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Re: I'm in line to succeed the British Throne -
04-14-2021, 07:23 AM
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I hear the Prince Consort position has re-opened... or at least, I noticed a new Tinder profile. But probably Pastor Zeke has already clinched the deal with Miss Daisy so that's not an option.
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^^^THIS! We have a potential problem here. Is the Queen dating again? Will she fornicate as incessantly as with the Philip consort? Does she like watersports of other unnatural stuff? Will she accept very good looking, fit young man? Are her houseboys willing to satisfy the needs of a new, pure and Saved® consort in Christ? I did update my own Tinder profile from "irreversibly engaged" to "Always Ready to Serve Sophisticated Elderly Ladies". We'll see if she takes the bait! Anyways, while Lizzie is in a good shape regarding her over threescore-and-ten age, I doubt if she'd be willing to incubate another heir and in that unlikely case, she'd have to take care of ol' Charlie, 'Drew and Eddie and even Anne the Woman and all their kids. That would help my case but we can't count on that.
But... in case my engagement with Daisy would suddenly be off, y'all know who I'll be courting.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I'm in line to succeed the British Throne -
04-14-2021, 09:48 PM
Great plan, Sir. You'll nail this one, for sure. I've seen more recent evidence of Her Majesty readying herself for suitors: https://onlyfans.com/queenelizabeths (subscription $15 per month / 25% OFF! $33.75 for 3 months). A few recent posts below.
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Re: I'm in line to succeed the British Throne -
05-03-2021, 04:23 AM
As some of you may remember, I've met the Queen before and I know me manners when she one day offers me to taste her cuppa.
We became friends during the Donnie-Vlad summit that I organized.
I have to say that Lizzie knows how to dress and you'll never guess the stuff she carries around in that handbag of hers.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I'm in line to succeed the British Throne -
09-08-2022, 02:41 PM
Glory to Jesus, my Pal! Hark and Bark. Whatever.
The Queen is dying BIG TIME.
The members of her lecherous family are all gathering in Godless Scotland to witness the last whining breaths of this fecund female. Even the Fake BBC News had to admit that her descent into the Bottomless Pit is nigh! With Charlie boy approaching 80-something, I'm soon at #750 in the line to the Throne. The Game is on!
This means that soon I'll be havin' my cuppa and Pimm's at the Buckingham Palace. Please tithe heavily ass I need to get to the Good Ol' England asap. Great times for Jesus and through me, to yall!
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The statement from Buckingham Palace is significant because it is a contrast to the last couple of months, when Buckingham Palace said as little as possible.
It said she remains comfortable at Balmoral.
But the fact that Buckingham Palace felt it necessary to issue a statement, and the fact that family members are travelling there, says everything.
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Pray for the Lizzie woman to perish and for Jesus to get His bestest Pal on the Throne!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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09-08-2022, 02:55 PM
How exciting! It's like watching Game of Thrones in slow motion with really old people instead of hot girls in bikinis! Let the slaughter begin.
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Re: I'm in line to succeed the British Throne -
09-08-2022, 05:49 PM
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How exciting! It's like watching Game of Thrones in slow motion with really old people instead of hot girls in bikinis! Let the slaughter begin.
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I just learned she tipped over. I know the appropriate thing for the City of Freehold is to send condolences. But, that is tough. She was head of a fake church, ruled over a socialist country and did nothing to stem the growing sinfulness of her people. I'm just not sure condolences are necessary.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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09-08-2022, 06:37 PM
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I just learned she tipped over. I know the appropriate thing for the City of Freehold is to send condolences. But, that is tough. She was head of a fake church, ruled over a socialist country and did nothing to stem the growing sinfulness of her people. I'm just not sure condolences are necessary.
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Didn't we win the Revolutionary War to not to have to care about things like that?
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09-08-2022, 07:52 PM
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Didn't we win the Revolutionary War to not to have to care about things like that?
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Well quite, Sister! And now that her adulterous son - the elder one, that is, not one nobody mentions - has taken over the rei(g)ns of power, there is even less reason to care.
My husband has already preemptively spoken to #1 grandson, ostensibly to congratulate him on moving up the pecking order, but really to make it crystal clear that, whenever the funeral may be, he will have a previous engagement. Ditto the coronation. Wiwyum (as my youngest child calls him) was not so much sympathetic as envious. We have great hopes of his cooperation in the very near future.
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Re: I'm in line to succeed the British Throne -
09-08-2022, 09:03 PM
You know that I usually feel a twinge of regret over my Italian heritage because of its hand-in-glove association with the grievous sin of Mariolatry.
But at this moment, I would like to point out that we were conquering the world while the Brits were painting themselves blue. We gave them roads and clean water and some semblance of civilization.
So, as a descendent of Roman emperors, I probably have as much claim to the throne as the average Brit. Where do you suppose that Charles got his nose from, anyway? (We take no responsibility for the ears.)
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Re: I'm in line to succeed the British Throne -
09-09-2022, 01:18 AM
Ding dong the witch is dead.
Everyone please share what the Godless arch bison of England tried yesterday. He tried praying!
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May God’s presence strengthen and comfort Her Majesty, her family, and those who are caring for her at Balmoral.
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He failed. Why? Because they are not Christians but catlick kiddie-molesters, as my Filipino houseboys can testify when I comfort them in my loving embrace during those moments when their repressed memories of molesting catlick priests resurface.
