[Pastor Ezekiel]

I have to admit that I just about busted a gut from laughter when I read THIS story. Imagine, and Jehovah Witless and a Mary-Worshiping papist getting into a fight over who is the worst blasphemer!? That's like a snake calling a slug disgusting.

It's a priest versus Jehovah's Witnesses after a Fort Worth altercation

FORT WORTH - It appears to be a battle of faiths after a priest of a small Catholic church and a Jehovah's Witness got into an altercation in Fort Worth.

The Jehovah's Witness has accused Father John Parnell, a priest at the St. Augustine Mexican Catholic Church in Fort Worth, of assaulting him after he knocked on Parnell's door. However, Parnell said it was he who was attacked.

"So, the man comes in and tells my daughter right off, he says, 'You are going to be burned into the eternal fires of Gehenna if you don't listen to what I say,'" Parnell said.

The priest said that was the match that lit the fuse. He said he is tired of Jehovah's Witnesses coming into the St. Augustine church, which is not affiliated with the Fort Worth Diocese.

He said Jehovah's Witnesses came into the church on Easter Sunday during Mass.

"They walked right in and started handing out literature while people are sitting on the pews," Parnell said.

When Jehovah's Witnesses recently came to his door, Parnell said he attempted to escort them out after one of the men allegedly knocked his Bible to the floor.

"He said, 'This place is teaching lies and I am here to bring you the truth,'" he said.

Parnell said the men then dragged him down the street and beat him.

However, according to a police report, Parnell is the suspect in the altercation.

"The next thing you know, there was a haymaker that came out of left field there and went down the side of his face," said Harry Dwinell, a witness, of allegedly seeing the priest hit the Jehovah's Witness.

Dwinell, who called police, said he saw the whole incident from the first punch.

Parnell was taken to the hospital in an ambulance and gave an officer his side of the story. He claims to have witnesses of his own.

WFAA was unable to contact the Jehovah's Witnesses involved in the incident.

I'll tell you what; The odds of either one of these crackpots getting into Heaven are about the same as a joo giving away its money.

[BelieverInGod]

This is probably going to get a lot more ugly before it ends. Any way of getting the Mormons, Scientologists and Jugaloos involved?

[Cranky Old Man]

It's interesting to see how they both choose to ignore different parts of the Holy Bible. I always fail to see why they do not see the obvious of that they should look at the entire Holy Bible. God made it very simple. It's so weird that people choose to make it complicated.

[Sister Kitty]

A priest beat me up. Now that's not something very many people can say, over the age of 8.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

I am imagining an episode of Celebrity Death Match with these 2 sinning bozos and then realizing I would be rooting for both of them to lose.

Too bad the ground did not open up beneath their feet and then having the earth just swallowing them both up !!

Or are they the type the earth vomits out ??

[Logan]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

This is probably going to get a lot more ugly before it ends. Any way of getting the Mormons, Scientologists and Jugaloos involved?

God knows I'd love to see that fight. Every insult to God duking it out at the same time!

These six [things] doth the LORD hate:
A false witness [that] speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
-Proverbs 6:16-19