I Passed My Cognitive Test -
07-23-2020, 04:40 PM
As part of my physical exam, my doctor administered a cognitive test, and I scored an 85%!
I don't think I've ever taken such a difficult exam in my life. Sure, the first questions were easy, but it got incredibly tough at the end. For example, my doctor asked me to remember five words in a row, twice. Nobody could do that! Not even Einstein, and everyone knows that Jews are super smart.
My hat's off to President Trump for acing that exam. I now understand exactly how much of a genius he really is.
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for Vice President in 2024
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