Brothers and Sisters in Christ, I present to you the latest Social Justice Obsession to capture the imagination of the Hell-bound, unsaved trash cluttering up this country:
Taylor Swift's scarf.
Now, I don't actually know for sure who this young man is, but apparently he is a singer and some other fella who is an actor took the first fellow's scarf. This Taylor or Tyler or whatever wrote an actual song about a scarf and people are actually talking about it like it actually matters.
Frankly, people need to unwind their minds instead of unwinding their scarves and start worrying about the state of religion in America and its impact on their immortal souls. Scarves can be replaced, but souls cannot. Okay, children can be replaced; we know this because after The Lord killed King David's son as punishment for David's sins, The Lord gave David another son to ease his pain. Basically the message was, "You did wrong but I still love you. Here's another kid." 2 Samuel 12: 15-24.
Now, if The Lord was willing to smite a baby when one of His all-time favorite people sinned, you can just imagine what He will do to the millions of Christ-denying fools who are caught up in this purloined scarf business. People really need to move past this nothing burger of a story and focus on outlawing abortion, then birth control, then pre and extra-martial sex.
If folks engaged in less hanky-panky then they wouldn't be leaving behind their hankies and their scarves in places and then singing ten minute (Seriously, ten minutes of caterwauling about a scarf?!) songs which the public is listening to instead of songs about Jesus.
And based on the picture above, I don't see why this guy needs a scarf. Shoes, yes, but it's too warm where he is for a scarf. Also, the girl that he is with is also named Taylor, which seems sort of excessive, if you ask me.
Regardless of all the Taylors out there is running around, all this fuss about a scarf has to stop. Jesus didn't die for our scarves, but for are sins. Granted, taking someone's scarf without permission is a sin, but I think that we're losing sight of the real issue here.