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Default Re: Homecoming - 11-09-2006, 11:16 PM
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I will stay my rage just enough to respond only to one portion of your post. The others will respond in good time. Sir, the Bible™ states that EVERY knee shall bow, yours especially.





One day, even though you reject His kindly offer of Aeverlasting Life™, you will be forced to bow to Him (presumably to practice bowing before Satan's engorged tallywhacker). Enjoy your stay in Hell, godless baby-hating homer.
God can't make me bow. I think Satan would rather take down heaven than see that I'm in pain. I'll help him. Haha. We're fighting for your souls...
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