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04-24-2013, 05:28 PM
Now that it's Spring Time again, and Wedding Bells can be heard in the minds of brides-to-be everywhere, let's keep in mind that your Special Day need not be gag-worthy. For example, I know a lot of deluded people are cheering on the sodomites these days and encouraging them to get so-called "married," but let's keep in mind, even a faggot ought not wear a wedding dress. Not even manly Sean Connery can pull it off.
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Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S -
04-24-2013, 09:13 PM
For the love of Jesus ladies, please have a check list prepared and verified. You have no idea how many weddings I have attended where the bride, in her excitement to finally have a man agree to tolerate her existence, has forgotten to put on her underwear. I really am tired of checking the bride and her bridesmaids (even the occassional mother of the bride).
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04-24-2013, 09:22 PM
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For the love of Jesus ladies, please have a check list prepared and verified. You have no idea how many weddings I have attended where the bride, in her excitement to finally have a man agree to tolerate her existence, has forgotten to put on her underwear. I really am tired of checking the bride and her bridesmaids (even the occassional mother of the bride).
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Amen, Brother. And checking all the women must really get old! I'm sure not many True Christian men would be willing to take on your task.
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04-24-2013, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Now that it's Spring Time again, and Wedding Bells can be heard in the minds of brides-to-be everywhere, let's keep in mind that your Special Day need not be gag-worthy. For example, I know a lot of deluded people are cheering on the sodomites these days and encouraging them to get so-called "married," but let's keep in mind, even a faggot ought not wear a wedding dress. Not even manly Sean Connery can pull it off.
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AMEN, Sister!! And let us not forget the homo Dennis Rodman's dress. He is the athletic homer's hero, I'm sure.
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04-27-2013, 03:47 AM
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AMEN, Sister!! And let us not forget the homo Dennis Rodman's dress. He is the athletic homer's hero, I'm sure.
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It just occurred to me, if there are going to be sodomite weddings, I hope Dennis Rodman marries the fat kid in North Korea.
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06-14-2013, 05:32 AM
When I was reading the Bible this morning, I came across a verse that should impact a bride's choice on her wedding dress:
1 Timothy 2: 9
Which means no pearls, no gold and no costly array and for the dress to be modest .
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06-14-2013, 06:33 AM
Question for the OP (sweet Miss Daisy-Mae): Do you have any advice for keeping moths out of wedding dresses that have been in storage for extended periods due to the potential groom being busy or *cough* "otherwise occupied"? I figure you've been waiting on Zeke for what, nine years now I believe, so you must have done something. Thanks.
Does it still even fit?
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Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S -
07-02-2013, 02:21 AM
My wedding dress for the fall looks very similar to this one.
The only difference is that the back isn't low. No wedding dress or dress of any kind should have a low back! Ladies please cover yourselves!
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Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S -
07-02-2013, 02:44 AM
Looking over the thread I would have to say that the number 1 "Do" would be "Do make sure that the person wearing the wedding dress is a woman!"
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07-05-2013, 05:01 AM
Beach wedding dresses are always pretty cute
But if the wedding has to be held inside for whatever reason (usually weather related), then maybe a full-length gown would be more appropriate
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07-05-2013, 08:30 AM
I notice they are not wearing white. Are they typical atheist whores? Denying Christ's sacrifice so they can rut like beasts of the field. I couldn't stand the idea of my wife previously being with a multitude of other men, maybe two at a time, penetrating her in every way imaginable for hour upon hour while she begs for more. It makes me feel funny just thinking about it.
I'm so glad we are both Christians and these sort of sordid fantasies about past experiences do not even enter our minds. Disgusting.
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Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S -
07-05-2013, 02:04 PM
Those dresses are quite pretty, especially the last one. If those last 2 came in white, they'd make even lovelier wedding dresses. Of course, the 2nd to last one might need a jacket or something for a little extra modesty.
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Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S -
07-06-2013, 04:11 AM
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I notice they are not wearing white. Are they typical atheist whores? Denying Christ's sacrifice so they can rut like beasts of the field. I couldn't stand the idea of my wife previously being with a multitude of other men, maybe two at a time, penetrating her in every way imaginable for hour upon hour while she begs for more. It makes me feel funny just thinking about it.
