Supply? - 07-09-2014, 02:03 PM

Rainbows in water are caused by oil or gasoline.


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Rainbows in water are caused by oil or gasoline.
So that person is watering their lawn with oil/gasoline just to make a pretty rainbow effect? Isn't that kind of dangerous when you have a barbecue?


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Rainbows in water are caused by oil or gasoline.
I don't think it's the same thing, Brother. The oil slicks don't look the same as sprinkler rainbows. And besides, oil companies aren't likely to promote some liberal agenda like the advancement of Big Sodomy. They work hard to promote conservative values such as letting those who own the environment care for the environment in whatever way serves their stockholders and profit needs best.

No, I think Brother Pendergast is right - there's something else going on. Something that has to do with co opting the Rainbow specifically. One priest in Russia even noted the connection between Big Sodomy and Soccer. Players who wear green, yellow, pink or blue shoes are promoting the "gay rainbow."

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"Wearing pink or blue shoes, [the players] might as well wear women's panties or a bra," Shumsky wrote, adding that he was also offended by the "unthinkable" hairstyles of some of the players in Brazil.


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"The liberal ideology of globalism clearly wants to oppose Christianity with football. I'm sure of it. Therefore I am glad that the Russian players have failed and, by the grace of God, no longer participate in this homosexual abomination," the priest wrote in his online column.


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