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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-23-2008, 01:06 AM

Here's another contradiction:

2 Kings 24 verse 8 (KJV) says: "Jehoiachin was eighteen years old when he began to reign, and he reigned in Jerusalem three months." 2 Chronicles 36 verse 9 (KJV) says: "Jehoiachin was eight years old when he began to reign, and he reigned three months and ten days in Jerusalem: and he did that which was evil in the sight of the LORD."
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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-23-2008, 01:10 AM

What's your point, Joe?

We still run the United States, and will once again rule Europe within just a few years.

Which side do you want to be on? God's, or the Islamists'?


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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-23-2008, 01:15 AM

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In the sciences, Jews have won 22 percent of all the Nobel Prizes ever awarded - 29 percent of the prizes since 1950, after the Holocaust destroyed a third of their numbers. Given their small population, Jews should have earned only one of the 502 Nobels awarded for physics, chemistry, medicine and physiology. They have won 123....
How many have negroes won?



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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-23-2008, 01:18 AM

Erm, you don't run the US.... you really don't.

Republican doesn't equate to evangelist Christian.

There are 30 Jews in the House of Representatives. Considering the number of Jews in America, thats a much higher proportion than with Christians.

Christians do not run America, and Muslims are not harbingers of evil...
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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-23-2008, 01:26 AM

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There are 30 Jews in the House of Representatives. Considering the number of Jews in America, thats a much higher proportion than with Christians.
Since we're counting these things, how many Congressmen are negroes? And what great technologies have negroes introduced to the world (outside peanut butter)?

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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-23-2008, 01:30 AM

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Erm, you don't run the US.... you really don't.

Republican doesn't equate to evangelist Christian.
But George W. Bush does, Joe. Mike Huckabee does, too. And Barack Obama, Joe, even though he's a false Christian.
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Yes, 30 out of 435. Jews are practically running the country.

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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-23-2008, 01:33 AM

You do realise that few Christians hold the same extreme views as the members of this website. I'm sure most Christians would be offended if you implied that their thought patterns even remotely resembled the opinions found on this website.
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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-23-2008, 01:40 AM

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You do realise that few Christians hold the same extreme views as the members of this website. I'm sure most Christians would be offended if you implied that their thought patterns even remotely resembled the opinions found on this website.
Joe, "most" Christians may indeed be liberal False Christians. However, as I pointed out before, they will gladly choose a conservative, Bible-believing Christian over an Islamist . .. . or an atheist.

Did you know that in a number of states in the US, atheists are not allowed to hold public office or testify in court under oath? It's true, Joe. Look it up.

Coming soon to a European nation near you, Joe. Thank the Islamofascists; I do!


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You do realise that few Christians hold the same extreme views as the members of this website. I'm sure most Christians would be offended if you implied that their thought patterns even remotely resembled the opinions found on this website.
Which is why all of the anti-gay marriage ballot initiatives in the US have been voted down in overwhelming numbers. No, wait a minute, they weren't all voted down. In fact, they all passed.

Yeah, I guess we're way outside the mainstream. But at least our kids don't have to explain to their classmates at school why they have three daddies and four mommies.



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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-23-2008, 02:36 AM

<< you're all out of touch with the world >>

I have no desire to be "in touch" with your filthy, muckraking general poulation..or Gen Pop as I've heard it's described in prison. For your acursed world is but a prison, Joe. And it is but the Landover Baptist Church that offers parole.

Set yourself free, and join us!

Don't you realize your fighting us just contributes to all the terrible fighting that's already in the world?

You would do well to strive to be meek and mild. Like Jesus was/is.
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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-23-2008, 09:20 AM

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How could you tell?

Was it the fact that us Londoners are able to mix with people who don't believe in the exact same principles as us.

Sorry that's insulting to most people from up North... the majority are a great bunch.

It's fairly clear that you people are living in your own dream world.

If you think America is a parallel to heaven (which is what you people seem to be making out) you're all sorely mistaken. To even think America is superior to other countries... good job with the recession... and your fantastic healthcare.

In fact, if you look at the number of prisoners per 100 000 of the population America has the highest rate in the world (around 750).

Ergo, America is the country filled with the 'worst' people. The EU has an average of 150>.

Sorry... did I just use too many facts?
That explains a lot stating that you are from London, Its a hot bed of sin and immigrants. I suppose you are one of those Ken Livingstone supporting commies. Your whinny accent sets a stereotypical British accent that the Americans think we all have.

The city is overrun with benefit claiming criminals, who's favourite past time is stabbing each other or complaining about the state of the country. (which you have helped create).
You like to integrate with people who have differing principles than us, Don't you realise majority hate us, 7/7 ring any bells ? They are here for one reason our generous state hand outs.

Europe and especially the UK are quickly turning into an extremist Muslim state, it wont be long before our friends in American stop classing us as allies and start to see us as the enemy.
Money is taken from the manufacturing north and pumped into your city to support such events as the Olympics or house some asylum seeking Iraqi homosexual Muslim disabled dyslectic criminal with his extend family.


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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-23-2008, 10:30 AM

Ken Livingstone? Why would I support him - he's another racist like you. In fact, if you think I'd even remotely support Labour and Lib Dem policies you're sorely mistaken.

If you met me, you'd see I'm Tory through and through.

Of course, you people are so right wing there isn't a political party in this country that exists for you lot. Possibly some sort of asylum, but no political party.

Benefit claiming criminals? I suppose (yes like you I can make assumptions) that most of the people on this site are unemployed and sit on their arses in the middle of the desert.

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You people have kids...

