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Re: Purity Ball coming up! No diddling this year -
05-14-2007, 01:30 AM
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No, male chasitity belts are simply to avoid the sin of Onanistic self-pollution. It is entirely the woman's responsibility to ensure that she does not provoke any otherwise innocent men into raping her, and that is where the Purity Balls come in.
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Perhaps we should let Lilith know that the slumber party includes a chastity-belt fitting? And that the keys get turned over to the girls' fathers?
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Re: Purity Ball coming up! No diddling this year -
05-14-2007, 02:55 AM
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No, male chasitity belts are simply to avoid the sin of Onanistic self-pollution. It is entirely the woman's responsibility to ensure that she does not provoke any otherwise innocent men into raping her, and that is where the Purity Balls come in.
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Oh there's a surprise - women get the blame simply because men choose to avoid self control! And furthermore,the solution to this is extremely simple - enforce male wearing of chastity belts - yet xtians choose to ignore it....I wonder why?
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Re: Purity Ball coming up! No diddling this year -
05-14-2007, 03:36 AM
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Oh there's a surprise - women get the blame simply because men choose to avoid self control! And furthermore,the solution to this is extremely simple - enforce male wearing of chastity belts - yet xtians choose to ignore it....I wonder why?
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Lilith, everyone knows that God has programmed men to shoot their seed everywhere -- it is True Christian™ women who must ensure that they remain pure until they give themselves (with their father's blessing) to a True Christian™ man on the night of their wedding.
I hardly expect someone like yourself who has been dragging hapless and protesting little boys into the bushes since she was about nine to understand the concept of purity. With a heathen like you or Van Hellsinking "purity" is not a word that I'd expect to find in your lexicons.
The concept is alien to you and I doubt that you'll ever understand it. Not unless you find the Lord, and quickly.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Purity Ball coming up! No diddling this year -
05-14-2007, 02:51 PM
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Oh there's a surprise - women get the blame simply because men choose to avoid self control!
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It's obvious the onus is on women. A man's choo-choo does not come with any kind of covering on it; it's safe and ready to use right out of the packet. Women on the other hand have a hymen; kind of a tamper proof security seal that you see on store goods only it's made by God for a cooter. It's plain as day to me.
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Re: Purity Ball coming up! No diddling this year -
05-15-2007, 07:15 AM
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It's obvious the onus is on women. A man's choo-choo does not come with any kind of covering on it; it's safe and ready to use right out of the packet. Women on the other hand have a hymen; kind of a tamper proof security seal that you see on store goods only it's made by God for a cooter. It's plain as day to me.
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Interesting that you should raise that point Deaner. Another solution would be a simple surgical procedure to remove the hymen - problem solved! "I hardly expect someone like yourself who has been dragging hapless and protesting little boys into the bushes since she was about nine to understand the concept of purity. With a heathen like you or Van Hellsinking "purity" is not a word that I'd expect to find in your lexicons." Nine, Eno? Oh puhlease - why would you think I'm a late developer?
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Re: Purity Ball coming up! No diddling this year -
05-15-2007, 12:44 PM
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Interesting that you should raise that point Deaner. Another solution would be a simple surgical procedure to remove the hymen - problem solved!
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I understand the bush monkeys have been trying to develop that procedure for quite a while, but they've yet to perfect it.
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Re: Purity Ball coming up! No diddling this year -
05-16-2007, 03:06 AM
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Not quite Brother T - that refers to circumcision,not hymen removal.
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Re: Purity Ball coming up! No diddling this year -
05-16-2007, 03:36 AM
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Not quite Brother T - that refers to circumcision,not hymen removal.
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I believe Brother Temperance was referring to the Type III procedure in the article were the orifice in question is sown shut. It is really a rather pathetic attempt to stop a harlot form depravity. Jesus will see right threw these tricks and judge the woman anyway.
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Re: Purity Ball coming up! No diddling this year -
05-17-2007, 03:16 AM
While sewing's not really one of my skills,I'm sure I could sew the male member to the leg - or superglue,that'd do it.
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Re: Purity Ball coming up! No diddling this year -
05-17-2007, 03:49 AM
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While sewing's not really one of my skills,I'm sure I could sew the male member to the leg - or superglue,that'd do it.
