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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-13-2018, 07:40 AM
thanks for the info , this world is more complicated than what it looks like, why doesn't god just get rid of satan or the jews?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-13-2018, 07:54 AM
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thanks for the info , this world is more complicated than what it looks like, why doesn't god just get rid of satan or the jews?
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He will, in due course. You should realize that this life is just a method to recruit people into either Heaven or Hell. If you were God, you'd only want totally obedient meek followers to praise you for Eternity and not mingle with the more suspicious types. They'll be dealt with very soon.
Revelation 20:14
And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.
Of of the methods of recruiting is to see how the aspiring Heaven-dweller deals with the unpleasantries that are the mainstay of this Earthly existence.
Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
It's so simple once to understand this.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-13-2018, 08:16 AM
Understood, thanks for you guidance
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01-13-2018, 08:27 AM
Sorry I don't know if it's appropriate to ask this here, but is Elon Musk (Tesla Inventor) on God's side or Evil's side? To me he seems to be on God's side because he is getting rid of pollution by creating Tesla or am I wrong?
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01-13-2018, 08:37 AM
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...or am I wrong?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-13-2018, 12:03 PM
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How much pollution is generated by producing a Tesla in the first place?
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01-14-2018, 06:13 PM
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How much pollution is generated by producing a Tesla in the first place?
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01-14-2018, 06:36 PM
I have another question which have been bugging me for the past year, does anyone know what does it mean when you see 444 or 44 regularly like on clocks or on phone or some place else... I remember seeing 4:44 am on my phone when I was sleeping on the Ikea mattress I had, but once I returned it to Ikea, I don't wake up at 4:44am seeing "444" that often or even not seeing it at all, appreciate whoever can shed some light on this matter.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-14-2018, 08:00 PM
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I have another question which have been bugging me for the past year, does anyone know what does it mean when you see 444 or 44 regularly like on clocks or on phone or some place else... I remember seeing 4:44 am on my phone when I was sleeping on the Ikea mattress I had, but once I returned it to Ikea, I don't wake up at 4:44am seeing "444" that often or even not seeing it at all, appreciate whoever can shed some light on this matter.
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Sweetie, I'm afraid that's something that happens to all clocks set to AM/PM display twice a day.
However, you can cut the frequency of 4:44 on your clock in half if you switch to the 24 hour based system instead - it will show 16:44 instead of 4:44 PM in the afternoon.
I hope that was helpful.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-14-2018, 09:49 PM
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Our resident seeker of questions seems to be on furlough. If you were thinking of angels, I'll just refer you to Colossians 2:18
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01-14-2018, 09:58 PM
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Sorry I don't know if it's appropriate to ask this here, but is Elon Musk (Tesla Inventor) on God's side or Evil's side? To me he seems to be on God's side because he is getting rid of pollution by creating Tesla or am I wrong?
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Elon Musk is from one of those shithole countries President Trump is working overtime to close off from immigration. Musk came in under Obama's watch probably, and has been a bane in the side of Real Americans™ ever since he's been touting that "pollution is dangerous" stuff. Let me ask you, who has more control over the Earth - Man or Jesus?
Elon Musk comes from "Southern Shithole."
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-14-2018, 10:49 PM
I just want to know what the heck kind of a food is fondue supposed to be? There is no meat in it. How can man live the life Gods wants us to without having meat? Cheese goop is what homosexualers have at 'soirees'.
Genesis 9:3
Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.
Romans 14:2
For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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01-15-2018, 06:15 AM
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Our resident seeker of questions seems to be on furlough. If you were thinking of angels, I'll just refer you to Colossians 2:18
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thanks for the reply, so is it good to see 444 or bad? Or are the angels something good for me?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-15-2018, 11:51 AM
Yes, I see your problem. The easiest solution would be to print out this stick it on your clock and take the following youtube to a computer fair. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzXfadQXRn8 Look for the fattest stall-holder and mention "overclocking" you want 4
ticks per second and WHANGO! .you'll never endure four o'clock again..
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
02-06-2018, 12:08 PM
lmao what?
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02-06-2018, 12:34 PM
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lmao what?
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Faith 11woteva was having a problem with 4 o'clock. Did you click my link? It fitted the circumstances but if you have overclocking experience we'd all be interested.
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Sweden created IKEA, a worldwide distribution network for Satanism. Using crappy furniture as cover, they distribute 175,000,000 Satanic books each year. Since only 90,000,000 Holy Bibles are distributed each year, IKEA is clearly trying to overthrow the Holy Bible! Innocent children are destroyed by demonic products like RÄV, BÅRD and HJÄRTA. IKEA was created in 1943, in close cooperation with Nazi Germany, by Ingvar Kamprad. After America defeated Germany in WWII, IKEA simply continued its Satanic mission and kept increasing its distribution network to achieve global Satanic domination. Revelation 21:8 "... unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars ..."
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God won and IKEA lost!
" Ikea is killing off its catalog after 70 years"
So from now on The Holy Bible will be #1 again!!!
No doubt my post on this subject was the main reason IKEA stopped printing catalogues! Took them 10 years because all Swedes are stupid. They are Covid-19 deaths #1 for the same reason.
I pray Jesus will kill me as a reward so I can finally go to Heaven!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-03-2021, 03:57 PM
I've always hated the Swiss because you get ripped off by them. The Cheese has holes, it does not melt properly when you grill it. They make weird cars, their breakfast food looks like vomit. Finally, a perverted obsession with wooden shoes.
If 'The Donald' went there, He could straighten them out in his first 100 days.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
01-03-2021, 04:40 PM
I really hate the way their demonic wild goats push passers-by over the edge of mountains and then watch them fall.
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01-04-2021, 03:01 AM
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Is that the one that invented gaslighting? Somewhere in the gloom these acting styles take shape. God regularly removes sunlight up there in the Swedish alps – we hardly need to guess what type of holiday makers choose that destination – sometimes completely! But do they learn? No. They sing about it!
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