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Rioters in LA -
05-31-2020, 02:22 AM
I've been so bored with the lockdowns I've even started watching non-Rupert Murdoch news sources. I happened to see some minor local news story in a small, contained area of one part of Los Angeles. I can't imagine it has any wider implications. It's 7pm, just one hour before curfew starts - pleasant dreams y'all.
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Re: Rioters in LA -
05-31-2020, 04:58 AM
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Is there anything more obnoxious than these white-guilt trippers aghast at the exuberant privilege they wield? Is this what the blacks really want from white people, for us to become a bunch of apologetic ninnies? How many apologies must we offer over our skin color?
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tl;dr Who are you? Where's your male chaperon? What's this name of yours Domina Damngaard? May I call you Domina? Of course I may! Sounds some kinda Shitholic language. Shouldn't you be making a pie to your male guardian? Are you here trying to seduce my Filipino houseboys with your so-called charms?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Rioters in LA -
05-31-2020, 03:11 PM
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My guardian has vanished and I am alone in his family's homestead. I'd be happy to bake a pie at anyone's request. I have a talent with crushing sour cherries and crabapples for the filling.
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Ma'am you'll not tempt any man here with a bit of strange pie without better proof of your cooking skills than demonstrated in your Introduction.
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Re: Rioters in LA -
05-31-2020, 03:59 PM
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Oh no, I have a special method. I freeze the cherries first and then take a dry rock to crush them, pits included. The crabapples are left to ferment in the sun for a little bit, and then I roll them in cinnamon. The secret in all in method to get the flavor out.
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Well I must admit that kind of commitment to extracting all of the flavor out of the cherries does quicken my pulse.
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Re: Rioters in LA -
05-31-2020, 04:26 PM
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I freeze the cherries first and then take a dry rock to crush them, pits included.
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Do you pay for good dental insurance plans for anyone who actually tries to eat that?
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Re: Rioters in LA -
05-31-2020, 05:44 PM
Dear Miss Domgaard: May I extend to you a belated to . I'm afraid that I've been fighting my usual springtime allergies, and with my old eyes watering, I've been avoiding the computer screen and television set; so, I missed your arrival, unfortunately. We are pleased that you have made your way to , and it is my prayer that you will find the blessed Truth that awaits you within the pages of the glorious .
Now, then, about that photograph of mush that you've provided for the servants of the , might I ask what it is, exactly? From what I can gather, it looks like a rather bizarre failure from a poor attempt at making bread dough. If so, might it be that you did not let your yeast proof sufficiently? Now, to give you much-needed encouragement here, I might also mention that if it's culinary advice that you're seeking, you'll do no better than by going through the many pages of helpful advice over at Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women. I am pleased to include the link here, for your benefit. And, judging by what I'm seeing in that photo, there is not a moment to lose, Dear.
https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=14
May bless you as you seek with all of your heart, here at .
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Rioters in LA -
06-01-2020, 06:09 AM
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Of course, Sister, you are welcome to ask. It is casu marzu, one of the most expensive and concentrated cheeses in this region.
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I know you Danishers were once world-renowned for skills in rape and pillage, but those days are long gone. So if I were you, I'd be careful of claiming this illegal abomination of a cheese as your own. I'd back a good old Sardinian bandit against a wishy-washy Nordicker in a fight to the death for the dubious honor of Sardine cheese-making.
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Re: Rioters in LA -
06-01-2020, 09:14 AM
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I can assure you Sister, they're still very skilled at rape here.
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Then why don't you simply get married? Spinsters can't go into Heaven anyways.
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If a man find a damsel [that is] a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty [shekels] of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
Deuteronomy 22:28-29
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50 ancient shekels is only about 100,000 real dough, and for a harlotish female like you any man who can provide your male caretaker even that much would be a real catch.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Rioters in LA -
06-01-2020, 03:31 PM
When we see riots in LA and everywhere else we should be thankful for police in riot gear, clubs in hand and face shields ready for anything. And, we should by grateful that police are allowed take down and put knee on the neck.
