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Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP -
09-18-2010, 03:14 AM
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you know what's funny? the church that i go to has to pastors, and one's a woman.
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Then, why don't you read them the scriptures I just posted? The Bible says you are to rebuke sinners.
Leviticus 19:17 Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him.
Here's another one for you to read to your lady "pastor."
Ephesians 5:23-24 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP -
09-18-2010, 03:18 AM
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no. i was calling the man who said that he stopped masturbating because he used to do all of that stuff weak. i'm saying anyone who falls into that is weak
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I honestly can't believe you claim to be a Christian and admit to masturbating to pornography.
Matthew 5:28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
Do you even read from the Bible in your "church"? Maybe you just read excerpts from Andrea Dworkin's angry clitoris and abuse yourselves to porn.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP -
09-18-2010, 03:58 AM
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you know what's funny? the church that i go to has to pastors, and one's a woman. and many of the people who go are women. i'm pretty sure things have changed.
no. i was calling the man who said that he stopped masturbating because he used to do all of that stuff weak. i'm saying anyone who falls into that is weak
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You already are weak because you go to a church where women are allowed to be Pastors. It's just common sense that you will soon be sticking things up your anus. Any idiot can see that.
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Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP -
09-18-2010, 01:43 PM
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no. i was calling the man who said that he stopped masturbating because he used to do all of that stuff weak. i'm saying anyone who falls into that is weak
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Which means that you believe that it requires strength for people not to look at gay porn and shove things up their anus. Which means that in your experience it requires strength to resist those things. Which means that if you did not exert your own inner strength, you would be doing those things. Which means you've already committed homosexuality in your heart. Which means you are a fag! Way to go fagboy!
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Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP -
09-18-2010, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by explode
so, while homosexually is a sin, not everyone who's a homosexual is evil.
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I just wanted to point out the irony of admitting something is a sin but claiming it isn't "evil." What church taught you THAT?
While I am at it, I would also like to comment on this:
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i don't count lesbian porn as gay as well.
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You know we get people on here all the time that try to twist scripture to justify their own sins, but this is a new one. I never heard anybody claim lesbian porn wasn't gay. Well, kid, I've got some bad news for you. GOD says lesbians are queerios too, and they are going to HELL.
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: -Romans 1:26
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Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP -
09-19-2010, 07:52 AM
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and this is why i try to distance my self from the church. because when i tell people i'm christian, they automatically associate me with people like you. people who don't even think that women are equal to men.
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This statement right here proves that you are a False Christian. You care more about what people of the world think of you than what God thinks of you.
As pointed out many times to you God says that women are to submit to their men. They were created to be helpmeets.
But I am concerned about the fact that you are so worried about what the world thinks of you.
Matthew 10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.
Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
God told us to be grateful to be persecuted for his word, not to bend to the whims of modern society.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:
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Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP -
09-20-2010, 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted by explode
no. i was calling the man who said that he stopped masturbating because he used to do all of that stuff weak. i'm saying anyone who falls into that is weak
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So, have you told your little out-of-the-closet homosexual friend that you think he is weak?
Just curious.
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Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP -
09-28-2010, 04:33 AM
New meeting -- FRIDAY OCTOBER 1! All G.A.P.E. members must attend.
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Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP -
09-29-2010, 11:21 PM
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New meeting -- FRIDAY OCTOBER 1! All G.A.P.E. members must attend.
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Wonderful! I'll be in town, and will have just finished rehearsal with Bobby-Joe and the boys (for Hell House).
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Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP -
10-09-2010, 04:04 AM
Oh give it a break...you guys just want to sit around and watch porn....admit it...true Christians don't lie after all...
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Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP -
10-09-2010, 09:32 AM
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Oh give it a break...you guys just want to sit around and watch porn....admit it...true Christians don't lie after all...
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Did you ever watch porn? It is horrible! I assure you the only reason we do this is to make the world a better place.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP -
10-09-2010, 05:07 PM
I never watched a porn in my life. As I was producing my son (who now wants to put me in the rest home) I was vomtting all over my late wife since I was so shocked seeing her na...I don`t want to think about it. It was terrible.
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Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP -
10-09-2010, 09:00 PM
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I never watched a porn in my life. As I was producing my son (who now wants to put me in the rest home) I was vomtting all over my late wife since I was so shocked seeing her na...I don`t want to think about it. It was terrible.
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I hear you Brother. The horrible deed of making children should only be performed in absolute darkness. And one once per child.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP -
10-10-2010, 12:56 AM
No.
Nahum 1:2
God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.
If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!
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Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP -
10-11-2010, 06:26 PM
Reverend Jim, I want to thank you for your efforts to keep us all comfortable at the Gentlemen Attending Pornographic Exhibitions meeting.
I admit, after my vigorous, three-hour rehearsal for the Hell House with Bobby-Joe and the boys (ALL the boys, I think it was), I was more than a little tired and sore. The soft chair was a big help, but I do apologize for falling asleep during When Ginger Met Nina. I hope my notes were adequate . . .
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP -
10-11-2010, 08:55 PM
I am so proud to know that there are good, honest, God-fearing Christian men out there who put it all out there on the line, right in front of everyone, and who are not afraid to face whatever pops out, and grab onto it with both hands.
You guys are truly the bulwark of faith against the sinful tides of filth and sluttery. If only I were a little closer, I would be honored to buy you all soft drinks, snacks and lotion to assist in The Lord's work that you are doing.
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Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP -
11-14-2010, 08:34 PM
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I hear you Brother. The horrible deed of making children should only be performed in absolute darkness. And one once per child.
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I love having pre-marital sex. It's the best thing ever. You probably just have ugly wives with ugly bodies
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Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP -
11-27-2010, 02:53 AM
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I love having pre-marital sex. It's the best thing ever. You probably just have ugly wives with ugly bodies
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I love having sex before marriage.Yeah you guys must have ugly wifes....
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Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP -
11-27-2010, 05:42 AM
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I love having sex before marriage.Yeah you guys must have ugly wifes....
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Aww...... it's so cute that you parrot your boyfriend. Do you finish each others sentences as well?
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Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP -
12-27-2010, 04:59 AM
Monday, Dec 27 @ 6:30 PM
Brother Harold Porter was kind enough to open up his modest home for this next meeting. We will be focusing on the new craze of "sexting" as well as analyze amateur cell phone videos. We will be studying this intensely as to learn how to make our town safer for our children and how we can help them avoid the trap of premarital cyberfornication.
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