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Re: PRAISE GOD! JESUS IS ERECT! -
06-04-2019, 03:31 PM
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Yo! I just realised. Jesus never got laid! Poor dude never got to experience a MAN or WOMAN in bed. Poor dude. I bet with the holes in his hands they could’ve done something mad kinky!
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Young man, if this is your idea of being funny, then you need to go back to the drawing board and start over. Your disgraceful, disgusting comment will not go unnoticed when you stand before the on Judgment Day. And if I had my way, your mouth would be getting washed out with a bar of soap before then! Apart from that, you need to REPENT of your sins if you ever want to escape the fires of , which you so deserve, most assuredly!
I Corinthians 6: 9,10:
9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
Matthew 24:41 "Then he shall also say unto those who shall be on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into eternal fire, prepared for the devil and his angels".
Sincerely,
Isabella W.
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Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: PRAISE GOD! JESUS IS ERECT! -
06-04-2019, 05:01 PM
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Yo! I just realised. Jesus never got laid!...
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Ok, you've obviously never read the Bible. That's your right, to remain ignorant.
But, don't you think, in that case, that criticizing it (and the people who have read it) is just a tad hypocritical?
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Re: PRAISE GOD! JESUS IS ERECT! -
06-04-2019, 10:08 PM
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Young man, if this is your idea of being funny, then you need to go back to the drawing board and start over. Your disgraceful, disgusting comment will not go unnoticed when you stand before the on Judgment Day. And if I had my way, your mouth would be getting washed out with a bar of soap before then! Apart from that, you need to REPENT of your sins if you ever want to escape the fires of , which you so deserve, most assuredly!
I Corinthians 6: 9,10:
9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
Matthew 24:41 "Then he shall also say unto those who shall be on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into eternal fire, prepared for the devil and his angels".
Sincerely,
Isabella W.
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if you guys had a profanity filter you could stop me from saying piffle. Or ***reference to female genitalia***. But serious question. Did Jesus ever get that ass
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Re: PRAISE GOD! JESUS IS ERECT! -
06-04-2019, 10:17 PM
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...But serious question...
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No, it's not.
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...Did Jesus ever get that ass
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Why not read the Bible (the whole thing, not just the feel-good crap [about 10% of the actual text] they serve up in most "churches") and find out the truth for yourself?
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Re: PRAISE GOD! JESUS IS ERECT! -
06-04-2019, 10:27 PM
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if you guys had a profanity filter you could stop me from saying piffle. Or (profanity). But serious question. Did Jesus ever get that (profanity).
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Young man, I think you will find that you will have tested the limits of our , Godly moderators. Apart from that, Almighty has taken note, and He will remind you of this when He utters these terrible words to you on Judgment Day: "GO TO !!"
Matthew 10:28 "And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell."
Repent, young man, repent, for the hour is near!
Acts 3:19 "Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, when the times of refreshing shall come from the presence of the Lord."
Sincerely,
Isabella W.
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Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: PRAISE GOD! JESUS IS ERECT! -
06-04-2019, 11:39 PM
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Young man, I think you will find that you will have tested the limits of our , Godly moderators. Apart from that, Almighty has taken note, and He will remind you of this when He utters these terrible words to you on Judgment Day: "GO TO !!"
Matthew 10:28 "And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell."
Repent, young man, repent, for the hour is near!
Acts 3:19 "Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, when the times of refreshing shall come from the presence of the Lord."
Sincerely,
Isabella W.
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oh btw. you think Ryan Reynolds is hot? i think he is very hot. even as deadpool he still looks pretty good. id love to get tainted by him mid combat. P.S: Praise Faux
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Re: PRAISE GOD! JESUS IS ERECT! -
06-04-2019, 11:54 PM
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oh btw. you think Ryan Reynolds is hot? i think he is very hot. even as deadpool he still looks pretty good. id love to get tainted by him mid combat. P.S: Praise Faux
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Young lady, the only Reynolds I know of is Reynolds Wrap. And what you have written is a clear rejection of the Grace of Almighty, as you have shown absolutely no interest in plan of salvation, as outlined in the .
You might be thinking, "yeah, whatever", but those words will be your biggest regret when your very being is on FIRE for all of eternity.
