[JamesH.B]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

The obvious conclusion here is that "John" is actually Juan, and is an illegal beaner in disguise trying to marry you for a green card.

I completely understand your concern, Mr. Lukes, but after a very intensive (and ongoing) background/ancestry check, I can assure you that John is a full-blooded, white American man. I wish I could call him a True Christian™, but that's not for me to decide. There will be NO violations of Deuteronomy 7:3 or Daniel 2:43 in my family!