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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 12-19-2018, 08:38 PM

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Dear, the Bible goes to great lengths to explain that we should never trust science:

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

In fact, secular science is foolishness in the eyes of the Lord:

1 Corinthians 3:18-20
18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

Here you have it. God says that science is vain foolishness. Why should we stop trusting God and start trusting science?

Your "proof" is a picture? Aren't we having this discussion because I said in the opening post, that I do not trust pictures, which are so easily edited in PhotoShop? I mean, even I can take a photo of some pretty clouds and then slap a "satellite" on top of it, and I am practically PhotoShop-illiterate! (And more of a GIMP person, anyway).
If its soooooo easy then send me a picture that you PhotoShopped. Plus, this was taken from space so it would be highly unlikely for it to be fake. Also, explain the live videos of NASA launching rockets to space right in front of the public.
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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 12-19-2018, 09:15 PM

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If its soooooo easy then send me a picture that you PhotoShopped. Plus, this was taken from space so it would be highly unlikely for it to be fake. Also, explain the live videos of NASA launching rockets to space right in front of the public.
Here:

https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2018/4...peele-buzzfeed

Maybe you can learn something today! (I'm not feeling overly optimistic, though).
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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 12-20-2018, 01:07 AM

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Dear, the Bible goes to great lengths to explain that we should never trust science:

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

In fact, secular science is foolishness in the eyes of the Lord:

1 Corinthians 3:18-20
18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

Here you have it. God says that science is vain foolishness. Why should we stop trusting God and start trusting science?

Your "proof" is a picture? Aren't we having this discussion because I said in the opening post, that I do not trust pictures, which are so easily edited in PhotoShop? I mean, even I can take a photo of some pretty clouds and then slap a "satellite" on top of it, and I am practically PhotoShop-illiterate! (And more of a GIMP person, anyway).
So you're trying to say that the Earth is flat and every single picture is photoshopped. NASA is silencing at least 18,000 different people at NASA so they can say the Earth is round. You're denying every rocket launch into space. You dismiss hundreds of years of proof by some of humanities smartest purposes. I mean, what would they even get out of lying? It would be a waste of time and effort to lie instead of telling the truth. Also, I need to mention your ignorance at the start when you saw that it took 7 months for it to travel and you are like "wow did they put a snail on the probe". (BTW no one found that funny.) Space is big. REALLY BIG. So it would take a while for it to travel. Mars is at least 54.6 million km. So no they didn't put a snail on it. It took the normal amount of time to get there.
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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 12-20-2018, 01:16 AM

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Here:

https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2018/4...peele-buzzfeed

Maybe you can learn something today! (I'm not feeling overly optimistic, though).
Here is a photo of the Earth in 1972. Before photoshop or AI that advanced existed.


https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/asse...-super-169.jpg
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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 12-20-2018, 01:24 AM

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Here is a photo of the Earth in 1972. Before photoshop or AI that advanced existed.


https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/asse...-super-169.jpg
Two things


1) where you there when they took the picture? If not, how can you be sure the picture is not a modern day Photoshop fake?


2) Do you really think before computers there was no way of altering images? How old are you, seven?


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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 12-20-2018, 01:52 AM

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So you're trying to say that the Earth is flat and every single picture is photoshopped. NASA is silencing at least 18,000 different people at NASA so they can say the Earth is round. You're denying every rocket launch into space. You dismiss hundreds of years of proof by some of humanities smartest purposes. I mean, what would they even get out of lying?
They get people like you to believe them and therefore distrust God, leading you to Hell. I'm not sure why, but very long history of slapstick comedy (including high popularity of some YouTube videos) shows that many people enjoy seeing other people failing at things.

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Also, I need to mention your ignorance at the start when you saw that it took 7 months for it to travel and you are like "wow did they put a snail on the probe". (BTW no one found that funny.) Space is big. REALLY BIG. So it would take a while for it to travel. Mars is at least 54.6 million km. So no they didn't put a snail on it. It took the normal amount of time to get there.
You are making this stuff up, dear. Here you can read an excellent sermon which explains Heaven is much closer than the distances you mention.

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Here is a photo of the Earth in 1972. Before photoshop or AI that advanced existed.
By this logic, Star Trek was really filmed in the outer space in the 1960's.

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2) Do you really think before computers there.Was no way of altering images?
Brother Gonzalez, I'm afraid that is the unfortunate side effect of the switch from film to digital.
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Jesus Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 12-21-2018, 03:55 PM

I rebuke fake news in the Holy Name of Jesus.


