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Default Anniversary gift - 05-12-2011, 12:55 PM

Ladies of Landover, I need your help.


My wife and mine anniversary day is coming up in few months and instead of usual pots and pans, I thought I would get something romantic this year. I need little help of feminine eye for the gift.
I was thinking Pink Glock 19 with cute case like this,





or maybe a pink Taurus like this one,




I'm not sure though. Is too much pink little too sissy gift?
Should I just go for something basic with small femine touch like these,




or is pink too girly for a woman?
So instead of pink lady,




should I go for something different, like this lavender lady?





I know there are variety of gilded guns out there too, but this is not any big anniversary, so I would rather go for something cheeky and romantic this time.

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Default Re: Anniversary gift - 05-12-2011, 12:59 PM

I would look at her wardrobe and see which colors she has the most of.

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Default Re: Anniversary gift - 05-12-2011, 02:00 PM

Aren't you think perhap a pijama would be more nice for her. A present nice for both of you? One what make her look nice and be confortable to sleep in?



I think I woould prefer the pijama more that the gun really.

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Default Re: Anniversary gift - 05-12-2011, 02:16 PM

How is dressing her like a whore a proper present?


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Default Re: Anniversary gift - 05-12-2011, 02:18 PM

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Aren't you think perhap a pijama would be more nice for her. A present nice for both of you? One what make her look nice and be confortable to sleep in?



I think I woould prefer the pijama more that the gun really.

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Default Re: Anniversary gift - 05-12-2011, 02:18 PM

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How is dressing her like a whore a proper present?
I believe that is what they call "covering up" in Espain.


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Default Re: Anniversary gift - 05-12-2011, 02:30 PM

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No! She's a lady, not a slut
WHAT!!?

Of course she aren't an slut! That pijama is perfectly normal - even I wear that type sometime!! Is very hot here so you can't cover body too much sometime, and any way, what is wrong whit see a liitle of nice skin of the shoulder or leg of your wife and best friend? You have childrens no? You have see her whit no much clotheses right? Is perfectly natural and nothing for be embarasated whit Mr Alban - man and wife is one flesh no?

I'm sure you think your wife is beutifull and a present like this which look very innocent but nice would be appreciate by her I'm sure.

Really.

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Default Re: Anniversary gift - 05-13-2011, 10:26 PM

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Aren't you think perhap a pijama would be more nice for her. A present nice for both of you? One what make her look nice and be confortable to sleep in?



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I think I woould prefer the pijama more that the gun really.

YIC, Mari.
Why would you want him to dress his wife up like some Japanese schoolgirl whore?

Is "Hello Klitty" what I your future husband will be greeted with on our your wedding night?


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Default Re: Anniversary gift - 05-13-2011, 10:36 PM

Out of all the guns mentioned, the M&P handles the best, IMO. Great forgiveness for improper grip. Once the Mag safety is disabled, the gun is an amazing performer. Only gripe is the take down lever release in the magwell...


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Why would you want him to dress his wife up like some Japanese schoolgirl whore?

Is "Hello Klitty" what I your future husband will be greeted with on our your wedding night?

Hmm. I always thought this estyle was no really what I'd imagined.



Is no so imortant what a woamn wear on her wedding night, no? I mean she probably wouldn't really need wear anything no?

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Hmm. I always thought this estyle was no really what I'd imagined.



Is no so imortant what a woamn wear on her wedding night, no? I mean she probably wouldn't really need wear anything no?

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Hmm. I always thought this estyle was no really what I'd imagined.
Could you please stop posting pictures of harlots here, silly dago cooze.
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Default Re: Anniversary gift - 05-19-2011, 11:50 PM

I think the gun can be interesting gift. A girl never know when she may have to defend herself. It is very nice to see a man think of the safety of his wife.
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Default Re: Anniversary gift - 05-20-2011, 12:31 AM

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Default Re: Anniversary gift - 05-20-2011, 12:37 AM

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If I wanted to see porn, I would go through Sears catalogue.
Whitouth wanna offend you Mr Alban....'porn' !!! WHAT! Is just a dress, nightdress whatever..! Not porn! Ofcourse I realise in cold countrys if people take off overcoat is ver provocatove so....sorry, for the 'porn'...will no happen again!

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Default Re: Anniversary gift - 05-26-2011, 03:16 PM

well, guns are a right romantic gift for anybody. My momma (RIP) gave my Daddy (RIP) a new stock for his double barrel shotgun for one of they anniversaries? Daddy had broken his on account of he struck a Jehovah Witness over the head with it, when they came knockin on our door? Well, that first sinful trespasser died instantly, and the other one tried to get away, but Daddy says, "Sorry Jehovah, but we can't leave any witnesses!" and he shot him in the brain stem as he was runnin off. Daddy was watchin alot of action movies on the TV those days.


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Default Re: Anniversary gift - 05-26-2011, 08:12 PM

Friends, I got my 10 years anniversary coming soon and even I would like to buy a gun, at least a new for myself, but my wife does not have firearm permit that is required in this country. Of course it is really easy to get a illegal gun, but they are quite expensive, I have better things to do with my money like buying a new car.

What other Christian options you would suggest? We already have new hoover, dishwasher, we have a housekeeper etc. I was thinking buying a trip to some warm country, I could meanwhile hold private preying praying sessions in our house.

YiC, M


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Default Re: Anniversary gift - 05-26-2011, 10:59 PM

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Friends, I got my 10 years anniversary coming soon and even I would like to buy a gun, at least a new for myself, but my wife does not have firearm permit that is required in this country. Of course it is really easy to get a illegal gun, but they are quite expensive, I have better things to do with my money like buying a new car.

What other Christian options you would suggest? We already have new hoover, dishwasher, we have a housekeeper etc. I was thinking buying a trip to some warm country, I could meanwhile hold private preying praying sessions in our house.

YiC, M
Warm country...hmmmm..good idea, now which one...let me to think...


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Default Re: Anniversary gift - 05-27-2011, 12:03 AM

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Friends, I got my 10 years anniversary coming soon and even I would like to buy a gun, at least a new for myself, but my wife does not have firearm permit that is required in this country. Of course it is really easy to get a illegal gun, but they are quite expensive, I have better things to do with my money like buying a new car.

What other Christian options you would suggest? We already have new hoover, dishwasher, we have a housekeeper etc. I was thinking buying a trip to some warm country, I could meanwhile hold private preying praying sessions in our house.

YiC, M
Maybe a pair of cute rubber gloves? They look pretty romatic to me!


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