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Really Lilith, we're Christians and not neo-pagans. We are not into ritual tribal mutilation or what ever you sinners call it. In fact we TRUE Christians respect and love are women so much we forbid them to mutilate their bodies and severely punish them when they do.
Assuredly you haven’t forgot your time in Landover Rehab yet Lilith; remember Mrs. Johnson recovering in the burn ward form her rebuking she got for having her cooter pierced?
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Re: Purity Ball coming up! No diddling this year -
05-17-2007, 11:35 AM
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While sewing's not really one of my skills,I'm sure I could sew the male member to the leg - or superglue,that'd do it.
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Wouldn't it make it a bit difficult for you to serve your customers if you had a Ukranian superglued to you by the unmentionables?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Purity Ball coming up! No diddling this year -
05-18-2007, 02:59 AM
Not really - since the appendage would sewn/superglued to THEIR leg.
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Re: Purity Ball coming up! No diddling this year -
05-18-2007, 05:41 AM
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Wouldn't it make it a bit difficult for you to serve your customers if you had a Ukranian superglued to you by the unmentionables?
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All in a day's work for Lilith; in fact, you have described her Tuesday Morning Special.
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Not really - since the appendage would sewn/superglued to THEIR leg.
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... your Art and Craft Workshop with An Ancient Working Girl, no doubt. Can't you crochet doilies instead? More ladylike, less mess.
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Re: Purity Ball coming up! No diddling this year -
05-19-2007, 03:44 AM
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All in a day's work for Lilith; in fact, you have described her Tuesday Morning Special.
... your Art and Craft Workshop with An Ancient Working Girl, no doubt. Can't you crochet doilies instead? More ladylike, less mess.
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Crochet doilies?
What,when I can do all those OTHER things with a crochet hook?
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Re: Purity Ball coming up! No diddling this year -
05-19-2007, 04:58 AM
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Crochet doilies?
What,when I can do all those OTHER things with a crochet hook?
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Filthy harlot! We do not want to hear about how you clean the wax out of your ears, or any of the innumerable wrinkles and crevices covering your abused old body. Please think before you post such disgusting imagery! Jesus reads these forums you know!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Purity Ball coming up! No diddling this year -
05-20-2007, 03:49 AM
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Filthy harlot! We do not want to hear about how you clean the wax out of your ears, or any of the innumerable wrinkles and crevices covering your abused old body. Please think before you post such disgusting imagery! Jesus reads these forums you know!!
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Why is it that Christians,with their grubby little minds always jump to the worst conclusion?
I was of course referring to the usefulness of a crochet hook when threading elastic into something.
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Re: Purity Ball coming up! No diddling this year -
05-20-2007, 06:27 AM
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Why is it that Christians,with their grubby little minds always jump to the worst conclusion?
I was of course referring to the usefulness of a crochet hook when threading elastic into something.
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Once again, you cause Jesus to vomit with your perverted ravings. I can assure you that not even one True Christian in this Godly forum is interested in hearing your technique for sheathing condoms on the shriveled, disease-ridden tallywackers of your Ukrainian sailor clientèle.
Some things are better left unsaid, and any proper Christian lady would know that.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Purity Ball coming up! No diddling this year -
05-21-2007, 03:05 AM
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Once again, you cause Jesus to vomit with your perverted ravings. I can assure you that not even one True Christian in this Godly forum is interested in hearing your technique for sheathing condoms on the shriveled, disease-ridden tallywackers of your Ukrainian sailor clientèle.
Some things are better left unsaid, and any proper Christian lady would know that.
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Brilliant,Zeke!
Excellent idea - I'd never have thought of that - why is the ever so "pure minded" chrsitians always know these things?
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Re: Purity Ball coming up! No diddling this year -
03-20-2012, 04:15 AM
Shout Glory! The 2012 Purity Ball is coming!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Purity Ball coming up! No diddling this year -
03-20-2012, 04:26 AM
Due to a computer bug I lost the pictures from last year's purity ball. That's a serious loss, because those girls were so pure, back then.
Does anyone have a backup? Especially of what's her name, with the pimples all over so you couldn't tell which bumps were nipples and which weren't....So pure. So virginal.
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