[Pastor Ezekiel]

We're back in business. We're right on track! Four more years of MOGA are as well as secured and that'll be followed by at least 8 years of me more MOGA unless my Pal Jesus returns prematurely. Great scenes as masses of worshipers good citizens have gathered in Tulsa. I wrote the speeches, of course.



Some of the best parts of our speech were as follows:

“The choice in 2020 is very simple,” Trump said. “Do you want to bow before the left-wing mob, or do you want to stand up tall and proud as Americans?”

IN plain 'Merican: Us or commies? Who'd want commies? No-one! No middle-ground. Trump&Jesus&Me or the reds&homos. Choose now!

“Here’s the bad part. When you do testing to that extent, you’re going to find more cases,” he said. “So I said to my people, ‘Slow the testing down.’ They test and they test.”

Glory! Testing is BAD. I've prayed and it now seems that the testing is the thing that creates the Covid cases. If the testing stops, we'll have no more cases. I admit that this brilliant idea is the Donald's own genius, not mine. I wish I had come up with it. No True American™ takes the test as a positive result could benefit the Bidée campaign.

We need your tithes more than evah! Triple-tithes this Sunday until Election Victory! 35% will go directly into the Donald's election wagon that needs some lubrication, only 65% will be kept in Freehold and eventually used for important purposes at the Flint headquarters. If someone caught the so-called Kung Flu in Tulsa, it just means that God didn't hear her prayers. Only sinners catch this slight case of sore throat.



Our new campaign slogan should be "SLOW THE TESTING DOWN".

[Prayer Warrior]

Trump has mentioned the issue of testing before but he's never stated it so clearly until now. Some people felt the President was unclear before, some less patriot people previously thought when he mentioned "we make ourselves look bad" that he meant "yes, it makes ourselves look bad, but that's a small price to pay to get more accurate numbers so we better know how to trace the disease back to it's source".

No! It means "it makes us look bad therefore shouldn't do it, because making me looking bad is what's most important here".

I'm so glad he provided this important clarification. Now we have no excuse to get those nasty tests.

Originally Posted by Prayer Warrior

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings...reynolds-iowa/

https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/stat...3310007820289/

Perhaps it would be wise to suspend Corona virus testing except to those within Trump's staff. I'm glad to hear Katie was tested recently and then was able to get another test even though she wasn't showing symptoms, as Trump's staff are vital to homeland security, but do the tests really do the rest of us much good if we get tested and then all of a sudden something can happen?


Trump is making what I think is a good criticism of the testing. Not everyone can afford to get tested every single day, so it doesn't really benefit the rest of us to get tested if we're just going to get sick the next day and not now about it.


Plus the public at large is taking tests away from important people who really need it like Trump's staff, and they're making our country look bad by increasing our numbers.


Maybe we need some sort of donation drive going on. People who are showing symptoms and would have been tested instead may choose to forgo the test themselves so Trump's team can be tested hourly.


Perhaps after November after Trump is re-elected, then regular folks can get tested, but not in the middle of the election while he needs the best numbers he can get.

[Johny Joe Hold]

The President's address in Tulsa will go down as one of the great Presidential speeches in history. It will be in grade school history books.

He spent a lot of time talking about fake news and especially that he was not unsteady walking down that ramp at West Point. During the 15 minutes spent on the topic he explained in detail what the ramp was like and why he had to be careful and how unfair it was for the media to interpret his caution to unsteadiness. He prefers leather soled shoes, he explained, and has to take extra precautions not to slip.

The President has a keen sense of history. He and Pastor Zeke inserted the part of the speech about the West Point ramp with that in mind. He knows history books devote time to Lincoln because Lincoln stopped slavery. The President understands he will have equal billing with Lincoln by being known as the President who stopped fake news.

Good work, Pastor Zeke, for pulling off an event for the history books.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Our new campaign slogan should be "SLOW THE TESTING DOWN".

Of course, we all cannot but agree, Pastor! I took the liberty of alerting my always enthusiastic Creation Science Team to design a suitable campaign poster that reflects the Goodwill of President Trump towards Jesus's latest tool in His constant desperate but ultimately triumphant battle against sodomy and other sins.



We do need verses to accompany this message! I suggest the prophetic verse below. It depicts the vile protesters who tried to make this extremely successful rally fail, as well as the prophetic, I dare say, Godly Powers of President Trump. President Donald Trump. Our President.

Jeremiah 11:7
For I earnestly protested unto your fathers in the day that I brought them up out of the land of Egypt, even unto this day, rising early and protesting, saying, Obey my voice.

His voice (and yours) we obey!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Testing is BAD. I've prayed and it now seems that the testing is the thing that creates the Covid cases. If the testing stops, we'll have no more cases. I admit that this brilliant idea is the Donald's own genius, not mine. I wish I had come up with it. No True American™ takes the test as a positive result could benefit the Bidée campaign.

Our new campaign slogan should be "SLOW THE TESTING DOWN".

