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Default Re: It's Happened: STRAIGHT soldiers forced to marry the GAYS - 06-03-2012, 05:00 PM

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I don't know what's worse...a straight U.S. soldier being forced to marry a gay male...or a straight U.S. soldier being forced to marry ANOTHER straight male.

But that is where we're headed, gay or straight it doesn't matter.

Our population is going to decintigrate due to these policies.
Ahahaha. Oh god sweetheart have you got some kind of mental impairment? Clearly they are BRITISH soldiers, clearly they are BOTH gay and CONSENTING adults.

There is nothing wrong with being gay, find something constructive to do with your time that doesn't involve making other people's lives miserable.

Frankly your entire way of thinking is ridiculous.
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Default Re: It's Happened: STRAIGHT soldiers forced to marry the GAYS - 06-03-2012, 05:35 PM

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Ahahaha. Oh god sweetheart have you got some kind of mental impairment? Clearly they are BRITISH soldiers, clearly they are BOTH gay and CONSENTING adults.

There is nothing wrong with being gay, find something constructive to do with your time that doesn't involve making other people's lives miserable.

Frankly your entire way of thinking is ridiculous.
You've obviously never been a queer and just buy right into the homo agenda. "Oh, they just want to be happy in a long term relationship like normal people".

The life of the fag is misery. The constant colon/rectum health issues, the diseases, the clothes ruined from the bodily fluid exchanges in dozens of daily trysts with anonymous strangers. The drug addiction to self-medicate the shame and despair of being a sissy. No money and usually homeless because every waking moment is wasted on planning the next sodomy conquest.

It's a disastrous choice to be queer. Trust me, I lived the life before I found Jesus.

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Default Re: It's Happened: STRAIGHT soldiers forced to marry the GAYS - 06-03-2012, 06:23 PM

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Ahahaha. Oh god sweetheart have you got some kind of mental impairment? Clearly they are BRITISH soldiers, clearly they are BOTH gay and CONSENTING adults.

There is nothing wrong with being gay, find something constructive to do with your time that doesn't involve making other people's lives miserable.

Frankly your entire way of thinking is ridiculous.
Listen, harlot; Your unsaved opinions couldn't possibly matter less to us. We are here to uplift Christ's teachings, and His Holy Word says that there most definitely IS something wrong with being a queer: It will get you sent to everlasting torment in hell!

Now please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your former church, and how you came to hate Jesus.

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Default Re: It's Happened: STRAIGHT soldiers forced to marry the GAYS - 06-04-2012, 06:42 PM

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We simply have to pray our country is not attacked until we have a new President in office ready to defend us with an army of Godly masculine soldiers.
Yes. I am praying indeed.

It will take a while to fire all the soldier who have served under this false president and strip them of their benefits, and then find real, physically intact men to replace them, but it will be worth it.

I see a bright tomorrow.
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Default Re: It's Happened: STRAIGHT soldiers forced to marry the GAYS - 06-04-2012, 07:35 PM

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Why should anyone be tolerant of anal rape and bestiality?

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Default Re: It's Happened: STRAIGHT soldiers forced to marry the GAYS - 06-04-2012, 07:45 PM

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Judges 21:10-24
Numbers 31:7-18
Deuteronomy 20:10-14
Deuteronomy 22:28-29
2 Samuel 12:11-14
Judges 5:30
Zechariah 14:1-2

Are you an Idiot
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GOD often rewards His soldiers with virgin slaves after they carry out His orders to butcher everything else in a tribe or city.

I do not see any verses in your list that indicate approval or tolerance of rape or bestiality.

Your point?



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Default Re: It's Happened: STRAIGHT soldiers forced to marry the GAYS - 06-10-2012, 05:24 PM

Ok, why watch them? I did get nauseated, but I was brought here under false pretenses. There was nothing about that that was forcing them. I would rather not watch stuff like this.

If they are going to hell, then as Christians we should give them special consideration as they will only have this life to enjoy themselves. right. Let's not give them hell on earth too, You may burn for doing that. It's against the bible.
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Default Re: It's Happened: STRAIGHT soldiers forced to marry the GAYS - 08-19-2012, 08:23 PM

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If they are going to hell, then as Christians we should give them special consideration as they will only have this life to enjoy themselves. right. Let's not give them hell on earth too, You may burn for doing that. It's against the bible.
First, you're not a Christian.

Second, by allowing those who choose to reject God to live happily, we encourage others to become atheist sodomites. We say it's OK to be gay.

It's not. It leads to unending torment in God's Lake of Fire.

Why do you atheists hate your sodomite pals, anyway?


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