[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

In your attempts to rebuke me on this issue would you like this to clutch at Jimmy?

So here it is Pasta Boy, your false religion was started in September, fact or fiction? The Mooslim hoard attacked the USA in September, fact or fiction?
It is obvious to all with the exception of you, that the Mooslims attacked the USA as a retaliation for the creation of Pastafairimnusm. How does it feel to have the red blood of Godly Americans on your hands pasta boy?

[Before The Mast]

Gentlemen,

Through past readings (you have a lot of time for that on the sea) the most famous American sponsored pirate turned privateer is Jean Lafitte who through his and his brother's poor decisions fell in and out of favor with locals, local politicians, local militia and the US Navy itself. His band were helpful in repelling the British during the War of 1812 which resulted in he and his group being granted full pardon by the US. He was later killed by Spanish privateers during a time in which he was still acting as a US privateer though without a letter of marque, making him essentially a pirate again.

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Like England and France never issued Letters of Marque?

In the same way that America has used "terrorists" to further their cause when it suited them, not always such a good idea though.

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by James Dewitt

So here it is Pasta Boy, your false religion was started in September, fact or fiction?

Grounds for that claim? something you need to substantiate before we even look at the other attempts to clutch at straws in your post.

[SUV]

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

Almost, you are getting there, that should be "Oh Aye"

So your Religion is like some sort of messicant thing, re !Aye Aye Aye!

JESUS. Brace yourself, Christians, for the Visage of the Taco Smell Chihuahua, which I'm Sure will appear here momentarily

Probably in a dang old pirate hat, cutlass, eyepatch, and big hoop earring. What a dunce. JESUS!

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by SUV

So your Religion is like some sort of messicant thing, re !Aye Aye Aye!

JESUS. Brace yourself, Christians, for the Visage of the Taco Smell Chihuahua, which I'm Sure will appear here momentarily

Probably in a dang old pirate hat, cutlass, eyepatch, and big hoop earring. What a dunce. JESUS!

Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is not excursively for Pastafairians, and I have said, was not set up by us, so anyone can join in if they think it will be fun.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is not excursively for Pastafairians, and I have said, was not set up by us, so anyone can join in if they think it will be fun.

Any True Christian™ caught talking like a pirate will be shunned.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by SUV

So your Religion is like some sort of messicant thing, re !Aye Aye Aye!

JESUS. Brace yourself, Christians, for the Visage of the Taco Smell Chihuahua, which I'm Sure will appear here momentarily

Probably in a dang old pirate hat, cutlass, eyepatch, and big hoop earring. What a dunce. JESUS!

NOOOOOOO!



I always thought that creature was a little light in its loafers. The Taco Bell Butt-Pirate!

But let's see what modern pirates look like:




How glamorous. It would seem they are all Negro Muslims. And to talk like a pirate means to yammer in their African jibber-jabber and clicks and whistles.

Tell me, Mr. Freddie, with this rise in pirate activity, shouldn't global warming be decreasing?

[SUV]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

God Jesus NO! This has got to be the ringleader of RA10!

I've Lived a Life of Prayer, Fasting & Deprivation only to see it come to this. JESUS take me NOW!!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Is this how all you pie-rats dress for your "holiday", Jo Freddie?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

The first one who says "Yaaaaars in Christ" to me is going to get beat half to death with my over-sized KJV1611 Bible

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

The first one who says "Yaaaaars in Christ" to me is going to get beat half to death with my over-sized KJV1611 Bible

How about the second one?

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

NOOOOOOO!

But let's see what modern pirates look like:


How glamorous. It would seem they are all Negro Muslims. And to talk like a pirate means to yammer in their African jibber-jabber and clicks and whistles.

Tell me, Mr. Freddie, with this rise in pirate activity, shouldn't global warming be decreasing?

These ruffians do not look like fun loving, giving candy to children, true pirates. They look like what the modern, unbelieving, world has warped the view of pirates into, criminals on the sea.

But the question also has to be asked..

Somalia has the highest number of Pirates AND the lowest Carbon emissions of any country. Coincidence?

[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

These ruffians do not look like fun loving, giving candy to children, true pirates. They look like what the modern, unbelieving, world has warped the view of pirates into, criminals on the sea.

Pasta boy, the only differences are weapons and what powers their ships. They are still thieves, perverts, rapists and spend way to much time with small animals. That's a pirates life, ill gotten booty.

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by James Dewitt

Pasta boy, the only differences are weapons and what powers their ships. They are still thieves, perverts, rapists and spend way to much time with small animals. That's a pirates life, ill gotten booty.

Are those Pirates true Pirates? Do they distribute candy to passing children?

NO and NO.

What we’re told of Pirates in history books today is blatantly wrong, Thieves and outcasts they were not – these were His Chosen People, the ones who listened and followed His divine plan, whatever it was. The commonly propagated myth that Pirates were thieves can be traced, unsurprisingly to the Christian theologists of the Middle Ages. It’s just another example of the discrimination and misinformation that we’ve had to contend with over the years, and another reason Pastafarians have been so secretive about their beliefs.

Regardless of the lies told about them, the first Pastafarians were peace-loving explorers and spreaders of goodwill, not bloodthirsty criminal Pirates. In fact, they were well known to distribute candy to passing children, thus establishing what is now known as Halloween.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by SUV

God Jesus NO! This has got to be the ringleader of RA10!

I've Lived a Life of Prayer, Fasting & Deprivation only to see it come to this. JESUS take me NOW!!!

At least that one isn't as much as an obvious harlot as this, which is pretty much the Lady Gaga of pirate dogs:

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

Are those Pirates true Pirates? Do they distribute candy to passing children?
...
Regardless of the lies told about them, the first Pastafarians were peace-loving explorers and spreaders of goodwill, not bloodthirsty criminal Pirates. In fact, they were well known to distribute candy to passing children, thus establishing what is now known as Halloween.

OK, OK, we get it. Pastafarians were the original paedo cult, the Catholic Priests of their day.
Here we see a modern-day Pastafarian in their "pirate van":

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

OK, OK, we get it. Pastafarians were the original paedo cult, the Catholic Priests of their day.

As we are told through the words of Dan Le Sac:

Thou shalt not think that any male over 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a paedophile, some people are just nice

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

Somalia has the highest number of Pirates AND the lowest Carbon emissions of any country. Coincidence?

Somalia also has the lowest taxes and the lest amount of government regulation in the world. We call that the freemarket at work in the Somalian Economic Miracle. Once we REAL Americans are threw, the United States will have it's own freemarket.

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Somalia also has the lowest taxes and the lest amount of government regulation in the world. We call that the freemarket at work in the Somalian Economic Miracle. Once we REAL Americans are threw, the United States will have it's own freemarket.

So you are saying you want America to remodel itself after the Somali model, in the same way that it in the past it used the Pirate charters as a model for the constitution?

I think in this case you are taking the celebration of Pirates a tad too far, but I appreciate that your hart may be in the right place.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

So you are saying you want America to remodel itself after the Somali model, in the same way that it in the past it used the Pirate charters as a model for the constitution?

I think in this case you are taking the celebration of Pirates a tad too far, but I appreciate that your hart may be in the right place.

Nonsense, that would suggest the US banking system is over run with men whose only moral constant is greed and who will stoop to lowest scam to defraud their fellow citizens. How dare you suggest Ken Lay at Enron mirrors Blackbeard in that Lay promised his staff riches and then left them penniless while he sailed off rich. Wall Street is not a bunch of later day land pirates in power ties!