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Rump Ranger, all the way! 8 38.10%
Glenn's as straight as any True Christian™ man, despite being a Mormon. 2 9.52%
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Default Is Glenn Beck a Rump Ranger? - 05-18-2011, 05:47 AM

Let's look at the evidence, in no particular order:
Glenn Beck believes his choice in underwear is important to his false god.

Glenn Beck cries more frequently than John Boehner.

Glenn Beck got fired from the only True Heterosexual™ News Source, Fox News, for undisclosed reasons.

Glenn Beck is what some would call a "drama queen".

Glenn Beck constantly rails about the "gay agenda", in "methinks he doth protest too much" fashion.
I think the evidence points to only one conclusion.


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Default Re: Is Glenn Beck a Rump Ranger? - 05-18-2011, 06:55 AM

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I think the evidence points to only one conclusion.
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Default Re: Is Glenn Beck a Rump Ranger? - 05-18-2011, 11:02 PM

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Let's look at the evidence, in no particular order:.....Glenn Beck constantly rails about the "gay agenda", in "methinks he doth protest too much" fashion.
well thank you very much mr. Informed but it so happenstance that Mr. Beck is NOT against gay marriage (or as the enlighteneds call it, the Equality Of Marriage) here he schools Mr. Bill O'Reilley on the TRUTH as he is BEHIND the times and needs HELP...

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"Honestly, I think we have bigger fish to fry," Beck said. "You can argue about abortion or gay marriage or whatever all you want. The country is burning down...I don't think marriage, that the government actually has anything to do with...that is a religious right."

"Do you believe gay marriage is a threat to the country in any way?" O'Reilly asked.

"A threat to the country? No, I don't," Beck said, laughing, adding mockingly, "Will the gays come and get us?"

Beck quoted Thomas Jefferson: "If it neither breaks my leg nor picks my pocket, what difference is it to me?"

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Default Re: Is Glenn Beck a Rump Ranger? - 05-18-2011, 11:25 PM

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well thank you very much mr. Informed but it so happenstance that Mr. Beck is NOT against gay marriage (or as the enlighteneds call it, the Equality Of Marriage) here he schools Mr. Bill O'Reilley on the TRUTH as he is BEHIND the times and needs HELP...



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Default Re: Is Glenn Beck a Rump Ranger? - 05-19-2011, 12:54 AM

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well thank you very much mr. Informed but it so happenstance that Mr. Beck is NOT against gay marriage (or as the enlighteneds call it, the Equality Of Marriage) here he schools Mr. Bill O'Reilley on the TRUTH as he is BEHIND the times and needs HELP...
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Default Re: Is Glenn Beck a Rump Ranger? - 05-19-2011, 12:54 AM

Its possible. Satan is always sending us false prophets to lead us astray. Beware of his chalkboard!
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I wonder how Napa Valley Mann voted in the poll?


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Default Re: Is Glenn Beck a Rump Ranger? - 05-19-2011, 04:52 AM

If you call Glenn Beck gay, he'll hit you with his purse!


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Default Re: Is Glenn Beck a Rump Ranger? - 05-19-2011, 07:04 AM

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Glenn Beck cries more frequently than John Boehner.

Heh. True story. Back in '06 I played a foursome against John down at Augusta. The bet was $50,000. Well, he and his partner started off real well, and it was looking bad for us, until I got my edge back and started hitting a couple of birdies. Didn't help him that my partner played on the Senior PGA as well. By hole 18, with our win and money secured, you should've seen John's eyes well up.

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Glenn Beck rails against the "gay agenda" YET supports homosexual "marriage".
Excellent point. I have never had much use for Glenn Beck. He has never left his "shock jock" roots. He doesn't believe a word he says. He just says whatever he thinks will get a rise out of people.

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Excellent point. I have never had much use for Glenn Beck. He has never left his "shock jock" roots. He doesn't believe a word he says. He just says whatever he thinks will get a rise out of people.