There. It's taken care of.


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Bible Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 12-27-2018, 12:12 AM

Acts 17:22 is clear as day. The Apostle Paul visited Mars during his time among the Athenians. Clearly God granted the Greek Christians technology superior to that held by the atheist cultists at NASA (Nazi Anal Sex Association). These idiot nerds talking about the "first man on Mars" clearly haven't read the Bible. It was Paul.


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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 12-31-2018, 09:13 PM

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1) where you there when they took the picture? If not, how can you be sure the picture is not a modern day Photoshop fake?


2) Do you really think before computers there was no way of altering images? How old are you, seven?
Here is another image of the Earth but in 1946
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Here is another image of the Earth but in 1946
Where, sweetie?

In addition to seeing things which other people don't see, do you also hear voices which other people cannot hear?
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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 12-31-2018, 09:23 PM

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Where, sweetie?

In addition to seeing things which other people don't see, do you also hear voices which other people cannot hear?
So because the JPG I tried to post didn't work I'm insane?
Oh sure that makes sense.
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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 12-31-2018, 10:13 PM

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So because the JPG I tried to post didn't work I'm insane?
Oh sure that makes sense.
I dunno, sweetie. Are you insane? Is this what the voices are telling you?
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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 12-31-2018, 10:27 PM

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I dunno, sweetie. Are you insane? Is this what the voices are telling you?
Sister, it's difficult to know whether fantasies like this are caused by people not taking their medication (in which case they probably should be taking it) or by them poisoning their brains with the drugs (in which case they should probably stop).


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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 12-31-2018, 10:53 PM

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I dunno, sweetie. Are you insane? Is this what the voices are telling you?
No because there are no voices in my head.

Just search up 1946 photo of the Earth.
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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 12-31-2018, 11:45 PM

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No because there are no voices in my head.

Just search up 1946 photo of the Earth.
I really don't have time to look at 1,946 pictures right now. Can you just find and post the one you wanted to show us? I'm a woman, and I managed to figure out how to post a picture.


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I shall not be moved. In God is my salvation and my glory: the rock of my strength, and my refuge, is in God.
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I really don't have time to look at 1,946 pictures right now. Can you just find and post the one you wanted to show us? I'm a woman, and I managed to figure out how to post a picture.
You're dumber than I thought. I said 1946 photo of the Earth. That's a date you bimbo. Also, how does you being a woman have to do with anything we are talking about. GOOD FOR YOU. YOU ARE A WOMAN. CONGRATULATES. WANT A TROPHY?
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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 01-01-2019, 01:56 AM

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You're dumber than I thought. I said 1946 photo of the Earth. That's a date you bimbo. Also, how does you being a woman have to do with anything we are talking about. GOOD FOR YOU. YOU ARE A WOMAN. CONGRATULATES. WANT A TROPHY?
My goodness! I'm sorry you're so stupid you can't post a picture but at least I didn't call you names! I shall pray for your poor, stupid soul and hopefully you will be able to understand enough of the Bible that God will have mercy on you.


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My soul, wait thou only upon God; for my expectation is from him. He only is my rock and my salvation: he is my defence;
I shall not be moved. In God is my salvation and my glory: the rock of my strength, and my refuge, is in God.
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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 01-01-2019, 02:05 AM

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You're dumber than I thought. I said 1946 photo of the Earth. That's a date you bimbo. Also, how does you being a woman have to do with anything we are talking about. GOOD FOR YOU. YOU ARE A WOMAN. CONGRATULATES. WANT A TROPHY?
Oh the irony. A Tumblrtard feminazi using misogynistic slurs against a female.


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 01-01-2019, 04:46 AM

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Oh the irony. A Tumblrtard feminazi using misogynistic slurs against a female.
I'm not a female or Nazi? What makes you think THAT? Also, I respect women perfectly. Just because this one women was actually acting dumb doesn't mean I think all women are dumb or are inferior.
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Cool Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 01-01-2019, 04:50 AM

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I'm not a female or Nazi? What makes you think THAT? Also, I respect women perfectly. Just because this one women was actually acting dumb doesn't mean I think all women are dumb or are inferior.
"I think women are equal, I just call them bimbos."


I'm not anti-semitic, but I occasionally call Jews "money-grubbing, hook-nosed kikes."


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