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Hi, Christians! -
02-26-2013, 05:26 AM
Hi everyone!
My name's Anthony, i'm living in Mississipi, and I'm a good Christian. I go to the town's baptist church every Saturday, and I'm doing my best to apply the commands of the Bible, even though it's a little bit hard when you're young and a little bit broke like me.
I've registered on this forum because I have some questions that my Pastor is not able to answer to ; you can see them in the next forum.
I think that's all for my presentation. Thanks for reading!
(PS : I'm sorry for my bad english, it's my second language, my parents were French)
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Re: Hi, Christians! -
02-26-2013, 05:31 AM
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Originally Posted by PurplePachyder,
Hi everyone!
My name's Anthony, i'm living in Mississipi, and I'm a good Christian. I go to the town's baptist church every Saturday, and I'm doing my best to apply the commands of the Bible, even though it's a little bit hard when you're young and a little bit broke like me.
I've registered on this forum because I have some questions that my Pastor is not able to answer to ; you can see them in the next forum.
I think that's all for my presentation. Thanks for reading!
(PS : I'm sorry for my bad english, it's my second language, my parents were French)
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Like all cheese-eating surrender monkeys, you are a born liar.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hi, Christians! -
02-26-2013, 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted by PurplePachyder,
my parents were French
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A tentative welcome to you then, frog. Bad breeding is no excuse for bad manners, so tread softly here, mind your tongue and be respectful...
Yours in Christ,
WH
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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
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Re: Hi, Christians! -
02-26-2013, 05:38 AM
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Originally Posted by leonardcrevier
My name's Anthony, i'm living in Mississipi,
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Okay...
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Originally Posted by leonardcrevier
(PS : I'm sorry for my bad english, it's my second language, my parents were French)
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I call shenanigans. You wouldn't be living in Mississippi without an excellent command of the American language.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Hi, Christians! -
02-26-2013, 05:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Like all cheese-eating surrender monkeys, you are a born liar.
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Ahh, the good pastor has spotlighted and clubbed another false Christian! Praise!
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Unsaved trash, teenaged french queer
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Re: Hi, Christians! -
02-26-2013, 05:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
Okay...
I call shenanigans. You wouldn't be living in Mississippi without an excellent command of the American language.
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I speak English fluently, i just don't have the perfect mastery of the grammar.
Also, I have seen you calling me frog-eater and other names... It is because of the decline of the French that my parents decided to move to Mississipi. They just allowed the homogay to marry ! I knew they were already completely lost, but still, poor France...
Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Hi, Christians! -
02-26-2013, 05:53 AM
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Originally Posted by leonardcrevier
I speak English fluently, i just don't have the perfect mastery of the grammar.
Also, I have seen you calling me frog-eater and other names... It is because of the decline of the French that my parents decided to move to Mississipi. They just allowed the homogay to marry ! I knew they were already completely lost, but still, poor France...
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I have not called you a frog, friend. That would be my boss.
But you do seem to have the right attitude toward the gayness.
Let's see how it goes.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Unsaved trash, teenaged french queer
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Re: Hi, Christians! -
02-26-2013, 05:57 AM
Yes, I am sorry. It was Pastor Ezekiel that called me names, but i totally forgive him. It is easy and normal to assume that I'm one of those catho-pedos when I say I'm French
Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Hi, Christians! -
02-26-2013, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by leonardcrevier
Hi everyone!
My name's Anthony, i'm living in Mississipi, and I'm a good Christian. I go to the town's baptist church every Saturday, and I'm doing my best to apply the commands of the Bible, even though it's a little bit hard when you're young and a little bit broke like me.
I've registered on this forum because I have some questions that my Pastor is not able to answer to ; you can see them in the next forum.
I think that's all for my presentation. Thanks for reading!
(PS : I'm sorry for my bad english, it's my second language, my parents were French)
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Welcome to the forums my garlic munching leetle friend.
I hope you're not one of those cajun types, we all know what they get up to in the swamps.
If you are broke why don't you get a job. God dislikes laziness:
2 Thessalonians 3:10
For euen when wee were with you, this wee commanded you, that if any would not worke, neither should he eate.
Now, please, tell us about your walk with Jesus and how it felt when he entered you.
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Hi, Christians! -
02-26-2013, 10:17 AM
Hello and welcome to our friendly forum. Why don't you tell us a bit more about your relationship with Jesus?
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Re: Hi, Christians! -
02-26-2013, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by leonardcrevier
I speak English fluently, i just don't have the perfect mastery of the grammar.
Also, I have seen you calling me frog-eater and other names... It is because of the decline of the French that my parents decided to move to Mississipi. They just allowed the homogay to marry ! I knew they were already completely lost, but still, poor France...
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Finally, a French gentleman who is not blindly following Hollande like a lost puppy. France really's in terrible condition. The Parisians are the worst. Unfortunate is that America is slowly becoming as left-wing as Europe. You are not much better luck.
Welcome to the forums the same. c: I'm hoping that you are a true Christian and not just another Catholic.
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