Peter Graves passed away at 83 a few hours ago. As a toddler I loved his work in Mission Impossible, and as a not-quite-tween he blew me away in Airplane! So I was saddened to read in the MSM that he had passed away. But I was sure he was now being comforted by our dear Lord and Savior™ Jesus Christ.
I decided to learn a bit more about him and his relationship with Jesus. Do you know what I found? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
I have no idea if he was a True Christian™ or not. He might have been a false Christian, a Joo, a Boodhist... ?
This leaves me deeply troubled, but I don't see how he
could be a True Christian™. If he was a True Christian™ he would have shouted from the rooftops about the GLORY OF SALVATION!1!
But there's nothing.
There was no doubt when Charlton Heston died, that a Godly man had gone on to his reward. Peter Graves?
I pray you aren't the sinner I think you must be.
Oveur and out.