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Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again -
04-04-2017, 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez
As a south mexican, I am doing what it is needed to make America great again by keeping myself out of your country.
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I think you are mistaken my friend. America is in need of more people of color to be great again. I believe that you should apply for a scholarship at an institute of higher learning here in Babylon. They are badly in need of people of color to provide diversity because the white people keep most of the men of color in their dungeons and so have no colored men for their universities. Once you are safely accepted at university you will be well received especially by the white girls who are anxious for companionship. This has been my experience at both of the universities I have attended.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again -
04-04-2017, 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
I'm doing my meager (as a woman) contribution to making America great again by raising conservative sons, being an obedient Christian daughter and widow, and telling His Truth, regardless of what the lies in the liebral media says otherwise.
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Keep marching forward, brave Mrs. Johnson. Raise those soldiers for Jesus so we can wage our war against interracial marriage, atheists, homers and liberals.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again -
04-04-2017, 03:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez
As a south mexican, I am doing what it is needed to make America great again by keeping myself out of your country.
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You deserve a Presidential Medal of Freedom for this, only those are reserved for Americans. So in return for your patriotic services I will be having dinner tomorrow at that Des Moines steakhouse that has the Messican dishwasher.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again -
04-04-2017, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
I think you are mistaken my friend. America is in need of more people of color to be great again.
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Indeed. needs more people of a healthy pinky/peachy color. Weirdly orangeish hues are also most welcome.
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Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again -
04-05-2017, 09:30 PM
I am praying hard to make America great again and also tithing more the pastors tell me that if i tithe more God will listen to my prayers John 9:31.
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Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again -
04-07-2017, 06:56 AM
It used to be easy to spot your average Borscht loving Bolshevik communist - anything "Uncle Joe" Stalin said was ok, and you could easily spot their Communist Party USA ID card somewhere in their wallet. Indeed, you didn't need the John Birch Society to root them out - they were all over the government of Franklin Roosevelt. All things Russian - from the Bolshoi to the Gulags, were just fine.
Today you have your micro-aggression triggered snowflakes to the gluten free wimps of the Democratic party all concerned over even a passing interest in Beef Stroganoff - no doubt due to the fact that the average Russian today doesn't express much interest in Obama style "share the wealth" communism.
MAGA - you know things are getting better when the ugly porcine likes of Amy Schumer's Netflix special bombs big time.
MAGA - Overpriced LIEberal coffee purveyor Starbucks stock tanks after CEO insults Donald Trump and promises to hire 10,000 mooselimb Baristas for its coffee shops.
MAGA - Retailer Target's stock is in the toilet after announcing "transgender" bathroom policy.
MAGA - Female "Pussy Hat" prices are bottoming on E-Bay.
MAGA - Pervert Anthony Weiner's laptop just might have Hillary's missing e-mails.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again -
04-07-2017, 01:20 PM
Should I be knitting bomb-cozies or crocheting them?
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again -
04-07-2017, 04:12 PM
I'm personally declaring war on Syria.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Serving Jesus
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Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again -
04-07-2017, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
I'm personally declaring war on Syria.
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Amen, Brother and there's plenty of time to get ready if we decide to hold our witch hunt over there this year.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again -
04-07-2017, 05:18 PM
I'm sending several crates of AR-15's to Scotland so they can defend themselves the next time an ass burglar gunman forgets to pull the trigger when he goes on a shooting rampage. This in turn will increase firearm production and sales, stimulate our economy and MAGA.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again -
04-07-2017, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Des
. . . This . . . will increase firearm production and sales, stimulate our economy and MAGA.
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Amen to that!
More guns = MAGA.
It's such a simple formula. Why didn't Trump print that on his campaign material?
BTW, we are # 1 in gun production, aren't we? I would hate to see us take a backseat in that.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again -
04-07-2017, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
BTW, we are # 1 in gun production, aren't we? I would hate to see us take a backseat in that.
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At 88.8 guns per 100 people, America is still #1 in production. Yemen isn't even a close second at 54.8/100, and Switzerland and Finland don't even seem to be trying with 45.7/100 & 45.3/100 respectively.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again -
04-07-2017, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Des
At 88.8 guns per 100 people, America is still #1 in production. Yemen isn't even a close second at 54.8/100, and Switzerland and Finland don't even seem to be trying with 45.7/100 & 45.3/100 respectively.
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Whew! Thank you for those reassuring statistics, Brother. What about distribution?
The true beauty of capitalism doesn't even begin to reveal itself until the middlemen get into the game. Searching out the business opportunities in emerging markets*, negotiating the prices and payment options, adding in the various surcharges for shipping and handling to pad the profit margins, these areas are where smart American moguls where Trump usually shine.
* Knowing who is mad at who is only part of the equation. Encouraging them to intensify their disputes is key. But as a simple, weak-brained female, what would I understand about business?
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again -
04-07-2017, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Des
I'm sending several crates of AR-15's to Scotland so they can defend themselves the next time an ass burglar gunman forgets to pull the trigger when he goes on a shooting rampage. This in turn will increase firearm production and sales, stimulate our economy and MAGA.
