[Cranky Old Man]

The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians.

Getting into Heaven is very very hard. Everyone who tells you it is easy is a liar! The Bible is very clear on only very few people being allowed in Heaven: Matthew 7:13-14 "Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it."

One of the reasons getting into Heaven is very hard is because there are many many liars claiming to tell you the truth while in reality they are deliberately seducing you into the eternal fires of Hell. Many people get seduced that way even though the Bible has a clear warning for it: Matthew 24:24 "For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect."

Some of these deceivers are obvious, like atheists, but unfortunately many of them are much more devious. They claim to be Christians while in reality they are disciples of Satan. False Christians kill your immortal soul. There is no bigger sin than destroying someone's immortal soul!

(1) Roman Catholics
Catholics are probably the worst false Christians. The trick they use to seduce people into a one way trip to Hell is to make Jesus appear like a nice peace loving Hippie. By ignoring the parts of the Bible in which God humiliates and utterly destroys His enemies they pretend the Bible to be a text version of the Teletubbies. And on top of ignoring major sections of God's Holy Bible they also added all kinds of things that are not even in the Bible like Maria worshiping, which is weird since Jesus hated Maria, and the worshiping of objects even though the Bible explicitly forbids that.

Catholics call priests father, clearly a violation of Biblical law: Matthew 23:9 "And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven."

Catholics forbid the priesthood to marry, but the Bible does not allow forbidding people to marry: 1 Timothy 4:1-3 "Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron; Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth." Quite the opposite, God demands us to get married: 1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."

(2) Mormons
Mormons do not believe in the Jesus Christ of the Bible. The president and prophet of the Mormon church, Gordon B. Hinckley, made a very telling comment about Jesus Christ in a talk in Paris France on June 4, 1998: "The traditional Christ of whom they speak is not the Christ of whom I speak. For the Christ of whom I speak has been revealed in this the Dispensation of the Fulness of Times. He together with His Father, appeared to the boy Joseph smith in the year 1820, and when Joseph left the grove that day, he knew more of the nature of God than all the learned ministers of the gospel of the ages." (Church News, week ending June 20, 1998, page 7)

Clearly if you take some random turd and call it Jesus Christ, what you do has no relation to true Christianity whatsoever.

The Bible warns us for this type of false Christians: 2 Corinthians 11:4 "For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him."

(3) Church of Christ
Including variations like the Disciples of Christ, the United Church of Christ and the Christian Church.

The Church of Christ falsely claims you need both man and God to achieve salvation while the Holy Bible clearly states only the will of God is relevant: John 1:12-13 "But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name: Which were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God."

Most members even deny the existence of Hell! The Bible could not be more clear on Hell being very real: Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God."

(4) Jehovah's Witness
In 1879 Charles Taze Russell founded the "Herald of the Morning" which eventually developed into what is known today as "The Watchtower Announcing Jehovah's Kingdom." Today this publication has grown to over seventeen million copies per month in over one hundred languages. Paper that clearly should have been used for toilet paper instead!

According to the JW's, Jesus did not rise physically from the Dead. The Bible speaks of a literal and physical resurrection, but the Watchtower Society teaches that Jesus only rose from the grave spiritually. Their literature speaks for itself: "So the King Christ Jesus was put to death in the flesh and was resurrected an invisible spirit creature." (Let God Be True, pg. 138) The Bible is very clear on Jesus rising physically and not spiritually from the dead: Luke 24:38-39 "And he said unto them, Why are ye troubled? and why do thoughts arise in your hearts? Behold my hands and my feet, that it is I myself: handle me, and see; for a spirit hath not flesh and bones, as ye see me have."

(5) Lutherans
The Lutheran religion came out of the Catholic religion and shares many of it's problems. Martin Luther: "A person receives absolution or forgiveness from the confessor, as if from God Godself, without doubting it, but believing firmly that his or her sins are forgiven by God in Heaven through it." Clearly a big lie as only Jesus and not man can forgive sins: 1 Timothy 2:5 "For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus"

(6) Pentecostal
Also known as Charismatic and United Pentecostal.

