Where does our Iowa corn go? It's time to think about this, so that we are not guilty of participating in sin. Here's a list of products we should NOT allow Iowa corn to become:
CORN DOGS: as if weiners are not suggestive enough, some pervert decided to give them a foreskin. A particularly vile image of Michelle Bachman eating a corn dog has been credited with killing her presidential campaign:
Seriously, if she ever becomes president we will see scandals that will make MonicaGate look petty and irrelevent by comparism.
FOOD AID: spoiling foreigners, encouraging them to breed, immigrate, fake birth certificates, and become president. Foreigners, if you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em!
CANDY: corn is often turned into high-Fructose Corn Syrup, which is turned into candy like
Skittles.
CORN ON THE COB: used as a grooming tool for
perverts seeking oral sex.
MEXICAN FOOD: eaten by liberals to appease the invaders, and eaten by Mexicans as part of their plan to destroy American culture (the "reconquista").
POPCORN: Especially if made by
Orville Redenbacher.
What else?