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Does Donald Trump Dress to the Left or Right? -
08-16-2015, 06:41 AM
To the right and halfway to the knee, I assume...but I have had trouble finding an unobscured photo of Trump's package bulging through tight trousers, so its just been guesswork.
I believe that which side a man dresses on reveals much about his character.
The Godly Ted "Theodore" Nugent dressing to the right, as pleases The Lord.
The ungodly Hillary "Ram Rod" Clinton dressing to the left, as displeases The Lord.
The righteous Donald "The Donald" Trump enigmatically shielding his mooseknuckle with a rifle, leaving us to ponder.
My endorsement of Trump's bid for presidency will be contingent on this issue, and I feel that it is my duty as a Christian to get to the root of it...
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Re: Does Donald Trump Dress to the Left or Right? -
08-16-2015, 07:15 AM
I suspect that he leans it to the right but sometimes lets it lie to the left, when necessary.
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Re: Does Donald Trump Dress to the Left or Right? -
08-16-2015, 09:46 AM
The Donald does NOT hang. He is an executive and 110% ready to go ANY time.
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Re: Does Donald Trump Dress to the Left or Right? -
08-16-2015, 01:07 PM
One can stare into Donald's eyes and see that he is well endowed. Since he is right handed, like any decent Christian, we can deduce that it hangs to the left, on the same side as his timepiece, so that his payload does not interfere with manual dexterity.
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Re: Does Donald Trump Dress to the Left or Right? -
08-16-2015, 06:48 PM
Donald Trump for President never in million years!
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Re: Does Donald Trump Dress to the Left or Right? -
08-16-2015, 06:55 PM
My best guess is that here, at the Iowa State Fair where Donald is sizing up the nice crop of tan Iowa farm girls in spaghetti straps, he is tacking right. Others may come to a different conclusion.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Does Donald Trump Dress to the Left or Right? -
08-16-2015, 10:14 PM
Following in his master's footsteps, The Donald always keeps it to the side it belongs on.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Does Donald Trump Dress to the Left or Right? -
08-17-2015, 12:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Following in his master's footsteps, The Donald always keeps it to the side it belongs on.
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As they say, Pastor Zeke, a picture is worth a thousand words. In this case the words are, "When others were too timid, who stepped up to invade the center of evil, Iraq?". And, "How were we able to kill Sadam?"
Brother Chaney has what it takes. So does Donald.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Does Donald Trump Dress to the Left or Right? -
08-17-2015, 02:32 AM
Sweet baby Jesus!
Richard "Dick" Cheney, I salute you, sir!
Guys like Cheney certainly have the penile fortitude to plow through the ranks of God's enemies...Jesus wouldn't equip our Christian leaders with anything less than the right tool for the job.
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