[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Daniel

Why must you place these pornographic images on God's Favourite Forum?

It shows that American True Christian™ Women have perfect bottoms. Just as our Pastors are perfect in every way.

I regularly show my Bottom for Jesus©

[Daniel]

I see. Well, sorry for the mis-interpretation. I'll try not to question what is said from now on. P.S. Have you gotten anything worked out concerning me volunteering for security duty? I really want to help keep Freehold as beautiful and safe as possible.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Originally Posted by crazy

fooooooooooooool you are you will never hear anything

It might help you if you were to write in Godly English. If this is your second language, there are these magical things called periods and commas, not to mention capitalization. Lets take the above sentence shall we?

First of all there is no such word as fooooooooooooool. The word is fool. Let's shorten that and read the sentence again. "fool you are you will never hear anything"

Still doesn't mean much, except that people will think your parents were brother and sister. Try, "You are a fool." to begin with and add a period or exclamation mark after fool. That would make it a declarative statement. The second part of that 'sentence' is way too declarative. You said, "You will never hear anything." Try something like either, "You do not hear anything," or "Do you not hear anything I say?"

Lets try again. "You are a fool. You do not hear anything I say." Whole those two are sentences, they sound choppy. You might try, "You are a fool, and don't hear a damned thing I say."

Notice the capitalization and punctuation in those? Give it a try.

[OnYourKnees]

Originally Posted by crazy

at prophet times the girl become women even in 9 years here mind are grow early but now no we donot do this becose there is diffrent in time and customs

A girl does not reach puberty -- that is, reproductive maturity -- until 12 or 13.

Having sexual relations with a 9 year old girl cannot result in procreation; therefore, the only purpose is for sexual gratification. In this case, with a child whose body had not finished growing and was not prepared for sexual intercourse.

There is no evidence whatsoever that girls reached puberty at the age of 9, less than 2000 years ago.

Mohammed was a pedophile. Accept it.

[Brother Temperance]

You see, True Christians™ write like this. Paedophile-worshipping mudslimes write like this:

Originally Posted by crazy

fooooooooooooool you are you will never hear anything

you cant understand what i am trying to say you think you are bowefull no you are not

you cant understand and you eill not coze foooooooooooool like u never heare even they have eyes nor hear even or understan

at prophet times the girl become women even in 9 years here mind are grow early but now no we donot do this becose there is diffrent in time and customs

Can you tell which ones are God's favourites? As for the attempt to justify child molestation, I don't really think I can add anything to Brother Knees' elegant rebuttal, so I'll just point out: We do not think we are powerful; we recognise that all power belongs to God, and you'll find out exactly how powerful He is when He causes Satan to deliver a steaming "bowefull" onto your head for all eternity.
Yours In Christ,
Temperance.

[shert]

Originally Posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson

I didn't read the whole of this either. It's just too long, and is merely justification for a false religion.

In the other thread I asked questions. Not one follower of Muhammed has answered yet. If your religion is so peaceful, why does it tell you to kill everyone that doesn't believe, and kill those that want to convert to another religion?

Jihad is an order to the 'faithful' given by your Allah.

Dr. Davidson,

If you don't mind, please re-write your questions or open a new topic so I can answer them.

However, I am leaving for a 2-week course and as you know, I can only post using the computer at my office. Its probably due to IP constraint. I don't know if the moderators have solved this problem.

[Ona Mae Moffett, OBE, CCB, BM]

"Th' onlie good mooslim is a dead mooslim" Landis P Moffett (the late) posted by his widder:
Ona Mae Moffett, OBE (Order of Baptist Extremists), CCB (Card-Carrying Baptist), BM (Baptist Marksman)
PROUD member of Landover Baptist, Freehold, Iowa since 1995

[Brother John]

Originally Posted by OnYourKnees

A girl does not reach puberty -- that is, reproductive maturity -- until 12 or 13.

Having sexual relations with a 9 year old girl cannot result in procreation; therefore, the only purpose is for sexual gratification. In this case, with a child whose body had not finished growing and was not prepared for sexual intercourse.

There is no evidence whatsoever that girls reached puberty at the age of 9, less than 2000 years ago.

Mohammed was a pedophile. Accept it.

In fact, it is thought that girls are hitting puberty earlier and earlier these days, so hitting it at 9 years in that day is kind of exaggerated.

[crazy]

Originally Posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson

It might help you if you were to write in Godly English. If this is your second language, there are these magical things called periods and commas, not to mention capitalization. Lets take the above sentence shall we?

First of all there is no such word as fooooooooooooool. The word is fool. Let's shorten that and read the sentence again. "fool you are you will never hear anything"

Still doesn't mean much, except that people will think your parents were brother and sister. Try, "You are a fool." to begin with and add a period or exclamation mark after fool. That would make it a declarative statement. The second part of that 'sentence' is way too declarative. You said, "You will never hear anything." Try something like either, "You do not hear anything," or "Do you not hear anything I say?"

Lets try again. "You are a fool. You do not hear anything I say." Whole those two are sentences, they sound choppy. You might try, "You are a fool, and don't hear a damned thing I say."

Notice the capitalization and punctuation in those? Give it a try.

thank you for these "lesson"
i am greatfull to you

and i will say one thing and i will leave forever not coze i am afraid
no just they sayid and wrote bad things about mohammad (profanity edited)
and i cant take it any more
just ask them is to butt a naked ass for 3 AG is away to chat
we respect others idea but they do mot

God may bliss me an you all
and

say you at the judjment day and we will know who was right and who was wrong

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by crazy

just ask them is to butt a naked ass for 3 AG is away to chat

WHAT? You mussulmen are weird.

