[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I'm not fully up to date with what the kids are doing on the streets these days, but inspiration strikes and you have to get it down while you see the vision.

Picture the scene: you're a cop. You're basically a hero, a tried and trusted warrior in battle. You've been assigned to do a job by the President of the United States himself - he has information that there are demonestic terrorists in Portland, OR that have a suitcase nuke. They threaten to detonate it unless you stop them.

Your mission is to get into Portland discreetly in a white van, overcome the fake protest moms in the middle of the night, infiltrate the real criminals to find their leader, and call in ICE. If you fail, the Democrats will defund your military unit.