Pentecostal Churches are known as "Jesus Only" Churches because they reject the Trinity. They could not be more wrong: Matthew 28:19 "Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost" 2 Corinthians 13:14 "The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Ghost, be with you all. Amen."

They teach that salvation is initially faith in Christ, but then is maintained by a life of faithfulness and continuing to believe in Christ. This is self-righteousness and an insult to Jesus Christ, who shed His blood for our sins. 1st Corinthians 3:15 proves them liars: "If any man's work shall be burned, he shall suffer loss: but he himself shall be saved; yet so as by fire."

(7) Russian Orthodox
Clearly anything with "Russian" in it is suspicious all by itself. Russian Orthodox is no exception to that rule. And make no mistake, the Russian Orthodox Church is the second largest in the world after the Roman Catholics! The Russian Orthodox religion teaches most of the same nonsense as does Roman Catholicism.

For example, it is a sin to use the same prayers over and over again. Yet the Russian Orthodox do it all the time! Matthew 6:7 "But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking."

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Brother, #3, COC leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Talk about your false Christian.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Are all these rapists as prolific as the Roman Catholics?

[Zechariah Smyth]

I think Lutherans are the ones I despise the most: they are basically catlicks without the PR problem. I mean, they seem nice, but you know they are banging kids left and right.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Sorry double post

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Anglican or Church or England is another fluffy bunny Christian group, infiltrated with Homers and Feminazis.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13831162

www.news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/august/3/newsid_3909000/3909559.stm

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Aren't Catholics just an offshoot of Russian and Greek Orthontics?

Apologies if I misunderstood the origins Brother Cranky, I've never been much into historical stuff.

Very informative report though. Well done.

YIC, McU

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean

Aren't Catholics just an offshoot of Russian and Greek Orthontics? Apologies if I misunderstood the origins Brother Cranky, I've never been much into historical stuff.

I have no idea which idiots inspired which idiots. All I know for sure is that they will all burn in Hell for mocking God.

[JuliannaCuartas]

Well, in the beginning there was the Roman Catholic Church's predecessor (which was founded by Peter the Apostle upon the teachings of Jesus Christ), this took place in 1st century Roman Judea. This was founded before the fall of the Roman Empire (Christianity was made legal in the Roman Empire by the emperor Constantine the Great, through the Edict of Milan), and was made the official state religion of the Roman Empire by the emperor Theodosius. In the beginning there was severe debate over whether the Church was to recognize Arianism or Trinitarianism (Arianism being the belief that Jesus was simply a prohpet, a holy man with reasonable, wise teachings, and Trinitarianism being that Jesus Christ was one with the Father (Yahweh) and the Holy Ghost/Spirit). The original Christian/Catholic Church was organized into 5 "metropolitan sees", Rome, Constantinople (modern day Istanbul), Jerusalem, Alexandria, and Antioch, each ruled over by a patriarch. When the Roman Empire was split into two (by the emperor Diocletian), the two versions of Christianity, that of the East and West began to differ considerably, eventually causing "The Great Schism", which separated the Church into two parts--the West, which became the Roman Catholic and Apostolic Church, and the East, which became the Eastern Orthodox Christian Church (from which the branches of Russian Orthodox, Greek Orthodox, etc. derive). In essence, this means that neither religion arose from the other, they both derived from an earlier, universal form of Christianity.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Thank you. But this is not a discussion of which heresy led to another. Nor is this history class. In this thread, we talk about false Christians, which of course includes any variant of those that eat the cracker and worship the antichrist in the Vatican.

Try to stay on topic.