[crazy]

why
?
i was saying that is not good at all you are not in behave!!
and you know
i dont care coze you know about islam an Quran and never fallow it

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by crazy

i dont care coze you know about islam an Quran and never fallow it

Ah-hah! The Mussulman comes clean! Terrorist apologists often come in here and try and claim that the depiction we give of the sand digger's idolatrous paedophile cult is false - but he openly admits that we know ALL about Islam and the Quran! Every word we have said on the subject is so totally true that not even Allah's moondogs themselves can deny it! Praise Jesus!

[Fallen Angel]

i dun want to say anthing against islams coz tho i know there are good islams like kaysar on big brother who is nice n hes hot but there are so many islams who want to cut my head off or blow every1 up with a bomb n so i wont say anythnig coz its too dangerous. u christins r mean a lot of the time but ur brave.

[The Adversary]

Originally Posted by crazy

at prophet times the girl become women even in 9 years here mind are grow early but now no we donot do this becose there is diffrent in time and customs

I think that this is the point here. Islam has its origins in a time where it was customary and morally OK to have sex with young girls. Those customs have no place in our time. Therefore, Muslims do not belong in the modern world. Your heathen cult is too large already, crazy, and we cannot wait until it fades away on its own.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Originally Posted by The Adversary

I think that this is the point here. Islam has its origins in a time where it was customary and morally OK to have sex with young girls. Those customs have no place in our time. Therefore, Muslims do not belong in the modern world. Your heathen cult is too large already, crazy, and we cannot wait until it fades away on its own.

Can you show me where in the Bible is said such things and where in the Bible said rule was ratified? Don't kid yourself, it was never morally OK. Just because those lunatic mudslimes did it means nothing.

[The Adversary]

Originally Posted by Wash O'Hanley

Can you show me where in the Bible is said such things and where in the Bible said rule was ratified? Don't kid yourself, it was never morally OK. Just because those lunatic mudslimes did it means nothing.

This is a good point. But the fact that the fledgeling Muslim cultists did not immediately turn upon Muhammad indicates that it wasn't a big taboo to them. So, crazy is correct that it was a different time with different customs, and I'm correct that they're an outdated cult.

Speaking of obsolete yet persistent desert tribes, a quick look at outdated Bible customs reveals the Tetragrammaton's endorsement of slavery in Leviticus and Exodus, and decrees such as the stoning to death of disobedient children. These practices are generally frowned upon in our society as well.

I think the only moral that we agree on with the sand people is that bestiality is wrong. Oh wait, but then YHWH says to kill the animal as well as the human if the act was committed. So I guess there's still a divide. http://www.thebricktestament.com/the...y/lv20_16.html

[OnYourKnees]

Originally Posted by The Adversary

I think that this is the point here. Islam has its origins in a time where it was customary and morally OK to have sex with young girls. Those customs have no place in our time. Therefore, Muslims do not belong in the modern world. Your heathen cult is too large already, crazy, and we cannot wait until it fades away on its own.

God created sex for reproductive purposes, not entertainment for bored folks waiting for television to be invented!

Sexual relations with a prepubescent child can result in no bearing of children, and Mohammed must have known this, as the Christians and Jews did a thousand years before he was born.

Therefore, Mohammed used a child for gratification of his perverted lusts, not a Godly act of reproduction.

[The Adversary]

Originally Posted by OnYourKnees

Sexual relations with a prepubescent child can result in no bearing of children, and Mohammed must have known this, as the Christians and Jews did a thousand years before he was born.

Therefore, Mohammed used a child for gratification of his perverted lusts, not a Godly act of reproduction.

Hmmm, maybe the Prophet was just learning about his body and human nature, like another "holy man" - Mahatma Gandhi: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/040813.html

[OnYourKnees]

Originally Posted by The Adversary

Hmmm, maybe the Prophet was just learning about his body and human nature, like another "holy man" - Mahatma Gandhi: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/040813.html

Did you, by any chance, read the link you cited? It describes Mahatma Gandhi sleeping with, but not having sexual relations with, young women. None of whom were prepubescent. His goal was apparently to demonstrate his control over his lusts.

Mohammed, on the other hand, was sexually abusing children for kicks.

I fail to see how some celibate Hindu cow-worshipper is relevant to this conversation about the sexual deviance of Mohammed (perversion be upon him).

[Randy Gukta]

Originally Posted by OnYourKnees

Did you, by any chance, read the link you cited? It describes Mahatma Gandhi sleeping with, but not having sexual relations with, young women. None of whom were prepubescent. His goal was apparently to demonstrate his control over his lusts.

Mohammed, on the other hand, was sexually abusing children for kicks.

I fail to see how some celibate Hindu cow-worshipper is relevant to this conversation about the sexual deviance of Mohammed (perversion be upon him).

Sahih Bukhari Narrated Qatada: Anas bin Malik said, "The Prophet used to visit all his wives in a round, during the day and night and they were eleven in number." I asked Anas, "Had the Prophet the strength for it?" Anas replied, "We used to say that the Prophet was given the strength of thirty (men)." And Sa'id said on the authority of Qatada that Anas had told him about nine wives only (not eleven). Volume 1, Book 5, Number 268.

One has to wonder if Moohammed is being relentlessly sodomized by ravenous demons in Hell or if his ravenous libido is assaulting the demons!!!

Al Hadis, Vol. 2, p. 682-683, No. 106, Ayesha reported that the Prophet of Allah enquired as he was dying, "Where shall I pass tomorrow, where shall I pass tomorrow?" He was hoping it would be me (Ayesha), so his other wives gave him permission to use their turns so he could be with me (Ayesha) until he died. Attested by Bukhari.

Even on his death bed Moohamed had nothing but his insatiable libido on his mind.