Oh, how very encouraging all of this is, dear , and to the , I give endless Now, it will come as no surprise to you, or to any of the other brethren here at , but the LIE-beral, Demonrat fake news organizations are having a field day putting out terrible things as a result of last night's rally. Why, we need to pray more than ever that the of will protect our beloved, -sent President Trump! I'll include a sampling of some of the things the devil is doing to distract and dis-credit our President; although, we do know that the victory is with !

[handmaiden]

Oh, how I wish that I could have attended that rally! Even if by some chance I did turn up with some little bug, that would have been a great souvenir of the event.

It's important for us to remember this great moment in time. Things happen so quickly and it is easy to get confused. I also can't wait for the history books to come out with their chapters on Trump. What a fascinating read that will be!

[Dana723]

It was those damned Black Lives Matter liberal Demoncrats that kept people away from the rally, I just know it! I bet if they had held a BLM rally or an abortion rally, the arena would have been filled to the brim! I feel so terrible for our president right now. I shall spend the day praying for him.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Fake news is claiming people didn’t show up. I flew out without a mask and did my duty to show up. They even graciously gave me a seat RIGHT BEHIND Trump so I could see all of his glory. Not sure why they came to ask me in particular but of course I accepted the opportunity. He truly is the closest thing I can compare to the second coming of Jesus Christ. There were indeed a lot of us there. If you didn’t show up to the Trump Rally in Tulsa Oklahoma then you are hell bound. 1 Peter 5:5 makes it very clear why you should have shown up. If you were scared about the faux chink virus, then you are selfish as per 1 John 3:17. I ask you if you stayed home, WHY?!?!?!?! Our godly President Donald J Trump needs is more than ever right now.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Some fake news is saying there were only 6,200 attendees. The auditorium holds 19,000. I can tell just from the pictures there was a huge number of people there, multiples of 6,200. Yes, a handful of empty seats far away from the podium where no one wants to sit. Down on the floor level, sitting as close to our beloved President as possible, people were packed tightly.

Huge crowd.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/andrews...c#156b1a0c1fed

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Some fake news is saying there were only 6,200 attendees. The auditorium holds 19,000. I can tell just from the pictures there was a huge number of people there, multiples of 6,200. Yes, a handful of empty seats far away from the podium where no one wants to sit. Down on the floor level, sitting as close to our beloved President as possible, people were packed tightly.

Huge crowd.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/andrews...c#156b1a0c1fed

Of course the people who were privileged to attend wanted to sit within spittin' distance. Isn't that the whole point?


The Gospel according to the Apostle John tells us in chapter 9 that Jesus used His precious spit to cure a man of blindness. What better way to cure the odd virus than being exposed to God's Direct Appointee's spit? That's the real reason that Trump didn't want his people to wear masks. He didn't want to brag about it, of course, but I'm sure that he knows the Gospels and only wanted to help.


6When he had thus spoken, he spat on the ground, and made clay of the spittle, and he anointed the eyes of the blind man with the clay, 7And said unto him, Go, wash in the pool of Siloam, (which is by interpretation, Sent.) He went his way therefore, and washed, and came seeing

[Uncle Rutherford]

Originally Posted by Isabella White

Oh, how very encouraging all of this is, dear , and to the , I give endless Now, it will come as no surprise to you, or to any of the other brethren here at , but the LIE-beral, Demonrat fake news organizations are having a field day putting out terrible things as a result of last night's rally. Why, we need to pray more than ever that the of will protect our beloved, -sent President Trump! I'll include a sampling of some of the things the devil is doing to distract and dis-credit our President; although, we do know that the victory is with !

Sweet beautiful gorgeous Isabella. I must ask if your post was hacked or not because those cartoons with Trump in them are not flattering. I know YOU wouldn’t post those intentionally and wonder if the Chinese or Hillary Clinton hacking your account to make it look as though you posted those unflattering pictures of our great president. I know it’s not my place to ask such things but an alarm was tipped off after I scrolled through these posts.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

Sweet beautiful gorgeous Isabella. I must ask if your post was hacked or not because those cartoons with Trump in them are not flattering. I know YOU wouldn’t post those intentionally and wonder if the Chinese or Hillary Clinton hacking your account to make it look as though you posted those unflattering pictures of our great president. I know it’s not my place to ask such things but an alarm was tipped off after I scrolled through these posts.

Oh, my; yes indeed, dear Mr. Rutherford. I did post those unflattering images, and no hacking was involved with my account. As I explained earlier (rather clearly, if I must say so), I wanted to show how the LIE-beral Demonrat fake news media is trying to thwart the magnificent management that the Trump campaign is doing. This, I am sure, will inspire all of the dedicated prayer warriors at to plead the of the over our beloved President Trump.

So, there is no need to worry. Heaven above! With our very efficient operating system and our keen moderators, I should think it impossible for trolls to work their way in here.

I do hope that you will have a blessed evening, Mr. Rutherford and, if you don't mind, I prefer being addressed as "Mrs. White".