In Christ

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Originally Posted by JuliannaCuartas

Well, in the beginning there was the Roman Catholic Church's predecessor (which was founded by Peter the Apostle upon the teachings of Jesus Christ), this took place in 1st century Roman Judea. This was founded before the fall of the Roman Empire (Christianity was made legal in the Roman Empire by the emperor Constantine the Great, through the Edict of Milan), and was made the official state religion of the Roman Empire by the emperor Theodosius. In the beginning there was severe debate over whether the Church was to recognize Arianism or Trinitarianism (Arianism being the belief that Jesus was simply a prohpet, a holy man with reasonable, wise teachings, and Trinitarianism being that Jesus Christ was one with the Father (Yahweh) and the Holy Ghost/Spirit). The original Christian/Catholic Church was organized into 5 "metropolitan sees", Rome, Constantinople (modern day Istanbul), Jerusalem, Alexandria, and Antioch, each ruled over by a patriarch. When the Roman Empire was split into two (by the emperor Diocletian), the two versions of Christianity, that of the East and West began to differ considerably, eventually causing "The Great Schism", which separated the Church into two parts--the West, which became the Roman Catholic and Apostolic Church, and the East, which became the Eastern Orthodox Christian Church (from which the branches of Russian Orthodox, Greek Orthodox, etc. derive). In essence, this means that neither religion arose from the other, they both derived from an earlier, universal form of Christianity.

Introductions this way. Go and tell us a bit about yourself.

TIC

Liam

[Dan U. Holier]

Originally Posted by JuliannaCuartas

yadda, yadda... the two versions of Christianity... which became the Roman Catholic and Apostolic Church, and the East, which became the Eastern Orthodox Christian Church (from which the branches of Russian Orthodox, Greek Orthodox, etc. derive)... yadda, yadda

Let’s make it clear: there aren’t "different versions of Christianity”, but a single, the only True one – the rest are God-mocking heresies. Christianity is not a salad bar; either you keep ALL of His commandments (Deuteronomy 13:18, Hosea 13:16, 1 Kings 20:35-36) or you’ll burn in Hell. God gives no quarters.

God bless

Dan

[tina_Melboutne]

Unbelievable. I think that Jesus would be ashamed of you all. I felt disgusted when I found this forum and read some of the topics you have posted here. If you took out all of your proclaimed false Christians out of the world, how much less of His light would there be in the world. No matter how much of His light 'they' are shinning, they are all doing 'a' part in this time. There is no 'true,right' church that is 100% how God wanted his church. We are all humans with a relationship with God who is speaking to us personally and relationally different, emphasizing different things in our lives to work through with His grace to become more like Him. Yes all of the groups have their flaws just as the 7 churches in Revelation have theirs, not one of them was perfect. The body of Christ is made up of different parts, each one similar in many ways and connected to the same Head, but acting in different ways. The problem with the world today is caused by 'us' Christians. We are too busy pointing out what everyone else is doing wrong instead of working together in unison and working with each member's strengths instead of emphasizing all they are doing wrong.

1 Corinthians 13

4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

WAKE UP!!! Lets start actually doing what God has intended for us to do in the world.
We should be healing the sick, raising the dead, cleansing the leapers and revealing the true Christ to people by Preaching the word, which is always followed by miracles. If all we do is preach the Word of God and have no miracles than we are only doing half the job.

[Jack O'fagan]

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Originally Posted by tim_Melboutne

Typical, happy clappy stuff.. then

WAKE UP!!! Lets start actually doing what God has intended for us to do in the world.
We should be healing the sick, raising the dead, cleansing the leapers and revealing the true Christ to people by Preaching the word, which is always followed by miracles. If all we do is preach the Word of God and have no miracles than we are only doing half the job.

What are you talking about? How many dead have you raised? Tell us about the miracles.

YiC

Jack

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Originally Posted by tim_Melboutne

WAKE UP!!! Lets start actually doing what God has intended for us to do in the world.
We should be healing the sick, raising the dead, cleansing the leapers and revealing the true Christ to people by Preaching the word, which is always followed by miracles. If all we do is preach the Word of God and have no miracles than we are only doing half the job.

Amen! We attest to the Fruits of the Spirit and the great signs.
Would you like to attend this year's rattlesnake handling and Drain-O drinkoff?

