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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-04-2006, 12:15 AM
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Who says we don't? No one ever rescinded Biblical law!
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I see Lilith and I will need to hasten our kitty rescue mission.
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10-04-2006, 12:17 AM
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I see Lilith and I will need to hasten our kitty rescue mission.
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Go lick a toad.
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10-04-2006, 12:38 AM
So you admit it!!! People (but not me) DO lick toads!!
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-04-2006, 12:40 AM
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So you admit it!!! People (but not me) DO lick toads!!
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Your hubby does every time he kisses you.
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-04-2006, 12:46 AM
And here I was thinking that the details of that little TEMPORARY skin problem were to be kept confidential.
I mean....what an insult....umm...how dare you
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-04-2006, 12:48 AM
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Better get a bigger bag, Sinner - we can still see that cheap Tiara.
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-04-2006, 12:54 AM
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Better get a bigger bag, Sinner - we can still see that cheap Tiara.
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Yes, but the difference is that yours is real, and hers comes from the five-and-dime. There is NO competition with you, sweet Sister Sue!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-04-2006, 02:54 PM
Pastor Ezekiel! You Care! You really do!!!
So would you like to come Christmas Shopping with me? We'll start out around Wal*Mart and (as it is October 4th already!) really Preach Out those folks if their store isn't already well stocked with everything from Weapons and Ammo to Cute little Stocking Stuffers. Maybe we might even spy some of the Uun$avED practicing their "Madonna look" with the funnels in the Auto Dep't and really give them Glory!!!
Then maybe we can stop at a few of those Dollar Stores - you know Dollar, Family Dollar, Dollar and Cents, etc. for a few of the less Beloved on our Gift List. Pick up maybe some Kitchen gadgets, plastic Angel decorations, mystery paperbacks (so many to look through!) post-dated catfood for them...stuff like that.
And I'll let you carry all the Booty!!!
Then maybe we can go down by the Soup Kitchen and Testify to those who have been Sinful enough to have been Born poor. What do you say? Wow, this could really be a Blessed Event!!!
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Yes, but the difference is that yours is real, and hers comes from the five-and-dime. There is NO competition with you, sweet Sister Sue!
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-04-2006, 03:08 PM
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I see Lilith and I will need to hasten our kitty rescue mission.
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You're surprised harlot? What part of Christianity is timeless like God don't you understand. Humans change, God doesn't.
Anyway what the hell ancient paganism do you practice? Are you Hellenistic? Do you cut the throat of bulls, bathe in their blood, burn the corpse and decorate the statue of your mother goddess with the bull's daddy bits?
We're running out of European pagan religions here Rachael.
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-05-2006, 02:05 AM
I guess you could call me somewhat of an eclectic, really.
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-05-2006, 04:20 AM
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I guess you could call me somewhat of an eclectic, really.
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Thats not what I'd like to call you, but being a God-fearing Christian, I restrain myself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-05-2006, 04:53 AM
Let me guess, something to do with vile, hellbound, crazy, harlot, stupid, airheaded, repulsive, scumbag....something along those lines?
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-05-2006, 12:45 PM
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Let me guess, something to do with vile, hellbound, crazy, harlot, stupid, airheaded, repulsive, scumbag....something along those lines?
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Well, you're in the neighborhood.....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-05-2006, 03:26 PM
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I guess you could call me somewhat of an eclectic, really.
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Eclectic? Now what ancient, or as you so fondly say "pre-Christian" (like their can be such a thing) tradion is eclectic? Since your' from the United States originally is it some kind of American Indian tradition were man stole life from the gods so human blood is required in payment? Do you play the sacred ball game were the winner gets the privilege of having his heart ripped out of his chest and offered to the gods?
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-05-2006, 06:47 PM
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As I've said, SAMHAIN comes before YULE.
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Not necessarily...
From wikki
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Yule was the winter solstice celebration of the Germanic pagans. In Germanic Neopaganism it is one of the eight solar holidays, or sabbats, where Yule is celebrated on the winter solstice: in the northern hemisphere, circa December 21, and in the southern hemisphere, circa June 21.
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Samhain (IPA: [ˈsawənʲ]) is the word for November in the Irish language. The Scottish Gaelic spelling is Samhuinn. The same word was used for a month in the Celtic calendar, and in particular the first three nights of this month, the festival marking the ending of the summer season.
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So, for half the world, Yule is in June, making it come before Samhain.
Hope this clears up (or adds to) your confusion.
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-05-2006, 10:49 PM
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Eclectic? Now what ancient, or as you so fondly say "pre-Christian" (like their can be such a thing) tradion is eclectic? Since your' from the United States originally is it some kind of American Indian tradition were man stole life from the gods so human blood is required in payment? Do you play the sacred ball game were the winner gets the privilege of having his heart ripped out of his chest and offered to the gods?
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Eclectics, BJ, are those who do not stick purely to one form of paganism but incorporate other versions as well.
The word 'pagan' can also be used to describe one who has a polytheistic belief, usually involving pre-christian Gods.
An eclectic is often a mixture of the two above.
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So, for half the world, Yule is in June, making it come before Samhain.
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Seeing as most people on this forum seem to be in the northern hemisphere, I was compensating for them.
Seeing as a lot of people here prefer not to recognize the existence of the southern hemisphere anyway.
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-05-2006, 11:05 PM
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Eclectics, BJ, are those who do not stick purely to one form of paganism but incorporate other versions as well.
The word 'pagan' can also be used to describe one who has a polytheistic belief, usually involving pre-christian Gods.
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"Usually"? as in "not necesserly pre-Christian? As in "we just made this nonsense up"? Really Rachael, as a Christian I can argue I am coming from a tradition that dates back to the beginging of the world (or to humor you secularists the Bronze age since you just must invent a human pre-history)
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An eclectic is often a mixture of the two above.
Seeing as most people on this forum seem to be in the northern hemisphere, I was compensating for them.
Seeing as a lot of people here prefer not to recognize the existence of the southern hemisphere anyway.
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Why? Jesus never bothered with it?
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-05-2006, 11:26 PM
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"Usually"? as in "not necesserly pre-Christian? As in "we just made this nonsense up"? Really Rachael, as a Christian I can argue I am coming from a tradition that dates back to the beginging of the world (or to humor you secularists the Bronze age since you just must invent a human pre-history)
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When I said usually in my previous post, I did not refer to my own beliefs. I refer mroe to traditions like wicca which, though they take their ideas from ancient roots, actually came into being as a religion in the 1950's.
I'm not wiccan. Like I said, I'm an eclectic pagan.
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Why? Jesus never bothered with it?
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Well according to the bible, the southern hemisphere never actually existed. old
(Explain THAT one, mister smartypants!)
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-06-2006, 11:12 AM
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Well according to the bible, the southern hemisphere never actually existed. old
(Explain THAT one, mister smartypants!)
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Godless harlot! You will be BANNED if you continue to use this GODLY forum to bang on and on about your "southern hemisphere!"
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-06-2006, 11:21 AM
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Eclectics (babble, babble)
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"Eclectics" are women who use that word to TRY and separate themselves from the boring, palliative personalities of all OTHER women. It doesn't work of course, because ALL women refer to themselves as 'eclectic' which they believe has a nice ring to it.
As soon as a man hears the word 'eclectic' he understands it to mean 'whacko'.
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