[Mr. Jingles]

Christian warrior Mark David Chapman is up for parole again next month. Let's pray that Yucko Ono doesn't try to stop it again, or that meddling Ringo & Paul. Why he went to prison for shooting atheist commie John Lenin in the first place is a mystery to me...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Mr. Jingles

Christian warrior Mark David Chapman is up for parole again next month. Let's pray that Yucko Ono doesn't try to stop it again, or that meddling Ringo & Paul. Why he went to prison for shooting atheist commie John Lenin in the first place is a mystery to me...

Amen!! I've been keeping that fine young man in my Prayers for years now. Through Jesus Christ and a regular correspendance with myself and few of the True Christian™ ladies, I am proud to say that Brother Chapman has accepted Christ as his personal Savior.

This means that despite having been a sinner, Mark David Chapman is guaranteed a place in Heaven.

He also sent that avowed communist John Lennin into the pits of hell, where he has been actually observed. Take a look at THIS!

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Originally Posted by Mr. Jingles

Christian warrior Mark David Chapman is up for parole again next month. Let's pray that Yucko Ono doesn't try to stop it again, or that meddling Ringo & Paul. Why he went to prison for shooting atheist commie John Lenin in the first place is a mystery to me...

Glory be to His Name, Brother, I cannot understand why they gave the man prison isntead of a medal. I mean, have you even listened to Lenin's songs??? They keep calling out to pagan gods like Devas and Gurus, using the profane word Om, imagining no religion, saying that money can't buy love, and other atrocities. Nothing good will ever come from a man that is willing to get his private parts photographed, I can tell you that, praise Jesus. We mustn't forget the Good Word:

Deuteronomy 32:43:

I will make mine arrows drunk with blood, and my sword shall devour flesh; and that with the blood of the slain and of the captives, from the beginning of revenges upon the enemy.

[Buford T Scoggins]

The liberal media has been smearing beloved freedom fighter Mark David Chapman for years. Sadly, the younger generation doesn't realize what a great debt of gratitude our nations owes to Mr. Chapman, who was a great patriot and freedom fighter.

On 8 December 1980, Chapman terminated that long-haired commie John Lenin (whose father was none other than the notorious Vladimir). At that time, the USA was engaged in a life-or-death struggle with Muslim terrorists who kidnapped the American CIA agents, erh, embassy staff who resided in Tehran.

Saintly President-elect Reagan was getting ready to bomb Iran back to the stone age, but Lenin and his Jap squeeze Loco Ono were running around advocating "peace." As a result, lily-livered President Jimmy Carter refrained from nuking Tehran until it glowed.

Lenin and Loco certainly would have been shipped off to Guantanamo Bay for some well-deserved extraordinary rendition had Carter not been such a pansy ass. Fortunately, Mark David Chapman came to the nation's rescue, and blew that hippie vermin Lenin away (sadly, he missed Loco Ono). With Lenin out of the way, the Iranizoids had no choice but to sue for peace, surrendering the American hostages just in time.

Of course, it was disappointing that President Reagan didn't obliterate Iran in one giant ball of fire. But then, he had other clever plans for the Iranizoids, like getting them to give money to our Contra friends in Nicaragua.

But I digress. With McCain soon to become our next president and ready on day one to bomb Iran back to the stone age, it's imperative that Mark David Chapman be let out of prison ASAP so that he can finish the job he started. Once he takes out Ono, and McCain becomes our next president, Tehran is going to glow a bright red.

Hallelujah!
Buford




Nuke Ono!

YIC,
Buford

[Billybob Sunday]

I thought, at first glance, that this thread would be about another murderer turned Christian - Brother Duane Chapman. Brother Chapman's popular television show, "Dog the Bounty Hunter", was pulled from the air last year after recordings of him were released that were highly critical of his daughter's colored boyfriend. Brother Chapman was just trying to save his daughter and her descendants from the Biblically forbidden sin of race mixing. Well, all is now forgiven, and Brother Duane is back on TV capturing criminals and spreading the word of Jesus Christ!

Brother Mark has served decades in prison for killing an Atheist Englishman. Obviously he was convicted in New York - here in Texas he would have gotten a medal.