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Default Former ex-sodomite lured back into his old deathstyle choice. - 10-11-2011, 10:57 PM

This shows just how powerful the demons of faggotry are. While it's ridiculously easy for someone born heterosexual (otherwise known as every person who has ever lived) to get caught up on homericity, it's extremely difficult to go the other way.

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Former Ex-Gay Ministry Leader Comes Out, Recants Previous Teachings
By another queerboy on Oct 11, 2011 at 10:55 am


Love in Action (LIA) is one of the largest and oldest ex-gay ministries in existence, founded in 1973, the same year the American Psychiatric Association decided that homosexuality was no longer a mental illness. John Smid resigned as the group’s executive director in 2008, and since then has slowly been rethinking his understandings of sexuality and his beliefs about homosexuality. In a new blog post last week, Smid has shown just how far he has come, acknowledging his own homosexuality (despite his loving marriage to his wife) and the fact that sexual orientation cannot be changed. Here are some of the key confessions Smid makes:

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This also shows the lack of saving power in false Christian ministries. Being almost Biblically correct will almost allow you to cast out the demons of poofterism, just as it will almost save you from eternal damnation. (Did I just say something politically incorrect? Boo hoo already.)

But this has never happened to anyone who sincerely sought salvation in a ministry associated with Landover Baptist Church. With God (and His favorite church), all things are possible. Can I get an amen?


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Default Re: Former ex-sodomite lured back into his old deathstyle choice. - 10-12-2011, 05:50 PM

You'll get one here! But it saddens me to think of a redeemed pervert throwing out his redemptive teachings of Jesus while fantasizing about the smell of gym sweat, cheap cologne, and fecal, mixed with Vasoline. Truly, it's no wonder God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah down to the last blackened piece of pottery.



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Default Re: Former ex-sodomite lured back into his old deathstyle choice. - 10-12-2011, 05:54 PM

Glory!

It's so sad when a sodomite backslides back into the way all gays live with the anonymous sex in rest stops and glory holes.

I guess Smid will have to be fit for a new pair of assless chaps.
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Default Re: Former ex-sodomite lured back into his old deathstyle choice. - 10-13-2011, 06:34 AM

There is a lot of judgement here for people. I am straight, but I have sinned in other ways, and my sin is no cleaner or better than the sins of a homosexual. From what my Bible says, we aren't the ones to judge, though. What happened to "Judge not, that ye be not judged"?

When you try to use hateful words and attack people for their choices, you will push more people away than you convert. Is that what you want to answer for when it is your turn to be judged by the one true Judge?
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There is a lot of judgement here for people. I am straight, but I have sinned in other ways, and my sin is no cleaner or better than the sins of a homosexual. From what my Bible says, we aren't the ones to judge, though. What happened to "Judge not, that ye be not judged"?

When you try to use hateful words and attack people for their choices, you will push more people away than you convert. Is that what you want to answer for when it is your turn to be judged by the one true Judge?
If you wrongly believe that Jesus says we cannot judge or that only God can judge others, please read this sermon which explains Matthew 7:1-5 in a clear, easy-to-read manner.
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we aren't the ones to judge, though. What happened to "Judge not, that ye be not judged"?
Far from it, we are commanded to judge.

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

2 Timothy 4:1-2 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.


What about that Judge not, that ye be not judged part then? Let's see it in context.

Matthew 7:1-2 Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.


So you see, WHEN I judge someones gaysexual lifestyle, I HAVE to judge him because he is gay. Not because he is heathen. Heathen I must judge because he is heathen.
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I was really beginning to worry that people might actually believe this stuff.
Believe in what stuff? The bible. Are you rejecting the scripture?
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Default Re: Former ex-sodomite lured back into his old deathstyle choice. - 10-13-2011, 07:26 AM

No, I was beginning to think that people here might really believe the Bible is just filled with hate and intolerance. Sometimes, it is difficult to seperate satire from extremism. The people who protest military funerals take themselves seriously, even though most of us know they are vile and disgusting.
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So you agree then that I was right about the judgement thing. That is good. I have never posted biblically inaccurate scripture.
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No, I was beginning to think that people here might really believe the Bible is just filled with hate and intolerance. Sometimes, it is difficult to seperate satire from extremism. The people who protest military funerals take themselves seriously, even though most of us know they are vile and disgusting.
Utterly ridiculous. The Bible contains plenty of love and goodness, but of course only for fellow Christians. Only people who will follow all of God's Commandments are deserving of His Love. Any claim otherwise is simply make believe and unbiblical.

When Jesus hears of a tower collapses, what do you think He says? "Oh poor people, but at least anyone who dies in a tragic accident goes to Heaven"? Of course not, He tells it as it is, the people who died in the tower collapse were not Christian, and Jesus will make sure anyone who doesn't take the hint real quick is going to get wiped out soon in a similar disaster. And remember: not Christian when you die => burn in Hell. But that story also contains a message of love, if you put your faith in our Lord, He will make sure you never suffer from work place accidents or building collapses.

