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Re: Dream Husband/Wife -
05-27-2008, 01:21 PM
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Well, I am already taken, but if I wasn't, I wouldn't mind Billy Corgan, at least back when he had that long hair.
Why? Because he looked hot back then and I love the music.
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There is just something about musicians, isn't there? I'm not a big Smashing Pumpkins fan, but Anthony Kiedis, on the other hand...
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Dream Husband/Wife -
05-27-2008, 01:31 PM
My, I have to say that you are looking fetching in that picture. ^^ A true likeness I am sure.
I sure can see some bottom quivering action happening there as you learn your Psalms.
Are you ready to repent?
Oh, I play the harpsichord, so you can consider me a musician...
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."
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Re: Dream Husband/Wife -
05-27-2008, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Herr_Doktor Phd.
My, I have to say that you are looking fetching in that picture. A true likeness I am sure.
It's not a picture of me - your mods set that pic as my avatar, and reset my account so that I can't post the pic I want as my avatar.
I sure can see some bottom quivering action happening their as you learn your Psalms.
Then you have a vivid imagination.
Are you ready to repent?
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There's nothing for which I feel the need to repent.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Dream Husband/Wife -
05-27-2008, 03:24 PM
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Truly? I don't see her trying to refute the fact.
It seems that hand in hand with sinners also goes a lack of cleanliness.
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I am a very clean person and so is my husband. Who is Baptist by the way. He doesn't have flea's but he does have a badge.
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Re: Dream Husband/Wife -
05-27-2008, 05:38 PM
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I am a very clean person and so is my husband. Who is Baptist by the way. He doesn't have flea's but he does have a badge.
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I do pray your husband is not one of those Southern Baptists. Frankly considering your saucy attitude lady it has all the marks of the liberal and permissive SBC.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Dream Husband/Wife -
05-27-2008, 06:24 PM
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I do pray your husband is not one of those Southern Baptists. Frankly considering your saucy attitude lady it has all the marks of the liberal and permissive SBC.
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No actually he is a Southern Baptist he was born in New Hampshire thank you. And he thinks my "Saucy Attitude" is sexy. Turns him on.
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Re: Dream Husband/Wife -
05-28-2008, 03:53 AM
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Originally Posted by MyHusbandHasFleas
No actually he is a Southern Baptist he was born in New Hampshire thank you. And he thinks my "Saucy Attitude" is sexy. Turns him on.
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I suppose he's also a queer-lover.
The SBC are notorious false Christians and queer-lovers and are all HELLBOUND!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Dream Husband/Wife -
05-28-2008, 04:06 AM
But does he have fleas?
I'm sure filthiness like that ain't looked kindly on in God's Holy Writ.
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Re: Dream Husband/Wife -
05-28-2008, 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Lump
There is just something about musicians, isn't there? I'm not a big Smashing Pumpkins fan, but Anthony Kiedis, on the other hand...
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There is, especially the ones who look good with long hair. I love long hair on guys! Well, it doesn't suit every guy, but on the ones it *does* suit. Anyways.....I do love his music though, I've been a fan for years.
To MyAngel,
Don't worry, they seem to do mean things like that all the time.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Dream Husband/Wife -
05-28-2008, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Dark Angel
I think her original name was MyAngelCanFly, but it was changed. (That happens way too much around here...)
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Oh, I thought it was MyFlyIsOpen.
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Originally Posted by Lump
<not my picture, etc.>
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I don't see what's wrong with the picture. A bit robust, but at least the clothes fit and she doesn't have horrific acne.
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Originally Posted by MyHusbandHasFleas
I am a very clean person and so is my husband. Who is Baptist by the way. He doesn't have flea's but he does have a badge.
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Wal-Mart or McDonald's?
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Re: Dream Husband/Wife -
05-28-2008, 01:45 PM
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Think what you want, I don't care. I know who I am and I know That I am not a lesbian. The word Queer means strange or odd, so if that is what you want to call me then so be it. I know where I am going (To Heaven). Your opinions mean nothing to me. I know that God loves me no matter what. I know that judgment is wrong. I do not judge you, I pitty you.
Hail Mary, full of grace.
Our Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.
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Re: Dream Husband/Wife -
05-28-2008, 02:44 PM
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Oh, I thought it was MyFlyIsOpen.
Wal-Mart or McDonald's?
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Actually it is MyAngelcanFly, and it was for my 16 yr old deceased son. Its sad that you have to pick on a grieving mother and a child that has passed on. I will be praying for you.
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Re: Dream Husband/Wife -
05-28-2008, 04:37 PM
Now, Angel if you turned around and returned he picking on favor, you'd get an infraction or reputation or something. May I inquire how your son passed on?
People want to sit there and say end racism, right. Why not sit there and act on ending intolerance
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05-28-2008, 04:49 PM
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Now, Angel if you turned around and returned he picking on favor, you'd get an infraction or reputation or something. May I inquire how your son passed on?
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He was electrocuted by a water pump. It was a tragic accident.
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Re: Dream Husband/Wife -
05-29-2008, 06:00 AM
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He was electrocuted by a water pump. It was a tragic accident.
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That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
You're a damned goth, aren't you. Tell the truth. You sacrificed him during a satanic mass, didn't you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Dream Husband/Wife -
08-07-2009, 02:37 AM
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That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
You're a damned goth, aren't you. Tell the truth. You sacrificed him during a satanic mass, didn't you.
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I really want to beat you down like a bitch right now. That was disgraceful, disrespectful, and over all a horrible, HORRIBLE thing to say to a grieving mother.
I understand that most of you believe that there is a hell. I hope you shall burn.
I know you're most likely going to say I'm pathetic, or a god hater, or whatever it is you come up with. But, honestly you're the pathetic one.
Saying that a mother killed her son is so UNGODLY that even YOUR God would look down on you in shame!!
Also, changing peoples usernames? Seriously, could we just grow up here.
Or is that against the bible too.
Hiding behind your religion and using it as a crutch is just as bad Al Qaeda.
Have any of you ever heard of Westboro? They're pretty darn sick, and honestly you're just like 'em.
I know a lot of might even laugh at this, but for the love of GOD think for a second about this!
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Re: Dream Husband/Wife -
08-07-2009, 04:41 AM
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but for the love of GOD think for a second about this!
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I wish that it had only taken a second to read your hateful post, but unfortunately it took longer than that.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Dream Husband/Wife -
06-01-2010, 10:37 AM
My husband was unsaved scum. He was a sunful alchoholic who died facedown in his own vomit, leaving me to teach our children the ways of The Lord.
I intend to spend the rest of my life raising Godly, virtuous children and I will NEVER become involved with a man again.
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Re: Dream Husband/Wife -
06-01-2010, 01:09 PM
I am looking for a decent Christian woman, my former wife died unfortunetly
But there is hope since I'm moving back to the States soon.
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06-01-2010, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by LydiaJohnson
My husband was unsaved scum. He was a sunful alchoholic who died facedown in his own vomit, leaving me to teach our children the ways of The Lord.
I intend to spend the rest of my life raising Godly, virtuous children and I will NEVER become involved with a man again.
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Please don't tell me that you've turned queer.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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