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OK, Jesus did not hear the false prayers of the archbison, God gave the unnaturally withered queen no strength. But did Jesus listen to US?
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Pray for the Lizzie woman to perish and for Jesus to get His bestest Pal on the Throne!
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Yay! Jesus did exactly as we asked.
Arrived at Balmoral a while ago. Been partying with Charlie and Willis. Gonna take a whole-body massage from my houseboy entourage (the flight really made me stiff) and then a round of golf once the sun rises. Thereafter lunch, some political discussions, disregarding Harry, more politics, some additional disregard for Harry, House of Dragons etc. Good times. Btw, the food is abominable but the beer is decent. Local bourbon not as good as 'Merican labels. They also drive on the wrong side of the road but I'll be following real American law with my rented Aston Martin DBX707. Need more tithes to pay the rent.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I'm in line to succeed the British Throne -
09-09-2022, 01:27 AM
I wonder when they announce the cause of death? Based on my extensive knowledge about things seen and unseen and the Bible I surmise it most probably would have been palsy, that is, blood clot into the brain.
Mark 2:10
But that ye may know that the Son of man hath power on earth to forgive sins, (he saith to the sick of the palsy,)
Jesus refused to heal the monarch and it is clear that the wishes of our dear Pastor Zeke were pivotal when He made that decision. As a blocked brain artery effectively makes a person a drooling vegetable, it is now also crystal clear that no-one will ever notice, if the same thing eventually happens to HRH King Charles III, too.
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09-09-2022, 02:52 AM
Looks like the (((Deep State))) is gearing up for a stolen coronation this time. Instead of giving the crown to Pastor Zeke, they're going to place it atop the dunderhead of Charles. The pretender Bonnie Prince Charlie must not be allowed to sit on the throne!
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Re: I'm in line to succeed the British Throne -
09-09-2022, 04:25 AM
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Ding dong the witch is dead.
Everyone please share what the Godless arch bison of England tried yesterday. He tried praying!
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Oh thank GOD someone said it. I was so tired of being nice. That woman was a BORE.
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Re: I'm in line to succeed the British Throne -
09-09-2022, 11:25 AM
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Looks like the (((Deep State))) is gearing up for a stolen coronation this time. Instead of giving the crown to Pastor Zeke, they're going to place it atop the dunderhead of Charles. The pretender Bonnie Prince Charlie must not be allowed to sit on the throne!
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THIS^^^
This is a real threat but Charlie boy is wayyyyy old and frail and Willis is just too smart to ascend as he prefers fornicating with his woman instead of the nation. I, on the other hand, can guide the British butches to Jesus and Heaven.
Can no do without real money. The Ł is a joke, I need my $ and it is y'all who must provide me with adequate funds. Six-figure tithes to start with.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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09-09-2022, 05:10 PM
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THIS^^^
I, on the other hand, can guide the British butches to Jesus and Heaven.
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Re: I'm in line to succeed the British Throne -
09-09-2022, 05:46 PM
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I, on the other hand, can guide the British butches to Jesus and Heaven.
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Dear, dear, Pastor, your sense of humor never fails! Can you imagine a Heaven infested with British butches? It sounds like one of the deepest, most unpleasant pits of - the Pit of Democrats, Armpit Hair, Moustaches and Flab, with added British accents.
Matthew says that line alone is worth a double tithe next month.
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09-09-2022, 06:28 PM
Pastor-King Zeke. While I share in the festival of your anointing, there remain stubborn rumors in some quarters about authoritarian rule. Don't listen to these annoying brats that don't seem to learn from discipline. Hallelujah! Long live the King, and Jesus. Where's that DAMN PLANE?? The Pastor NEEDS HIS PLANE!
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09-09-2022, 09:18 PM
I hate to poke into conspiracy theory here, but wouldn't it be wise to have a police investigation into the Queen's death? We know there is a room full of people who will benefit by her being dead. We can start with Charles. Down the line, of course, everyone moves up. The Queen needed to be dead.
She was such a world figure. It seems reasonable people in other countries, like our own, deserve answers.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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I hate to poke into conspiracy theory here, but wouldn't it be wise to have a police investigation into the Queen's death? We know there is a room full of people who will benefit by her being dead. We can start with Charles. Down the line, of course, everyone moves up. The Queen needed to be dead.
She was such a world figure. It seems reasonable people in other countries, like our own, deserve answers.
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Hard to tell. Charles of course benefits most from her death. But if it's William who wants the crown, Charles is not the perp but the next victim. I don't think it was either of them, they're both screwed. It's Meghan Markle who committed regicide. She wants her quadroon child Archie to sit upon the throne, with herself as regent. Then she'll pawn the crown jewels and go on a shopping spree. Get woke, go broke.
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09-10-2022, 12:38 AM
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Hard to tell. Charles of course benefits most from her death. But if it's William who wants the crown, Charles is not the perp but the next victim. I don't think it was either of them, they're both screwed. It's Meghan Markle who committed regicide. She wants her quadroon child Archie to sit upon the throne, with herself as regent. Then she'll pawn the crown jewels and go on a shopping spree. Get woke, go broke.
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You have done some smart thinking, there, Brother Dennis. I had not thought about the role Meghan Markle might have had and why. When you think about it, she loves the camera. No one got more camera than Queen Elizabeth. And of course, the House of Windsor has money that won't stop. She is mostly on the outside now but no doubt would like to be dealing as an insider.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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