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Originally Posted by tim_Melboutne

Unbelievable. I think that Jesus would be ashamed of you all. I felt disgusted when I found this forum and read some of the topics you have posted here. If you took out all of your proclaimed false Christians out of the world, how much less of His light would there be in the world. No matter how much of His light 'they' are shinning, they are all doing 'a' part in this time. There is no 'true,right' church that is 100% how God wanted his church.

You don't read your bible much do you for if you did you would know that Landover Baptit is always 100% right, all the time. Therefore it is God's True-Church that only True=Christians™ can attend.

The bible says that we are not to have fellowship with heathen, false-Christians.

2 John
10 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: 11 For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.

They are doing no part of the Lord's will, and your false-Christian post reveals much about you, and your false-daoctrine!!

God is not tolerant of false-Christians, period.

Jude
7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire. 8 Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities. 9 Yet Michael the archangel, when contending with the devil he disputed about the body of Moses, durst not bring against him a railing accusation, but said, The Lord rebuke thee. 10 But these speak evil of those things which they know not: but what they know naturally, as brute beasts, in those things they corrupt themselves. 11 Woe unto them! for they have gone in the way of Cain, and ran greedily after the error of Balaam for reward, and perished in the gainsaying of Core. 12 These are spots in your feasts of charity, when they feast with you, feeding themselves without fear: clouds they are without water, carried about of winds; trees whose fruit withereth, without fruit, twice dead, plucked up by the roots; 13 Raging waves of the sea, foaming out their own shame; wandering stars, to whom is reserved the blackness of darkness for ever.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by tina_Melboutne

balhblahblah

So, you think that the problem is that Christians go around telling each other they're doing it wrong, so to correct this, you come here and tell the True Christians that they're doing it wrong?

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Amen Didymus! Her hypocrisy is showing, which is typical false-christian behavior!


Matthew

23:29 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! because ye build the tombs of the prophets, and garnish the sepulchres of the righteous,
23:30 And say, If we had been in the days of our fathers, we would not have been partakers with them in the blood of the prophets.

23:31 Wherefore ye be witnesses unto yourselves, that ye are the children of them which killed the prophets.

23:32 Fill ye up then the measure of your fathers. 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?Tim, is a liberal, false-Christian!

Isaiah
32:5 The vile person shall be no more called liberal, nor the churl said to be bountiful.
32:6 For the vile person will speak villany, and his heart will work iniquity, to practise hypocrisy, and to utter error against the LORD, to make empty the soul of the hungry, and he will cause the drink of the thirsty to fail.

From now on, I shall refer to Tina, the Jezabel that is a false christian, as Vile, heathen trash!

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Originally Posted by JuliannaCuartas

Well, in the beginning there was the Roman Catholic Church's predecessor (which was founded by Peter the Apostle upon the teachings of Jesus Christ), this took place in 1st century Roman Judea.

Gathiolics believe Mary is sacred and holy. They have statues of mary in their churches, in their vehicles, on their vehicles, in their homes and places of business. Talk about being obsessed. They completely ignore God's commandment against graven images!

Exodus
20:4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
Cathiolics pray to Mary but the bible tells us to pray to God!

Matthew
6:6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

Mary lived and died as a sinner, the bible says so.

Romans
3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

One cannot recieve salvation, at all, by praying and worshipping Mary, it don't work that way.

Romans
3:24 Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus: 3:25 Whom God hath set forth to be a propitiation through faith in his blood, to declare his righteousness for the remission of sins that are past, through the forbearance of God; 3:26 To declare, I say, at this time his righteousness: that he might be just, and the justifier of him which believeth in Jesus.

Jesus is the forgiver of sins, not Mary for Mary was not the sacrifice for sins!

[Clod McGobbledegook]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

Are all these rapists as prolific as the Roman Catholics?

talk about hypocracy, that cranky old pifflewit promotes rape, and wants you to rape his daughters then burn them because theyre now sluts


the cranky old faggot is sub human, and deserves the fate that he wishes on so many others, may your 'god' find you