I'm so glad we are both Christians and these sort of sordid fantasies about past experiences do not even enter our minds. Disgusting.
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I was thinking more of the overall design of the gown than the actual colors (although the colors are gorgeous)... and I'm not sure how you can get "rut like beasts of the field" or someone's religious background from their choice of gown.
There are plenty of people who wear white on their wedding day who are not virgins, and there are those who are virgins but prefer a different color dress...
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Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S -
07-08-2013, 07:54 AM
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There are plenty of people who wear white on their wedding day who are not virgins, These women would be liars. They are deceiving their husbands and building their house on the sand. Revelation 21:8, Matthew 7:26 and there are those who are virgins but prefer a different color dress... and these women clearly haven't fully submitted to their husbands and they are going to bring shame to both him and his family. Ephesians 5:22, Proverbs 12:4. A potential husband may want to think twice if his potential wife decides to shame him in such a manner 2 Corinthians 6:14. If he does decide to pursue the marriage, I would suggest that he, at minimum, give his fiance a disciplinary spanking--possibly with assistance from his parents. He should also notify the father of his fiance (even if he has decided against the marriage), who should then also spank the wayward girl until she becomes a wife worth having. Hebrews 12:11
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07-08-2013, 11:32 AM
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QUOTE=Malencia
There are plenty of people who wear white on their wedding day who are not virgins, These women would be liars. They are deceiving their husbands and building their house on the sand. Revelation 21:8, Matthew 7:26 and there are those who are virgins but prefer a different color dress... and these women clearly haven't fully submitted to their husbands and they are going to bring shame to both him and his family. Ephesians 5:22, Proverbs 12:4. A potential husband may want to think twice if his potential wife decides to shame him in such a manner 2 Corinthians 6:14. If he does decide to pursue the marriage, I would suggest that he, at minimum, give his fiance a disciplinary spanking--possibly with assistance from his parents. He should also notify the father of his fiance (even if he has decided against the marriage), who should then also spank the wayward girl until she becomes a wife worth having. Hebrews 12:11
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I kinda doubt that they'd be "deceiving" their future husbands since, if the bride wasn't a virgin, then they'd most likely have had sex with each other, or at the very least the groom would be fully aware of the bride's sexual history before the engagement.
And if the groom thought that the bride would bring any sort of shame to either of their families or that she'd not be a "worthy wife" then it'd be unlikely that he'd even ask her to marry him in the first place.
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Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S -
07-09-2013, 03:15 PM
The bride and groom can wear what they deem fit for them.
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07-09-2013, 09:17 PM
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There are plenty of people who wear white on their wedding day who are not virgins
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Yes, whores.
I have a suggestion that any woman that is married in white (thus suggesting virginity) should be happy with. It is also based on the word of the LORD.
Deuteronomy 22:13 If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her,
14 And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid:
15 Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate:.................
20 But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:
21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you."
If the bride fulfilled her wifely duty for the first time on top of the white dress then this could be shown to the wedding guests the following morning. If the dress is smeared with blood and the remnants of the ripped hymen then the bride will be seen as virtuous.
If this cannot be shown then the girl is soiled goods and a whore. Under secular law she cannot be stoned but the guests should shun her, take back the presents and sue for any costs incurred.
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Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S -
07-11-2013, 09:18 PM
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Yes, whores.
I have a suggestion that any woman that is married in white (thus suggesting virginity) should be happy with. It is also based on the word of the LORD.
Deuteronomy 22:13 If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her,
14 And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid:
15 Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate:.................
20 But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:
21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you."
If the bride fulfilled her wifely duty for the first time on top of the white dress then this could be shown to the wedding guests the following morning. If the dress is smeared with blood and the remnants of the ripped hymen then the bride will be seen as virtuous.
If this cannot be shown then the girl is soiled goods and a whore. Under secular law she cannot be stoned but the guests should shun her, take back the presents and sue for any costs incurred.
YIC
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Thanks for the tip, I'll make sure my wife is properly mutilated (((: Godddd bless you
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07-12-2013, 03:02 AM
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Thanks for the tip, I'll make sure my wife is properly mutilated (((: Godddd bless you
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