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Re: The Holy Noodle -
08-14-2010, 08:01 AM
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It took you almost a year to answer that question. If she was waiting for you to bring her noodles to eat she would be dead.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: The Holy Noodle -
08-14-2010, 08:32 AM
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It took you almost a year to answer that question. If she was waiting for you to bring her noodles to eat she would be dead.
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Her post was made at a time when I was on important Church work and not visiting you misguided people here.
So will I was posting this in in here:
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I thought I would not leave it unanswered.
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Re: The Holy Noodle -
08-14-2010, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
Her post was made at a time when I was on important Church work and not visiting you misguided people here.
So will I was posting this in in here:
I thought I would not leave it unanswered.
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Sure Jo Freddie. What about all the time you have been on here since an left it unanswered.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: The Holy Noodle -
08-14-2010, 08:57 AM
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Sure Jo Freddie. What about all the time you have been on here since an left it unanswered.
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As it is a misconception I have addressed many times since my return there was no need to answer in a thread that was several pages from the front of this area until I came to post:
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Re: The Holy Noodle -
08-16-2010, 08:57 AM
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As it is a misconception I have addressed many times since my return there was no need to answer in a thread that was several pages from the front of this area until I came to post:
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It's funny how they don't ban you, makes me think that this site might not be all that the 'True Christian' members claim (unfortunately for the legit christians). Although I hope that you aren't serious about the FSM and are doing this as a bit of fun, because if you were that would be a bit sad.
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08-16-2010, 09:02 AM
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It's funny how they don't ban you, makes me think that this site might not be all that the 'True Christian' members claim (unfortunately for the legit christians). Although I hope that you aren't serious about the FSM and are doing this as a bit of fun, because if you were that would be a bit sad.
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There are many reasons why I am still here and have not been banned, there are the reasons the Pastors will give you and the real ones that I chose not to disclose.
My faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I feel, is more valid then the faith in the imaginary friend of the people who run this place.
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Re: The Holy Noodle -
08-16-2010, 09:30 AM
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There are many reasons why I am still here and have not been banned, there are the reasons the Pastors will give you and the real ones that I chose not to disclose.
My faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I feel, is more valid then the faith in the imaginary friend of the people who run this place.
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Ahh I get it!
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08-16-2010, 09:37 AM
I can't believe Jo Freddie hasn't been banned yet. So many posts, did he turn away from Christ after a long period of time?
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08-16-2010, 09:48 AM
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I can't believe Jo Freddie hasn't been banned yet. So many posts, did he turn away from Christ after a long period of time?
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I turned away from christ at about the age of 12, I was lost in the wilderness of atheism for 30 years, then I was touched by His Noodly Appendage and found the light.
As for why I have not been banned, it is complicated, but while here I am not abusive and I use moderate language, something many others could learn from.
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Re: The Holy Noodle -
03-13-2012, 10:11 AM
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Basically you are in the worst of both worlds, a fool in God's eyes and a fool in men's eyes, with nothing to comfort you except a weak and unsourced mantra and a plate of spaghetti that you worship.
Bon appetit!
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This is one of the best quotes ever. Suck on it, pastafarian!
Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."
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Re: The Holy Noodle -
03-13-2012, 10:41 AM
I'm probably being daft here. But what I don't get about this satanic spaghetti god is who they think made the spaghetti?
I mean, for a god to be made of spaghetti, someone must have created the plants and people and ovens and whatnot to make spaghetti right? Now, you and I know that was God so are the spaghettiafarians admitting that God exists? Or do they think...
I dunno. I really can't get my head round it.
If someone could break that down into words I can understand it'd be a great help. Maybe some pictures?
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Re: The Holy Noodle -
03-13-2012, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Catherine Moore
I'm probably being daft here. But what I don't get about this satanic spaghetti god is who they think made the spaghetti?
I mean, for a god to be made of spaghetti, someone must have created the plants and people and ovens and whatnot to make spaghetti right? Now, you and I know that was God so are the spaghettiafarians admitting that God exists? Or do they think...
I dunno. I really can't get my head round it.
If someone could break that down into words I can understand it'd be a great help. Maybe some pictures?
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They'll be on about pirates next! Have you ever seen the crazy nonsense they believe about them? It's like they started with an idea then just dreamed up ways it could still be true even when you actually start to think about it critically with God in mind.
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03-13-2012, 07:35 PM
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They'll be on about pirates next!
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What is it with atheists and pirates?
Only last night (at work in Peveral W.C.) I heard several gay-atheists in the stalls going "aar!".
Boggles the mind.
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Re: The Holy Noodle -
03-13-2012, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Catherine Moore
I'm probably being daft here. But what I don't get about this satanic spaghetti god is who they think made the spaghetti?
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Exactly, Miss Moore. What they fail to comprehend is that there has to have been a primary mover, the one who first created the semolina wheat in the first place. Goodness, even my dear children knew this at age three!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: The Holy Noodle -
03-14-2012, 03:43 AM
Pirates? Bloodthirsty rapists, murderers and thieves responsible for hundreds if not thousands of deaths over the centuries, and cause of at least one war?
Don't get me wrong, I'm not turning fluffy bunny here - the raped women frankly shouldn't have been on a ship in the first place and God's Favourite Country has been unquestionably right in every war it has joined. But still. I don't think anyone is claiming that pirates are lovable rogues, surely. They're vicious criminals.
Even the mudslimes are opposed to Piracy and they support peadophilia!
Are these crazy linguine worshippers genuinely in favour of pirates?
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Re: The Holy Noodle -
03-14-2012, 05:42 AM
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Are these crazy linguine worshippers genuinely in favour of pirates?
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I heard that the Pastafarians' "ancestral homeland" is Somalia.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: The Holy Noodle -
03-14-2012, 11:08 AM
god is infalliable. correct?
god is omnipotent. correct?
and the bible is the word of god. correct?
and the bible is written by man.
man is falliable.
therefore, the bible is falliable.
therefore, god is not omnipotent.
therefore, god does not exist.
same goes for the koran or any such biblical document that makes such claims have a nice day.
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Re: The Holy Noodle -
03-14-2012, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by take a second look
god is infalliable. correct?
god is omnipotent. correct?
and the bible is the word of god. correct?
and the bible is written by man.
man is falliable.
therefore, the bible is falliable.
therefore, god is not omnipotent.
therefore, god does not exist.
same goes for the koran or any such biblical document that makes such claims have a nice day.
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Dear Jesus-hating maggot,
What do the words "infalliable" and "falliable" mean? Seems like YOU are the one making things up!
Yours in Christ,
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