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Default Re: Tips on the perfect bird - 11-19-2010, 09:54 AM

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Default Re: Tips on the perfect bird - 11-19-2010, 11:16 AM

I will duck my head in the shack here for a moment (my eyes are closed) and mention that if you REALLY want to please your husbands/fathers you will brine your bird with a nice citrus based brine, either by soaking it in a 5 gallon bucket for a day or so (refrigerated!) or by injecting the brine with a meat injector.

Nice and juicy, guaranteed!


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Default Re: Tips on the perfect bird - 11-19-2010, 11:47 AM

The turkey we have in mind is a 20 pounder we've been raising. Daddy and the boys will be killing it three days before thanksgiving.

I agree, personally, that the breasts are the most important part. I need to make sure they are juicy and tender, not all dry and tasteless like ma's always end up being . My brothers are all leg and thigh guys though. Does putting the bird in brine work to make juicy, tender breast meat while keeping the legs and thighs moist too?

The sides are still going to be made my ma, at least I don't have to worry about that part (yet). She's going to make the stuffing.

Thank you for all the tips ladies! I'm so nervous and excited.


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Default Re: Tips on the perfect bird - 11-19-2010, 12:08 PM

Oh yes, brining makes not only the breasts moist and tender, but also renders the legs and thighs moist and juicy- the juice even runs down the legs, there is so much of it! Every little nibble is just delectable. Your brothers won't be sorry!

Myself, I am a breast man, it's all I really have interest in. The legs and thighs provide a nice ambulatory purpose in life, but I'm not that interested when it comes to masticating over it.

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Default Re: Tips on the perfect bird - 11-20-2010, 12:17 AM

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The turkey we have in mind is a 20 pounder we've been raising. Daddy and the boys will be killing it three days before thanksgiving.

I agree, personally, that the breasts are the most important part. I need to make sure they are juicy and tender, not all dry and tasteless like ma's always end up being . My brothers are all leg and thigh guys though. Does putting the bird in brine work to make juicy, tender breast meat while keeping the legs and thighs moist too?

The sides are still going to be made my ma, at least I don't have to worry about that part (yet). She's going to make the stuffing.

Thank you for all the tips ladies! I'm so nervous and excited.
I've never brined, so I don't know what it does. As for dryness. I have never had a dry home raised bird. What breed is your turkey? Bronze or White?

The best bird I have ever had was a bronze that had eaten wild berries all summer. I swear you could taste the berries in the meat. I think we might get some turkeys in the spring, I'm just afraid that somebody might mistake a bronze for a wild turkey.


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Default Re: Tips on the perfect bird - 11-20-2010, 12:39 AM

Well this year is the first year we've actually raised a turkey, and it's a white one. The ones we got from the store simply weren't good enough so we figured we'd raise one this year


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Default Re: Tips on the perfect bird - 11-20-2010, 12:41 AM

If I may, I'd like to recommend the recipe for a Kosher turkey with challah stuffing. Simply delicious for the Jew or the Gentile.

Happy Thanksgiving my friends.

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Celebrate the All-American fress festival with Jewish flair, by stuffing your kosher Thanksgiving turkey with challah!

Ingredients:

•Turkey:
•1 10-12 pound turkey
•2 large onions, sliced
•2 stalks celery, sliced
•1 cup water
•1/2 tsp salt
•Stuffing:
•4 cups cubed challah
•1/4 cup oil or margarine
•2 stalks celery, finely diced
•1 onion, finely diced
•1 cup canned mushrooms, drained and finely diced
•2 eggs, beaten
•1 tsp. salt, 1/8 tsp. pepper
•Basting:
•3/4 cup oil

Directions here.


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Default Re: Tips on the perfect bird - 11-20-2010, 01:49 AM

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If I may, I'd like to recommend the recipe for a Kosher turkey with challah stuffing. Simply delicious for the Jew or the Gentile.

Happy Thanksgiving my friends.

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All of a sudden I want to try the oyster dressing. I don't know what a challah is and I'm not sure I want to know.


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Default Re: Tips on the perfect bird - 11-20-2010, 02:01 AM

Challah is a traditional Jewish bread. Pretty sweet, as I recall. I've had oyster stuffing, it's REALLY good. You wouldn't think so, but it was so good, I withheld all of my planned pre-emptive beatings for the next few weeks as a reward.


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Default Re: Tips on the perfect bird - 11-20-2010, 06:01 AM

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Happy Thanksgiving my friends.

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You seem to have forgotten that for it to be kosher, it's necessary to slaughter the bird kosher. That means they don't stun the creature, but slit its throat as it squawks and tries to get away.

Same with Kosher (or Halal) beef, only it takes a little more sawing (and animal screaming) to get to the carotid.

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There's a good example of this religious modus operandi playing out on a dinner table near you – and this week, we found out it is becoming more and more common. In Britain, it is a crime to kill a conscious cow or sheep or chicken for meat by slashing its throat without numbing it first. The reasons are obvious. If you don't numb an animal, it screams as you hack through its skin, muscle, trachea, oesophagus, carotid arteries, jugular veins and major nerve trunks, and then it remains conscious as it slowly drowns in its own blood – a process that can take up to six minutes. So we insist that an animal is stunned before its throat is slashed, to ensure it is deeply unconscious. There isn't much humanity in our factory farming system, but this is – at least – a tiny sliver of it, at the end.

But there is a loophole in the law. You are allowed to skip all this and slash the throats of un-numbed, screaming animals if you say God told you to. If you are Muslim, you call it "halal", and if you are Jewish you call it "kosher".


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Default Re: Tips on the perfect bird - 11-20-2010, 06:09 AM

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You seem to have forgotten that for it to be kosher, it's necessary to slaughter the bird kosher. That means they don't stun the creature, but slit its throat as it squawks and tries to get away.

Same with Kosher (or Halal) beef, only it takes a little more sawing (and animal screaming) to get to the carotid.

A recent article for you, Mr. Rothstein:
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I've always decapitated chickens with an ax, we tried that with a turkey, but it swung up and broke my cousins nose, so after that we just shot them with a .22

Mammals were always dispatched with a .45 bullet behind the ear.


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