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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 04-02-2015, 05:54 AM

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I was talking about the trinity
Why do you speak of atomic bombs? Are you a jihadist terrorist?


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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 04-03-2015, 03:06 PM

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Why do you speak of atomic bombs? Are you a jihadist terrorist?
I was speaking of the holy trinity. The father, the son and the holy spirit.


Your Father in Heaven is not willing that any of these little ones should be lost.
Matt 18:14
And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him.
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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 04-03-2015, 03:53 PM

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Actually, I don't think dwarfs are a parody, and I don't think God is laughing.
Amen, sister. Dwarves are serious about getting into Hell. They have to be to suck their legs up into their bodies like that. We should be equally serious about salvation.


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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 04-11-2015, 07:17 AM

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Praise Reverend Green
I like a man who "Tells it Like it is"

Personally I think that poor people, blacks, Non American and Non-Christians shouldn't be allowed to breed at all.

Just leave it to us Pure bred White wealthy American True Christians™ to produce a Race of perfect Human Beings who Love Jesus.

Madam I can assure you as a black/chinese mixed race child I am waaaaay more intelligent than you will ever be, all because im not ignorant. I'm american, I Dont exactly know if I'm still Catholic, but I know I am much better than you will ever be
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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 04-11-2015, 10:39 AM

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Madam I can assure you as a black/chinese mixed race child I am waaaaay more intelligent than you will ever be, all because im not ignorant. I'm american, I Dont exactly know if I'm still Catholic, but I know I am much better than you will ever be
Talking down on people is not a sign of intelligence. At all. I am not even going to get into the childish spelling mistakes.

Obviously, this child is a retard and I commend the moderators for banning this awful child.


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Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 06-15-2015, 09:49 AM

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Personally I think that poor people, blacks, Non American and Non-Christians shouldn't be allowed to breed at all.

Just leave it to us Pure bred White wealthy American True Christians™ to produce a Race of perfect Human Beings who Love Jesus.





Nazi. God made all races and Americans came from the Europeans. Blessed are the poor.


And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 06-15-2015, 05:25 PM

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...Nazi...
Go look up "Godwin fail".

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The Bible claims God made EVERYTHING. Last I checked, EVERYTHING includes Nazis. So unless you think Nazis are good, you have no point.

Have you read the Bible yet? Why not?


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Nazi. God made all races and Americans came from the Europeans. Blessed are the poor.
Friend, I am American as Snow. I came from North Carolina.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 06-17-2015, 01:40 AM

You all are missing the point of Christianity. And retarded children have no say over how they are born. This post is really alarming as is this church. Birth defects learning disabilities ect are all results of the curse. We see more birth defects now because of chemicals we use in our foods. They have been around for a very long time though you just heard less about them. And they are not by any means half demon. The bible does not support this kind of behavior what ever happened to charity.
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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 06-17-2015, 02:00 AM

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You all are missing the point of Christianity...
Then you should have no problem providing Scripture (KJV, of course) showing how the True Christians™ are "missing the point".

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Assertions are NOT evidence.


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You all are missing the point of Christianity.
By reading, believing, and following the Holy Word of God, we are missing the point of Christianity? Where, pray tell, does one find the point of Christianity if not from the Voice of Christ, as dictated in the Holy Bible?



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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You all are missing the point of Christianity. And retarded children have no say over how they are born. This post is really alarming as is this church. Birth defects learning disabilities ect are all results of the curse. We see more birth defects now because of chemicals we use in our foods. They have been around for a very long time though you just heard less about them. And they are not by any means half demon. The bible does not support this kind of behavior what ever happened to charity.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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God made all races
Oh, really?

Because I thought that "race" was an outdated social concept created by Europeans to justify their conquests outside of Europe. Biologically speaking, variation between humans is gradual, hence it is impossible to define clear, discrete racial groups.

Who am I to know, though, right?

Oh, yeah, I am an anthropologist, so I do know.

See the image on the right, the visible color spectrum, as an exemplification of such gradual change, onto which we artificially put boundaries defined by culture, not reality - and therefore each culture/language defines these boundaries differently. The same is with "races" - how many of them are recognized and what are the defining characteristics of each "race" varies greatly both in space and time. For example, not too long ago in the US, Jews and Easter Europeans were not considered to be white.

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...And from Native Americans, and from Africans, and from Asians.

Ultimately, we can all trace our ancestry to Africa, though.


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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 12-12-2015, 03:25 AM

As an Autistic child, I can confirm that this is 100% hella tru. I'm a gay emo autistic tumblr blogger. Trust me tumblr is sin thru and thru. Anyhoo yah I haz demon powers. Fear us. Fear the antchrist (not gerard way tho hes a cinnamon roll) also, the world will end and judgment shall come blah blah blah. Its happening 26th december. We pushed the date back a bit. Anyhoo I have to go listen to emo music and be hecka gay. Just remember: YOU ALL GO TO HELL. SEE YAH THERE!
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Default Re: Retards are the Devil's Children - 12-12-2015, 03:34 AM

Greetings Artistic. Everyone here is friendly and welcoming to passing strangers. This is a Baptist web site for white people. Are you a Baptist? I am not a Baptist but I am a Christian. What kind of painting do you do?

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I'm sorry to hear that. But there is Good News! There is a Cure!



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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i'm seriously not sure whether to laugh or cry at you people. I would, however, love to see you make a video of you saying these things to a disabled person's face, preferably when they're surrounded by a bunch of people who care about them. Or heck, I'll even give you guys my Facebook page if you want to say crap like that to me where there is no anonymity.
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i'm seriously not sure whether to laugh or cry at you people. I would, however, love to see you make a video of you saying these things to a disabled person's face, preferably when they're surrounded by a bunch of people who care about them. Or heck, I'll even give you guys my Facebook page if you want to say crap like that to me where there is no anonymity.
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Matthew 21:22 And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.
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2 Corinthians 12:9King James Version (KJV)
9 And he said unto me, My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness. Most gladly therefore will I rather glory in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest upon me.
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9 And he said unto me, My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness. Most gladly therefore will I rather glory in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest upon me.
You're confused, dear. The Holy Bible doesn't excuse Sin, it offers a way out! Obviously, you have not the grace of Christ, or you would no longer be tempted by the retarded lifestyle.



Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning.
For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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