[Brother Gonzalez]

The problem of America is not how many test positive for Covid19, is how few test positive for KJV1611.

Slow down the tests and spread the Bible.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Originally Posted by Isabella White

Oh, my; yes indeed, dear Mr. Rutherford. I did post those unflattering images, and no hacking was involved with my account. As I explained earlier (rather clearly, if I must say so), I wanted to show how the LIE-beral Demonrat fake news media is trying to thwart the magnificent management that the Trump campaign is doing. This, I am sure, will inspire all of the dedicated prayer warriors at to plead the of the over our beloved President Trump.

So, there is no need to worry. Heaven above! With our very efficient operating system and our keen moderators, I should think it impossible for trolls to work their way in here.

I do hope that you will have a blessed evening, Mr. Rutherford and, if you don't mind, I prefer being addressed as "Mrs. White".

Ah I apologize sweet beautiful gorgeous Isabella...err....Mrs. White. That’ll come with practice so you have my utmost apologies. And I apologize for being quick to jump the gun. It’s just that I love my current President (no homo) more than any other president and especially more than the Kenyan Muslim criminal we had previously. I would have to say he gives me hope that America will finally be cleaned up.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

Ah I apologize sweet beautiful gorgeous Isabella...err....Mrs. White. That’ll come with practice so you have my utmost apologies. And I apologize for being quick to jump the gun. It’s just that I love my current President (no homo) more than any other president and especially more than the Kenyan Muslim criminal we had previously. I would have to say he gives me hope that America will finally be cleaned up.

Oh, that's quite alright, dear Mr. Rutherford; no worries whatsoever. Goodness gracious me, I just didn't want you to think that I was posting any negativity toward our blessed President Trump. Dearie me, there is more than enough of that in the world as it is, with the fake news media at the Clinton News Network working overtime to tarnish his excellent name. Now, as for not being mindful of the fact that I prefer "Mrs. White" (even though I had mentioned it you on at least one other occasion), well, I do forgive you, from the bottom of my heart. And, as the dear would remind you:

John 8:11 "And Jesus said, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Just got off a meeting (no stupid masks but manly totally no homo handshakes instead! ) with the Donald! The Tulsa Rally was a great success! We are very pleased. We had tens of thousands of attendees and millions of eager Republicans were unable to get a ticket. If any Demoncrats, homos or servant races were present, they'll get the Covid as an indication of their non-True-Christian™ nature!



Donnie kinda thanks y'all for your prayers but at this point we need more dough! This means tithes, guys. When you go to the liquor shelf and choose next week's refreshments, you might want to put down the Dom P. and take a simple Moët & Chandon, Taittinger or Veuve Cliquot instead and give the remainder to the campaign! If I may, I'd also like to add the Mike's vice-P ticket remains undecided and other names have been put on the table...

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford

Ah I apologize sweet beautiful gorgeous Isabella...err....Mrs. White. That’ll come with practice so you have my utmost apologies. And I apologize for being quick to jump the gun. It’s just that I love my current President (no homo) more than any other president and especially more than the Kenyan Muslim criminal we had previously. I would have to say he gives me hope that America will finally be cleaned up.

"Biden leads by 17 points in swing states", "Trump's approval ratings tank among likely voters", "Biden fund raising surges", "Biden leads by 14 points nation wide", "84% of voters think Trump unfit to be president", "Biden landslide predicted" - when was the last time you saw these kinds of headlines from the MSM? Oh yea, it was when Trump won in 2016.

Democrat brains shrink to the size of a slug and the void is filled with those plastic peanuts used in Amazon shipping boxes - they seem to never learn anything, and measuring their IQ is next to impossible because they can't manage to take any kind of test.

True Christians™ rejoice in posting these kinds of headlines - we already know what Jesus has in store, we prayed for it and in happened.

All Christins should bookmark this video. I personally watch it at least once a week and sometimes daily.

Praise Jesus!

[Prayer Warrior]

https://apnews.com/23796a826ba86619527363b92ed49a33

Well, you have to question if they're really great staffers if they managed to get infected. Trump is brilliantly using his rallies as an opportunity to weed out the immune deficient and unfaithful among his staff. It's like the modern day witch test. People in his staff who die to covid-19 are most likely disloyal anyway.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Originally Posted by Prayer Warrior

https://apnews.com/23796a826ba86619527363b92ed49a33

Well, you have to question if they're really great staffers if they managed to get infected. Trump is brilliantly using his rallies as an opportunity to weed out the immune deficient and unfaithful among his staff. It's like the modern day witch test. People in his staff who die to covid-19 are most likely disloyal anyway.

What if they were those paid actors from Jewge Soros and Hellary a Clinton that I keep hearing about? Nobody who would work for Trump would get Kung flu. I’m calling this an assassination attempt. Lock them up.

[Johny Joe Hold]

We knew from day one Democrats would be sending sick people to the rally. Sadly, they will infiltrate all the Trump events. Democrats are not patriotic Americans. While the President continues to play it straight, Democrats will resort to every low life political trick in their play book.