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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 04-07-2008, 09:38 PM
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i am not a criminal, gypsy or vagrant. and i really do have German, English, Irish, Dutch and Russian blood in me.
Son, do you really expect us to believe this hogwash? German, English, Irish, Dutch AND Russian? For one thing, what language would you speak? It's ridiculous. Either your parents WERE or WEREN'T in a travelling Circus. So which is it? I can't honestly see any normal family moving around so much, unless they were some sort of criminals or perverts.

Your posts have 'pathological liar' practically written all over them! Wake up and smell that dunghill you been shovellin'. It aint sweet.
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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 04-08-2008, 01:20 AM
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But i thought that you "saved" christians denounced the words of science and scientist. Or is only when they are agreeing with you perhaps?
You've got this completely backwards. We don't accept only the science that agrees with the Bible--that would be wholly unreasonable and closed-minded. We simply reject the so called science that disagrees with the Bible.

....keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called. 1 Timothy 6:20

Anyway, when we approach science, we do it honestly, with the understanding that we can never fully comprehend the nature of God's Creation:

...no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end. Ecclesiastes 3:11

Compare that to, say, the physicists who talk so glibly about finding a "theory of everything." Honestly, now, who sounds more reasonable, us or them?


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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 04-08-2008, 10:29 AM
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We simply reject the so called science that disagrees with the Bible.

Thats the same thing, what other kind of science (except sciencetology but i hate them they're idiots) is there?

Reverend i'm going to explain this for the last time my Mum is English, My Dads Irish, my Mums Mum is dutch, My Mums Dad is German, my Dads Mum is Russian and my Dads Dad is English. Modern Genetics will show this, all my Grandparent met in the Second World War.

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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 04-08-2008, 12:12 PM
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Reverend i'm going to explain this for the last time my Mum is English, My Dads Irish, my Mums Mum is dutch, My Mums Dad is German, my Dads Mum is Russian and my Dads Dad is English. Modern Genetics will show this, all my Grandparent met in the Second World War.
Now we know you're lying - If they HAD all met during the Second World War, they'd have all shot each other!
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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 04-08-2008, 02:48 PM
They met their parners during WW2. Germany invaded the Netherlands so thats how my my Mums parents met. And my Dads Parents met because my Dads dad was a sailor who was on a boat that sent surplies to Russia and my Dads mum was one of the 1000 women snipers of Russia at the time, then they got married.

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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 04-09-2008, 08:14 AM
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They met their parners during WW2. Germany invaded the Netherlands so thats how my my Mums parents met. And my Dads Parents met because my Dads dad was a sailor who was on a boat that sent surplies to Russia and my Dads mum was one of the 1000 women snipers of Russia at the time, then they got married.
Come on, son... Admit it... You live in a fantasy world, don't you?

Do you really expect me to believe you're some potato-eating vodka-drinking Hitler-loving reefer-smoking mick, who loves the Queen and supports the IRA??? Get real here!

Ruskie sniper grandmother and queer sailor grandfather?? Next you'll be telling us you're head of the FBI, and married to Ossama Bin Laden!
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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 04-09-2008, 10:10 AM
Alright fine don't believe me i'm don't really care now.

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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 04-09-2008, 12:10 PM
I'm starting to think that this site is full of retards.
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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 04-09-2008, 02:41 PM
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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 04-09-2008, 03:20 PM
Lets us not fight but band together against the common enemy, scientologists. Damn i hate those guys, think they can tell you life is worthless and the only way to make yourself happy again is pay them, what a load of bull.

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Lets us not fight but band together against the common enemy, scientologists. Damn i hate those guys, think they can tell you life is worthless and the only way to make yourself happy again is pay them, what a load of bull.
OK, I see that you've identified one of God's enemies. Are you angry with them because they cheated you out of your money?




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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 04-09-2008, 04:04 PM
No not me, they tried to but I'm angry Because the sell so many lies to people its not even funny.

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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 04-10-2008, 10:53 AM
I agree, we should all put aside our differances and band together against Scientology.
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I agree, we should all put aside our differances and band together against Scientology.
Are you trying to out yourself as one of these "anonymous" geeks? We are not impressed.

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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 04-11-2008, 01:59 PM
Well, of course He wasn't a Jew, dear. Jesus was poor.
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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 04-12-2008, 12:36 AM
Well, Sister Hardwick, you certainly have a point.

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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 04-13-2008, 08:06 PM
You really Jews, but why? Are you the new Adolf Hitler or something, who wants a third "reich"? Hitler was a bad person who killed millions of innocent people.

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You really *hate* Jews, but why? Are you the new Adolf Hitler or something, who wants a third "reich"? Hitler was a bad person who killed millions of innocent people.
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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 04-13-2008, 09:52 PM
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No, we are not really Jews. Does that answer your incoherent question, Mr. Urine?
Try not to be so hard on him, you can't expect people who believe in the Necronomicon to make much sense (nor be very smart, since they missed the part of the book that says "this is ficticious").

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