Please... please send them to study abroad... away from you. They don't need to be fed any of your viewpoints. What a sad waste of life. I feel sorry for them...
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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-23-2008, 10:56 AM

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Money is taken from the manufacturing north and pumped into your city to support such events as the Olympics or house some asylum seeking Iraqi homosexual Muslim disabled dyslectic criminal with his extend family.
I think you'll actually find that London has the largest economy in the UK.

I think you have to realise that the industrial revolution is over - the North certainly doesn't make money to support London. Perhaps people like you feel hard done by, because you probably don't have a proper job (I'm getting good at these assumptions) or you're surviving on minimum wage. If you seriously think that the North supports the south....

I think you'll actually find money is made differently nowadays. In the 19th century and early 20th century manufacturing was lucrative and important to the UK economy.

73% of the UK's GDP is from services. 26% is from industry.

GVA per capita:
London:

£ 26 192South East:
21 514
East of England:
19 599
Scotland:
17 789
South West:
17 467
East Midlands:
16 982
West Midlands:
16 583
North West
16 234
Yorkshire and Humber:
15 968
North East:
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and then Northern Ireland and Wales.

So I think you'll find... you're wrong.
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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-23-2008, 12:44 PM

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I don't know what dreamworld you live in.

Because nobody is capable of jumping under one of our inferior British trains, or drowning in the Thames. They don't have the MEANS... /sarcasm
Not if they've been sectioned, no. Are you aware of what it means to be institutionalised?
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Tea related cancers.
I think you need another serving of facts.
http://www.cancer.gov/newscenter/pressreleases/tea
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In the UK though... how do you go about your daily life. Do you have friends? Do you have a job?
We have laws against stalking here.
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and you haven't figured out the fact that you're all out of touch with the world. People like you are a disgrace to Christians. Every Christian I know is friendly, accepting, and faces up to reality. Every Christian I know would be ashamed of this site.
Every "christian" you know is most likely a radical Anglican't queer who will be damned for eternity.
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Should we be a part of this world?
Yes.
  1. Jesus associated with sinners
No.
  1. Protect ourselves, cut off what causes us to sin, finish the race.
  2. 2 Timothy 4:7 - I have fought a good fight, I have FINISHed [my] course, I have kept the faith:
  3. Matthew 10:22 - All men will hate you because of me, but he who stands firm to the end will be saved.
  4. Matthew 10:16 – “I am sending you out like sheep among wolves. Therefore be as shrewd as snakes and as innocent as doves.”
Did you know that, believe it or not, we're not actually Jesus? Jesus turned water into wine, do you think we have to do that too?
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Does Satan have permission to hurt us?
Yes.
  1. Job 2:7 So Satan went out from the presence of the LORD and afflicted Job with painful sores from the soles of his feet to the top of his head.
  2. Matthew 13:19 - When anyone hears the message about the kingdom and does not understand it, the evil one comes and snatches away what was sown in his heart. This is the seed sown along the path.
  3. Luke 8:12 - Those along the path are the ones who hear, and then the devil comes and takes away the word from their hearts, so that they may not believe and be saved.
No.
  1. I John 4:4 - Greater is He that is in you than he that is in the world.

I see no contradiction. Yes, Jesus is greater than Satan, but that doesn't mean that He can't give Satan permission to hurt us if He wants to.
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You people pick and choose what to believe, and then think that everyone else is wrong.
Again, are we really supposed to think that everyone who disagrees with us is right?
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Benefit claiming criminals? I suppose (yes like you I can make assumptions) that most of the people on this site are unemployed and sit on their arses in the middle of the desert.
The desert is renowned for its good internet connections, after all.


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GVA per capita:
London:

£ 26 192South East:
21 514
East of England:
19 599
Scotland:
17 789
South West:
17 467
East Midlands:
16 982
West Midlands:
16 583
North West
16 234
Yorkshire and Humber:
15 968
North East:
15 177
Thank you for sharing those fascinating statistics. What they have to do with your disgust at what you perceive to be Landover's racism (the purported topic of this discussion), however, is a bit of a mystery to me. Perhaps we should move this discussion to our English Gross Value Added thread.



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I suppose (yes like you I can make assumptions) that most of the people on this site are unemployed and sit on their arses in the middle of the desert.
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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-23-2008, 03:29 PM

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Hence the "Almost"

Sorry that the others are just throwbacks to other countries and languages.

Los = Spanish word.
Orleans = French city

Don't be pedantic.
Now we are side stepping to "European", well okay and Chicago? Or for that matter Iowa, Illinois, Mississippi, Tennessee, Idaho, what European Languages are those JubJub?
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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-23-2008, 03:36 PM

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Of course, and let me congratulate you on deleting another post. You seem to be getting good at it.
I'm not a moderator, moron. Accusing me of deleting your posts only goes to show what a paranoid twit you really are.
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Ah yes... the contradictions...

Somebody helpful has created a thread devoted to them.
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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-23-2008, 03:43 PM

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Now we are side stepping to "European", well okay and Chicago? Or for that matter Iowa, Illinois, Mississippi, Tennessee, Idaho, what European Languages are those JubJub?
The name "Chicago" is the French phonetic of the name shikaakwa, meaning 'wild leek'.

I'm not doing this for every place in the US... I think my point has been proven enough. Some people are too stubborn to realise they're wrong.



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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-23-2008, 03:46 PM

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I'm not a moderator, moron. Accusing me of deleting your posts only goes to show what a paranoid twit you really are.
I was using 'you' in the plural form. To be honest, I don't give a toss who the moderators are, since I know for a fact that certain members seem to have different 'priveledges'.
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