Isaiah 66:24 "And they shall go forth, and look upon the carcases of the men that have transgressed against me: for their worm shall not die, neither shall their fire be quenched; and they shall be an abhorring unto all flesh."
Truly, I am concerned for your soul, and it is my hope that you will become serious and seek the as your only , your Redemption, your only Hope.
Sincerely,
Isabella W.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: PRAISE GOD! JESUS IS ERECT! -
06-05-2019, 12:23 AM
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Young lady, the only Reynolds I know of is Reynolds Wrap. And what you have written is a clear rejection of the Grace of Almighty, as you have shown absolutely no interest in plan of salvation, as outlined in the .
You might be thinking, "yeah, whatever", but those words will be your biggest regret when your very being is on FIRE for all of eternity.
Isaiah 66:24 "And they shall go forth, and look upon the carcases of the men that have transgressed against me: for their worm shall not die, neither shall their fire be quenched; and they shall be an abhorring unto all flesh."
Truly, I am concerned for your soul, and it is my hope that you will become serious and seek the as your only , your Redemption, your only Hope.
Sincerely,
Isabella W.
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you know exactly who im talking about. gay sex with Ryan Reynolds. Holy shit that would be hot
Also eternal fire? Sounds like Dark Souls to me
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Re: PRAISE GOD! JESUS IS ERECT! -
06-05-2019, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Texas Hold
you know exactly who im talking about. gay sex with Ryan Reynolds. (Deleted, deleted) that would be hot. Also eternal fire? Sounds like Dark Souls to me
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Young lady, I can assure you that I have never heard of that Reynolds person. And what you think you would do together that "would be hot" is nothing compared to the real heat that you will experience when you are on FIRE in , for ALL of eternity. Have you no concern regarding your future? Can you not see how dangerous your situation is? Kindly read this very carefully, and connect the dots to see how it applies to YOU:
Galatians 5:19-21:
19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
Sincerely,
Isabella W.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: PRAISE GOD! JESUS IS ERECT! -
06-05-2019, 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Isabella White
Young lady, I can assure you that I have never heard of that Reynolds person. And what you think you would do together that "would be hot" is nothing compared to the real heat that you will experience when you are on FIRE in , for ALL of eternity. Have you no concern regarding your future? Can you not see how dangerous your situation is? Kindly read this very carefully, and connect the dots to see how it applies to YOU:
Galatians 5:19-21:
19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
Sincerely,
Isabella W.
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I think im just gonna continue to be a furry. P.S: the heat of hell is nothing compared to those ***reference to fornication removed***
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Re: PRAISE GOD! JESUS IS ERECT! -
06-05-2019, 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Texas Hold
I think im just gonna continue to be a furry. P.S: the heat of hell is nothing compared to ***reference to fornication removed***
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Young lady, truly, I am sorry that you are making mockery of the salvation of the . He loves you more than you will ever realize, and that's why Almighty gave Son, to die for your horrible, yucky, disgusting sins. He paid the price so that you don't have to, IF you trust in .
John 3:16 "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."
But, if you have no interest in anything other than sinning, then please do not say you were not warned when this is all discussed with you on the Day of Judgment.
I shall pray for you, and I will see the harvest!
Deuteronomy 32:4 " He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he."
Sincerely,
Isabella W.
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Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: PRAISE GOD! JESUS IS ERECT! -
06-05-2019, 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Isabella White
Young lady, truly, I am sorry that you are making mockery of the salvation of the . He loves you more than you will ever realize, and that's why Almighty gave Son, to die for your horrible, yucky, disgusting sins. He paid the price so that you don't have to, IF you trust in .
John 3:16 "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."
But, if you have no interest in anything other than sinning, then please do not say you were not warned when this is all discussed with you on the Day of Judgment.
I shall pray for you, and I will see the harvest!
Deuteronomy 32:4 " He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he."
Sincerely,
Isabella W.
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go on pray for me. Pray pray pray. pray till you die. then realise it was all for nothing. none of you are going to heaven.
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Re: PRAISE GOD! JESUS IS ERECT! -
06-05-2019, 03:12 AM
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none of you are going to heaven.
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And we should believe you because....?
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