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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 01-01-2019, 02:22 PM

In an attempt (no-doubt doomed) to get this somewhat back on-topic, what is all this nonsense about Nasa sending a rocket 6.5 billion kilometers (that's about 4 billion miles in Christian) to look at Ultima Thule?

How many times did they have to fly round the firmament to clock up that sort of mileage? However many, it was a complete waste of time and tax dollars. Everyone knows that Ultima Thule is in Iceland - the now-dead Victorian explorer Richard Burton (not to be confused with the also-dead actor who was married to Elizabeth Taylor, twice) even wrote a book about it, in two volumes.




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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 01-01-2019, 04:52 PM

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"I think women are equal, I just call them bimbos."


I'm not anti-semitic, but I occasionally call Jews "money-grubbing, hook-nosed kikes."
* I think all are equal, I just called one a bimbo.


I can respect people for who they are but still get annoyed by one occasionally.
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Cross Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 01-01-2019, 07:53 PM

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* I think all are equal, I just called one a bimbo.
(Claiming males and females are equal and then using sexist language doesn't help your case.)


It doesn't matter what you think, anyway. The only one whose opinion matters is God, and we know exactly what He thinks on the subject:
  • Genesis 2:18
  • Genesis 3:16
  • Ephesians 5:22-23
  • 1 Timothy 2:11-15
  • 1 Timothy 3:12
  • 1 Peter 3:1
  • 1 Corinthians 11:3-16
  • 1 Corinthians 14:34
  • Colossians 3:18
  • Titus 2:5
Clearly men and women are NOT equal.


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
Not if they'd come to the Blood of Christ Motel!
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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 01-01-2019, 09:08 PM

Sister Basilissa has often, in the past, provided a useful guide which is perhaps worth repeating here?

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While we women are inferior beings, there is a pecking order on this Godly forum:

1. Pastors.
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Men.
3.
Women.
4. Forum Members.
5. Mice.
6. Spiders.
7. Dust mites.
8. Lint.
9. Unsaved Trash. <--------------------- That's you.


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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: NASA Mars landing? More FAKE NEWS!! - 03-10-2019, 08:56 PM

Do we really know the shape of The Firmament?
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