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Re: Hi -
03-19-2011, 05:38 AM
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Green, but everything has its merits.
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Oh no, please debate it. *rapt attention* So much more important than salvation. Green or blue? Blue or green? Or blue?
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I wish they would both choose aquamarine and then keep quiet.
YiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
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Re: Hi -
03-19-2011, 06:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Bible Student
I wish they would both choose aquamarine and then keep quiet.
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Voltaire is epic!!!
How's that for being quiet?
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Re: Hi -
03-19-2011, 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted by -Caron-
I am Caron Maddox Taylor, I am 18, I am bisexual, I am Welsh, I think Voltaire is sexy, he is my hero, I have blonde-ish red hair and I have brown to blue central heterochromnia. I love the occult, and I am here to hear your opinions. There, now I have a decent intro.
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1) You have satanic sexual perversions.
2) You don't think Jesus is your hero! Instead you choose a liberal french man with a girls name. The same gay guy thought freedom of religion is a good thing
3) You're a wich.
My opinnion:
You go to hell. You go to hell and die!
Revelation 22:1:
And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.
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Re: Hi -
03-19-2011, 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Living_Water
1) You have satanic sexual perversions.
2) You don't think Jesus is your hero! Instead you choose a liberal french man with a girls name. The same gay guy thought freedom of religion is a good thing
3) You're a wich.
My opinnion:
You go to hell. You go to hell and die!
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1) Ok
2) I wasn't talking about the Frenchman Francois-Marie Arouet. I was talking about the Cuban-American dark cabaret singer Aurelio Voltaire Hernández:
3) Sure I am
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Re: Hi -
03-19-2011, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by -Caron-
2) I wasn't talking about the Frenchman Francois-Marie Arouet. I was talking about the Cuban-American dark cabaret singer Aurelio Voltaire Hernández:
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You idolize communist whorehouse "entertainer"? I'm afraid that is not any better.
I strongly suggest you repent and accept Jesus to your life.
Luke 13:3
Revelation 22:1:
And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.
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Re: Hi -
03-19-2011, 07:17 PM
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Persecute? No way. I'm not like that. I just want to meet you and hear your opinions.
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tell us how do you combine drug addiction with sorcery?
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Re: Hi -
03-19-2011, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Living_Water
You idolize communist whorehouse "entertainer"? I'm afraid that is not any better.
I strongly suggest you repent and accept Jesus to your life.
Luke 13:3
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"Communist whorehouse entertainer"? What the f*ck?
Voltaire's music mixes elements of darkwave, European folk music, and New Wave. He wrote two books, "What is Goth?" and "Paint it Black: a Guide to Gothic Homemaking". He has also written the "Deady" graphic novel series, about an evil spirit taking over the body of a teddy bear.
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Re: Hi -
03-19-2011, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by -Caron-
"Communist whorehouse entertainer"? What the f*ck?
Voltaire's music mixes elements of darkwave, European folk music, and New Wave. He wrote two books, "What is Goth?" and "Paint it Black: a Guide to Gothic Homemaking". He has also written the "Deady" graphic novel series, about an evil spirit taking over the body of a teddy bear.
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Stop it!
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
~Matt. 10:33
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Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"
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Re: Hi -
03-19-2011, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Reverand Stubber
tell us how do you combine drug addiction with sorcery?
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I don't have a drug addiction. I have never done drugs.
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Stop it!
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Stop what?
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Re: Hi -
03-19-2011, 08:09 PM
I wish these Homers would stop being so disgusting. There are children present!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Hi -
03-19-2011, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
I wish these Homers would stop being so disgusting. There are children present!
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Since when?
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Re: Hi -
03-19-2011, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by -Caron-
Since when?
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Dear Friend,
The souls of aborted babies haunt this board, mostly to correct grammar.
Yours in Him,
BAB
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Re: Hi -
03-19-2011, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Born Again Bob
Dear Friend,
The souls of aborted babies haunt this board, mostly to correct grammar.
Yours in Him,
BAB
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Ok.
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Re: Hi -
03-20-2011, 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted by -Caron-
Ok.
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Why don't you try sayng "ok" to Jesus, you filthy perverted whore?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hi -
03-20-2011, 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Why don't you try sayng "ok" to Jesus, you filthy perverted whore?
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How am I a whore?
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Re: Hi -
03-20-2011, 09:55 PM
Speaking of whores, have any of you ever heard the song "Whoring Streets" by Scars On Broadway? Good song.
"Is there anybody here who hears me crying?
I'm dying
Is there anybody here when it's over?
Over
I'm just passing the time, wondering
How you people will ever survive
Whoring down your whoring streets,
Killing you while you're killing me
It's time, to show all you people
You'll never survive
Whoring down your whoring streets
Killing you while you're killing me.
Is there anybody here who hears me crying?
I'm dying
Is there anybody here when it's over?
Over
I'm just passing the time, wondering
How you people will ever survive
Whoring down your whoring streets,
Killing you while you're killing me
It's time, to show all you people
You'll never survive
Whoring down your whoring streets
Killing you while you're killing me.
Killing you while you're killing me.
Whoring down your whoring streets
Killing you while you're killing me.
Is there anybody here who hears me crying?
I'm dying"
Scars On Broadway, Serj Tankian, and System of a Down.. They're all awesome. But Voltaire is the best.
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Re: Hi -
03-20-2011, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by -Caron-
How am I a whore?
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If you want tips on how to be a whore you need to troll somewhere else.
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Re: Hi -
03-20-2011, 10:19 PM
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If you want tips on how to be a whore you need to troll somewhere else.
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I don't want tips on how to be a whore. I want to know why you people think I am a whore.
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Re: Hi -
03-20-2011, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by -Caron-
Speaking of whores, have any of you ever heard the song "Whoring Streets" by Scars On Broadway? Good song.
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Dear Friend,
Do you have permission to post that whole song? Or should we report you to the copyright holder for prosecution?
Yours in Him,
BAB <---- God's Lil' Stickler
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Re: Hi -
03-20-2011, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Born Again Bob
Dear Friend,
Do you have permission to post that whole song? Or should we report you to the copyright holder for prosecution?
Yours in Him,
BAB <---- God's Lil' Stickler
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LOL
You're funny.
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