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Originally Posted by phaggit tormentor
First phaggots should be hyponotised to experience pain 5000 trillion times worse than it is. Then we should soak a burlap sack in super glue and inflate a basket ball inside the burlap sack, inside a phaggits ass. Than we shall wait for the glue to dry. Than tie a rope to the end of the burlap sack that is hanging out the phaggits ass and attach it to the end of a helicopter propeller blade. Attach 1 phaggit by the ass to each helicopter blade and take them on a magic hell- copter spin.
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Dear Miss Ray-of-Sunshine: I will have you know that we do not condone the personal use of any such torture here, at
. That is reserved — entirely — for the
to do.
Matthew 25:41 “Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:”
Matthew 20:28 "
And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell."
If you would like to establish a decent acquaintanceship with the
believers here at
, then I suggest that you make your way to our Introduction Forum. The link to that page is here:
https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16
Whilst there, you will want to pay close attention to our simple requests, which I shall post here:
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself.
Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
Kindly refrain from posting anything other than polite discourse. I almost dropped Mother's Royal Doulton cake plate when I read your message!