When Jesus healed people, did He then let them go on their way? Of course not, His healing is not free, it requires a solemn vow to "go and sin no more", i.e. become a True Christian, obey every commandment and wish of our Lord in Heaven, anything else is a sin. Loving and healing are as Biblical as can be, but as all things good they are provided by the Father to His children and only His children, never to the wicked.

Claiming to not believe this site because our message hits a bit too close for comfort is simply a show of weakness on your part. You are not man enough to stand up for your own beliefs and actions because you know they're wrong. Making up excuses does not change that fact, all of our message is factual and always will be factual because it is fully based on the inerrant and unchanging KJV Bible, just as God gave it to us.


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No, I was beginning to think that people here might really believe the Bible is just filled with hate and intolerance. Sometimes, it is difficult to seperate satire from extremism. The people who protest military funerals take themselves seriously, even though most of us know they are vile and disgusting.
The Bible tells us to hate and be intolerant when it is justified, an example is

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Here Jesus is saying that love for your family dilutes the amount of love that you may have for Him. Therefore to sell everything that you own, leave and hate your children was the correct thing for the disciples to do. Love of Jesus is much more important than your child's happiness.

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There is a lot of judgement here for people. I am straight, but I have sinned in other ways, and my sin is no cleaner or better than the sins of a homosexual. From what my Bible says, we aren't the ones to judge, though. What happened to "Judge not, that ye be not judged"?

When you try to use hateful words and attack people for their choices, you will push more people away than you convert. Is that what you want to answer for when it is your turn to be judged by the one true Judge?
What are you trying to say?

That we should trick people into thinking that they are saved so they will be our friends? That we should edit the Holy Bible to sound nice? How will we face them from Heaven while they languish in Hell, constantly damanding of us why we lied to them?

That's not going to happen, because if we did that we'd be in Hell with them.

Revelation 22:18,19 18For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: 19And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

It's like you are trying to trick people into believing the same as you so they'll be easy to manipulate in their actions and you can get them to do your bidding in this world. SHAME!



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Default Re: Former ex-sodomite lured back into his old deathstyle choice. - 04-04-2024, 06:52 AM

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This shows just how powerful the demons of faggotry are. While it's ridiculously easy for someone born heterosexual (otherwise known as every person who has ever lived) to get caught up on homericity, it's extremely difficult to go the other way.

From the Christ-hating lamestream MSM:This also shows the lack of saving power in false Christian ministries. Being almost Biblically correct will almost allow you to cast out the demons of poofterism, just as it will almost save you from eternal damnation. (Did I just say something politically incorrect? Boo hoo already.)

But this has never happened to anyone who sincerely sought salvation in a ministry associated with Landover Baptist Church. With God (and His favorite church), all things are possible. Can I get an amen?
Amen, Sir. It's a sorry tale to be sure, and only gets worse I'm afraid. We can be grateful for the small mercy that nobody on this thread is still around to see what happened in the years since.

In 2011, three years after leaving Love In Action and stepping down from its leadership, Smid announced he was still homosexual and stated he had "never met a man who experienced a change from homosexual to heterosexual." He divorced his 2nd wife and married a 3rd time, this time to a man.

In March 2012, Love In Action changed its name to Restoration Path. As of October 2019, both the organization's website and Facebook page were offline. According to the California Secretary of State, the organization has been dissolved.

They even made a film about it. Disgusting.

This is why we need Republican leadership to go even harder against the LQBTG threat. We're backsliding as a nation, and not in a good way that takes us back to the 1950s 1800s, but more like in a forwards way where the dwindling pool of believers become so desperate they fall prey to grifters and salvation fantasies.


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Amen, Sir. It's a sorry tale to be sure, and only gets worse I'm afraid.

They even made a film about it. Disgusting.

This is why we need Republican leadership to go even harder against the LQBTG threat. We're backsliding as a nation, and not in a good way that takes us back to the 1950s 1800s, but more like in a forwards way where the dwindling pool of believers become so desperate they fall prey to grifters and salvation fantasies.
Thank you for reviewing this event, Dr. Toole. I wish President Trump would spend more of his considerable political capital bashing homers. Satan does his greatest damage by courting former homers who found Jesus and left their sinful lifestyle.

Once they leave homerism there should be no return. Trump needs to warn former homers Satan will come calling. They need to carry their Bibles at all times and be prepared to read from it when Satan sings his seductive song.


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Default Re: Former ex-sodomite lured back into his old deathstyle choice. - 04-06-2024, 09:08 PM

If we just did what the Bible tells us to do and stoned the homersexuals to death, we wouldn't have to deal with all of this backsliding.


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