I would not feel safe in a country like Norway. Police there never kill anyone. What is the point of police if they just stand around and watch?
https://www.newsweek.com/police-norw...ljY31dYvljsYyA
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Rioters in LA -
06-01-2020, 04:43 PM
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Well said Brother Mayor. In Norway, they are more like social workers than police. It would be a disaster if the Norwegian model was ever contemplated here. You would have blacks, spics, druggies, democrats running rampart. President Trump has shown us that he has an iron fist in a velvet glove, but will have no hesitation in taking the glove off to protect America.
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Re: Rioters in LA -
06-02-2020, 02:38 AM
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...the help of Landover Baptist...
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You're not a True Christian™, so they don't care about your engagement/betrothal/wedding/whatever, because if you're not a True Christian™, nothing else matters.
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Re: Rioters in LA -
06-02-2020, 03:14 AM
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You're not a True Christian™, so they don't care about your engagement/betrothal/wedding/whatever, because if you're not a True Christian™, nothing else matters.
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Now, perhaps we should get back to the subject of these riots - we've discussed pie, stinky cheese, me, and my marital status. I doubt this was good Doctor's intention.
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Yes I was just thinking, you two should get a room. That is what you people do, isn't it?
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Re: Rioters in LA -
06-02-2020, 04:46 AM
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...you two should get a room. That is what you people do, isn't it?
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I usually find some unoccupied corner office while the owner's out golfing.
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Re: Rioters in LA -
06-02-2020, 06:11 AM
Shouldn't you two be out rioting and breaking public decency laws to make your point? This is a Bilbical Forum if you didn't notice
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Re: Rioters in LA -
06-02-2020, 06:23 AM
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And risk breaking a nail!? Never. Besides, I'm locked up in the farmhouse until Lars get back.
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Are you sure it's a farmhouse and not a psychiatric ward? It can be difficult to tell - take you time, ask a friend.
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Re: Rioters in LA -
06-02-2020, 06:41 AM
Isn't that Tuol Sleng? I really hope a handsome Prince is on his way for you. That looks dreadful, I'd imagine you'd do anything to capture a True Christian man. Is must be terrible to live in subservience to pontificating non-Christians: "Re-use your plastic bags", "Take your knee of our necks", "Ni ni ni ni ni ni ni". Yep, I've heard it all before
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Re: Rioters in LA -
06-02-2020, 04:32 PM
I was pleased with the President's press work yesterday. He went over to St. John's Episcopal Church near the White House and held up a Bible so the press could take pictures. The perfect picture is all over the net.
Of course, there are the Christians-in-name-only who are complaining he did not go into the church and did not pray for peace in America. What garbage! Of course he did not go into a godless Episcopalian Church. If he was going to pray he would go into a Baptist Church. God is not present in St. John's Episcopal Church and would not hear his prayer.
What the President accomplished was being seen as the Christian man that he is. He held up a Bible as a Christian President would do and millions of people saw it. God Bless President Trump.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/he...cid=spartandhp
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Rioters in LA -
06-02-2020, 04:43 PM
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Of course, there are the Christians-in-name-only who are complaining he did not go into the church and did not pray for peace in America. What garbage! Of course he did not go into a godless Episcopalian Church. If he was going to pray he would go into a Baptist Church. God is not present in St. John's Episcopal Church and would not hear his prayer.
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Indeed, Brother Mayor! Did you see the so-called "bishop" of that so-called "church" ranting all night long on every tv station that would hear her? It's a woman! You can bet she never read the Bible!
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Re: Rioters in LA -
06-02-2020, 06:42 PM
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Did you see the so-called "bishop" of that so-called "church" ranting all night long on every tv station that would hear her? It's a woman!
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Those white earrings she's wearing are very peculiar and unflattering in the extreme.
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Re: Rioters in LA -
06-02-2020, 07:53 PM
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Those white earrings she's wearing are very peculiar and unflattering in the extreme.
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I think those are earphones. She is getting instructions from Hillary.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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