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That is a good move. Something needs to be done to help American gun manufacturers. For some reason, gun sales are way down since President Donald Trump has taken office. I am guessing that with the banishment of the godless Democrats to the fringe areas, people are less worried about the Federal Government. That may be a mistake. They are gone for now, but like the bubonic plague, they could reappear at any moment and we must be ready. Anything that helps the gun manufacturers is good for America.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again -
04-07-2017, 06:43 PM
And thanks to her poor grasp of English, my latest gook assistant just sent 6 crates of M16s to Scotsdale, Missouri. Oh well, I'm sure they can find a use for them.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again -
04-08-2017, 07:37 PM
I had wanted to buy as many MAGA hats an American flags as I could afford from my meager funds after tithing 85% to Christian causes. Then I learned that those patriotic items are usually made in China!
Should I burn the few pieces I already own? I do know that buying a fine, American made handgun or assault rife will further the MAGA cause, but I will need to save up for such a purchase as I only have $105 to live on per month after my tithes. Sure, I could get a cheaper gun, I suppose, but it might not be top-of-the-line, American quality.
I wouldn't want to insult Jesus or risk my life, or worse--let our godly President down-- by using an inferior, foreign made gun.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again -
04-09-2017, 12:14 AM
When it comes to doing things that make America great again, we should not forget the basics. The basics are the things our great President Trump did to get elected.
For example, he said, "Let's make America great again..", then proceeded to bash other politicians. We all remember, "No more Bushes" and how Senator McCain should have escaped enemy capture. Bashing these politicians obviously is how our President intends to make America great.
True to his word, he continues as President to bash other politicians. He does it is tweets and speeches.
I'm afraid we are not holding up our end of the bargain. I spend my time talking about how wonderful the President is but forget to say nasty things about Hillary. I need to correct this.
We all need to say bad things every day about the President's competitors and critics. Doing this will make America great again.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again -
04-09-2017, 02:34 AM
Can I nominate Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau.
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Trudeau was in New York City on Thursday, at the Lincoln Center to be exact. Canada’s prime minister was the guest of honour and a featured speaker at the Women in the World Summit. Trudeau’s worshippers lavished him with praise and Trudeau basked it in, telling his audience of this magical kingdom of Canada, where a fashionable boy king dispenses free health care, parental leave, strict gun control, abortion on demand and — soon — legal marijuana.Those New York liberals loved it. Failed Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton could barely conceal her adoration for Trudeau when she shared the stage with him. The media positively gushed over how, People magazine said, “Even in these deeply partisan times, it seems there is one thing that can still unite many Americans: a mutual love of Justin Trudeau.”Oh, yes! Trudeau is certainly not Trump. No, indeed he is not. Trudeau continues to talk with the ambiguity and moral relevance of an Obama while Trump acted with the decisive resolve of Reagan. Oh yes, Trudeau admirably condemned Syria’s use of chemical weapons, calling it a war crime and saying, “We’re all shocked and horrified by the terrible images and actions that just happened in Syria with chemical weapons,” in an American interview. He was so shocked that he insisted the civilized nations of the world get to the bottom of this entire matter, and quickly please! He mused that we must all “find out what’s going on” here and talked about “standing firmly.” Well Justin, what’s going on here is that countries such as Syria will do pretty much as they please if they aren’t directed otherwise.
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Even flaunting his values with a political party called Liberal and wallowing in adulation as America takes decisive action. Action to save lives. Action enabling The Gospel to be presented before Jesus returns. The Syrians will probably reject Salvation but that's no reason not to offer them The Good News so that they'll have heard about Jesus and therefore know what they rejected when Jesus asks them. But did that important detail get overlooked when this Trudeau sounded forth? Evidently, yes.
Or is it even figure at all in the Canadian substitute for justice and goodwill?
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Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again -
04-09-2017, 03:09 AM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
Can I nominate Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau.
Even flaunting his values with a political party called Liberal and wallowing in adulation as America takes decisive action. Action to save lives. Action enabling The Gospel to be presented before Jesus returns. The Syrians will probably reject Salvation but that's no reason not to offer them The Good News so that they'll have heard about Jesus and therefore know what they rejected when Jesus asks them. But did that important detail get overlooked when this Trudeau sounded forth? Evidently, yes.
Or is it even figure at all in the Canadian substitute for justice and goodwill?
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Trudeau makes me want to puke. While he was thrashing around in dope fueled befuddlement, wondering what was going on, President Donald Trump took action! Trump didn't wait to find out what was going on, no siree. He shot first and will let the intelligence agencies ask questions later.
But there may be a use for bleeding heart Trudeau after all. Let him put his (sorry, he is socialist, so I mean other peoples) money where his mouth is. Let Canada take all the Syrian refugees. God knows there is plenty of room for all of them up there. The Canucks barely use any of the country.
Come on, you maple syrup slurping hippies. If you really believe all this crap you spout, throw open your borders and invite a few million towelhead Jihadists into Ontario, then smile tolerantly when they exercise their cultural diversity by tossing fags off of tall buildings and stoning women on the streets for not wearing whatever the Mooselimbs call their ski masks.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
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Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again -
04-09-2017, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
I think you are mistaken my friend. America is in need of more people of color to be great again. I believe that you should apply for a scholarship at an institute of higher learning here in Babylon. They are badly in need of people of color to provide diversity because the white people keep most of the men of color in their dungeons and so have no colored men for their universities. Once you are safely accepted at university you will be well received especially by the white girls who are anxious for companionship. This has been my experience at both of the universities I have attended.
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Thanks, but I am not in need to emigrate as I am not a failure in my own country.
Emigration is for poor, thieves and rapists. Donald is right as always.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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