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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 01-07-2009, 09:46 PM

Talk about the Atheist Who Stole Christmas.

What a way to take Christ out of Christmas Nina. Get the HELL outta here if you are here to mock us and persecute us.




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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 01-07-2009, 09:47 PM

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Baby jesus wasnt present at any parties i attended over the christmas period.
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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 01-07-2009, 09:48 PM

No, i'm Benny. The one with the V_J.

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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 01-07-2009, 09:50 PM

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Talk about the Atheist Who Stole Christmas.

What a way to take Christ out of Christmas Nina. Get the HELL outta here if you are here to mock us and persecute us.
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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 01-07-2009, 10:01 PM

hi yes i was seeing that atheist declare war on christmas, hope you know they arent the only ones who see fault in your bible, it's so hypocritical sit down and read it again, and satanists will overcome your bigotry just like we've done for years to come and years past, enjoy your pagan stolen holidays... have a nice day
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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 01-07-2009, 10:25 PM

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hi yes i was seeing that atheist declare war on christmas, hope you know they arent the only ones who see fault in your bible, it's so hypocritical sit down and read it again, and santaists will overcome your bigotry just like we've done for years to come and years past, enjoy your pagan stolen holidays... have a nice day
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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 01-07-2009, 10:56 PM

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You're so uninteresting, I can't even bring myself to add an exclamation point.
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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 01-08-2009, 02:16 AM

Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

Pretty perverse quote there buddy, tryin to incite your homosexuality and it would be in all of Europe, correct yourself before correcting others you prick.
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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 01-08-2009, 07:52 AM

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Psalm 81:10:
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open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

Pretty perverse quote there buddy, tryin to incite your homosexuality and it would be in all of Europe, correct yourself before correcting others you prick.
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I know deep down inside you all want to be Catholic-after all, why would you speak the languages of those heavily Catholic regions if you hate us so much?
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I know deep down inside you all want to be Catholic-after all, why would you speak the languages of those heavily Catholic regions if you hate us so much?
I know deep down inside you want to be a Graeco-Roman pagan — after all, why would you speak the language of ancient Rome (in your corrupted version called Ecclesiastical Latin) if you hate it so much? Besides, certain practices of the ancient Greeks are alive and well and living in the Roman institution, now, aren't they?

ETA: Oops, my bad. Catholicism pretty much is Graeco-Roman paganism with a thin Christian veneer.


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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 11-16-2009, 05:43 PM

I suppose this Christmas will be the first time there won't be a Christmas tree at the White House. I haven't been to Washington lately and I can't bear to see what the White House is going to look like with minarets and swastikas.

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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 11-16-2009, 07:16 PM

This entire issue seems somehow passe...

It's not so much atheists persecuting Christians as it is fanatical madmen approaching a philosophical position with the passion of a religion, it's absurd.

Oh, and to the innumerable Atheists who posted here with their, for lack of a better word, grammar, learn to use the shift key and punctuation. Typing without reasonable spelling or decent grammar is the mark of a poor thinker.

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This entire issue seems somehow passe...

It's not so much atheists persecuting Christians as it is fanatical madmen approaching a philosophical position with the passion of a religion, it's absurd.

Oh, and to the innumerable Atheists who posted here with their, for lack of a better word, grammar, learn to use the shift key and punctuation. Typing without reasonable spelling or decent grammar is the mark of a poor thinker.

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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 11-16-2009, 11:37 PM

I've got it on good authority that this Christmas, the Obama White House (an oxymormon if ever there was one) is planning on forcing through a constitutional amendment that effectively forces the Christ out of Christmas. The Demoncrat law mandates all Americans to have "Holiday Trees" in their homes, decorated with only secular objects.

It all started with this chain email I received, which I believe 100% because it probably comes from a concerned Christian.

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Thought you might be interested in this information from the Obama White House. This isn’t a rumor; this is a fact.

We have a friend at church who is a very talented artist. For several years she, among many others, has painted ornaments to be hung on the various White House Christmas trees. The WH usually sends out an invitation to send an ornament and informs the artists of the theme for the year.

She got her letter from the WH recently. It said that they would not be called Christmas trees this year. They will be called Holiday trees. And, to please not send any ornaments painted with a religious theme.

She was very upset at this development and sent back a reply telling them that she only painted the ornaments for Christmas trees and would not be sending any for display that left Christ out of Christmas.

Just thought you should know what the new residents in the WH plan for the future of America . If you missed his statement that "we do not consider ourselves a Christian Nation" this should confirm that he plans to take us away from our religious foundation as quickly as possible.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 11-17-2009, 08:52 AM

Interesting, Pastor Zeke. I got this in my email today, and it must be true (otherwise, why would so many people forward it?)

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OBAMA IS MAKING IT ILLEGAL TO SAY "MERRY CHRISTMAS". YES, YOU HEARD RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"President" Obama has sent an in-White House memo that got leaked saying that "Merry Christmas" is prohibited around the White House, lest they offend non-Christians. He has made it it PUNISHABLE BY TERMINATION...yes...YOU CAN GET FIRED FOR SAYING "MERRY CHRISTMAS".

Furthermore, no Christmas decorations will be put up in the White House this year. Obama told a staffer (leaked): "This is a multi-religious nation and I have a responsibility to my Muslim, Jewish, and Atheist friends not to push the Christian agenda in the White House." He honestly said that!!!!

SEND THIS EMAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!!! LET THEM KNOW THAT AMERICA ELECTED THE ANTICHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 11-17-2009, 01:35 PM

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Interesting, Pastor Zeke. I got this in my email today, and it must be true (otherwise, why would so many people forward it?)
Well I'd call that double confirmation, Rev. Jim. I'm going to have this vital information printed in this Sunday's Church Newsletter.


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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 11-18-2009, 12:17 AM

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Atheism is passe friend. How anyone can truly believe in the existence of nothing this day and age is beyond belief. How many years ago did you name sake proclaim "God is dead" and yet here we are poised to teach Creationism in America's classrooms?
Nothing is an observable part of the universe's structure. Between the galaxies lie vast reaches of complete emptiness, a void in our cosmos that can stretch for hundreds of millions of light years. Nothing is, arguably, a more natural concept than something, since from the largest scale of universal organization to the atomic level, matter is all too often defined in terms of empty space.

Even a theoretically solid object consists, on an atomic level of 99.99% empty space, and on the scale of our universe, points of matter are punctuated by vast stretches of nothingness.


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Default Re: Atheists Declare Open War on Christmas!! - 11-18-2009, 12:21 AM

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Nothing is an observable part of the universe's structure. Between the galaxies lie vast reaches of complete emptiness, a void in our cosmos that can stretch for hundreds of millions of light years. Nothing is, arguably, a more natural concept than something, since from the largest scale of universal organization to the atomic level, matter is all too often defined in terms of empty space.

Even a theoretically solid object consists, on an atomic level of 99.99% empty space, and on the scale of our universe, points of matter are punctuated by vast stretches of nothingness.
That is plenty of room for God to exist in friend. Perhaps it would be to term that nothing you describe as "gap"?



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