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NAN didn't vote because options limited. I would say he's the only chance we might have and this just ocurred to me just now so might not be so thoughtout...but he can act as bridge between the Big Right and other people. He's exampling for the world to see with its eyes that Yes you (or he) can be with the "conservatives" but not want to stamp on the rights of someone who's not him. If we all just minded our own beeswax in our OWN back yard we could get more done an sleep better at night, without the hating and tossing/turning/gasping.

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Default Re: Is Glenn Beck a Rump Ranger? - 05-21-2011, 08:32 AM

Some of my more sensible, conservative-minded family members once revealed to me that they themselves actually listen to this Mormon madman's crackpot theories, and I promptly spanked them with my laminated copy of the KJV I use for spankings of all kinds and whatnot.

It's such a shame that such a potentially nice, handsome, well-built middle-aged man like Glenn Beck has been tricked by Satan's wicked lies into worshiping at the altar of the foul, clearly homosexual sodomite, Jew-seph Smith and his ilk, Brigham Young (FACT: Brigham Young changed his name to suit his evil purposes. His original name was Bringem Young, as in bring young Christian boys to him for the purposes of wicked sodomy!). Beck's enthusiasm and passion for sin would have been rivaled only by his passion for the Lord, if only those Utah devils hadn't trapped him in their smut-seeped polygamous orgy of a false church. I will pray that Glenn Beck stops this wicked behavior at once, won't you pray with me too, Christian brothers & sisters?
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Default Re: Is Glenn Beck a Rump Ranger? - 05-21-2011, 01:54 PM

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Excellent point. I have never had much use for Glenn Beck. He has never left his "shock jock" roots. He doesn't believe a word he says. He just says whatever he thinks will get a rise out of people.

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Pastor, I completely and totally agree with you here. When I watched FOX News, I had to change the channel as soon as his program came on. He makes about as much sense as Rosie O'Donnell at any given point in her existence.
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Default Re: Is Glenn Beck a Rump Ranger? - 05-21-2011, 02:29 PM

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Pastor, I completely and totally agree with you here. When I watched FOX News, I had to change the channel as soon as his program came on. He makes about as much sense as Rosie O'Donnell at any given point in her existence.
Changing the channel while watching Fox!? That would mean you get to see a channel that isn't Fox.

Next time just switch off the TV. Or bash it in with an axe so you will have more time for Bible study.


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Default Re: Is Glenn Beck a Rump Ranger? - 05-21-2011, 07:52 PM

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Changing the channel while watching Fox!? That would mean you get to see a channel that isn't Fox.

Next time just switch off the TV. Or bash it in with an axe so you will have more time for Bible study.
I'm fairly certain I would get in trouble for smashing the TV with an ax if it is still functioning.
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Default Re: Is Glenn Beck a Rump Ranger? - 05-22-2011, 11:58 PM

I refuse to support anyone that doesn't follow the King James version of the Bible.


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Default Re: Is Glenn Beck a Rump Ranger? - 05-23-2011, 07:18 AM

I'm going to pray on it, lots to pray about today, good thing I can't sleep anyway. Lots of good evidence though, pretty scary when you think about it that he had all those people watching him and no one new he was maybe just a plant and liar. Still, don't trust the media, trust the Word, I guess.
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Default Re: Is Glenn Beck a Rump Ranger? - 05-25-2011, 07:43 PM

I'm really glad we don't have a TV in the family area right now. DH has one downstairs in his office, but I'm not even allowed to clean down there, the only time I'm allowed into his office is if the house is on fire and that's only to grab the small safe with the paperwork.

As for Beck, I don't know what to make of him. Some of the stuff he's talked about makes sense, but...
  • He's a Mormon
  • He's a supporter of PeTA
  • He cries more than an emo teenage girl during her "time".
That tea-partiers seem to want to follow him blindly makes me worry about them.


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