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Re: Please send help! Britain faces war on two fronts! -
10-15-2022, 09:58 AM
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Apparently the Zulu Truss appointed as Chancellor of the Exchequer has been sacked after a month on the job.
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One of my younger boys (Simon, I think, but possibly Andrew, I can't tell them apart) said yesterday that it was all the fault of the Prime Ministress for only appointing a quasi quarteng instead of a real one. Although this is impressive vocabulary for a 5-year-old, how we laughed!
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Re: Please send help! Britain faces war on two fronts! -
10-21-2022, 07:01 PM
Well that was quick. Now the Tory's get another spin of the wheel.
Liz Truss resigns: PM's exit kicks off another Tory leadership race
This season of the Crown is entertaining but not as believable as the one where Margaret Thatcher was nice to anyone. But at least we got to see the fruition of her libertarian utopian ideology - nice while it lasted (44 days).
The audience are getting a little tired of the same old roster - Eton, Oxon, Eton, Oxon, wax on, wax off - so the script writers have spiced it up a bit. Replacing Liz ( Oxon), who replaced Boris ( Oxon), who replaced Theresa May ( Oxon), who replaced David Cameron ( Oxon), who replaced Gordon Brown (temporary staff), who replaced Tony Blair ( Oxon), up next we have Rishi Sunak ( Oxon), Suella Braverman ( Cambridge) and Kier Starmer ( Oxon).
Suella (not her real name) is like the token Supreme Court justice who went to Yale, bringing an element of unpredictability to the class struggle. Can't wait to see the next episode(s).
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Re: Please send help! Britain faces war on two fronts! -
10-22-2022, 02:19 AM
Maybe call someone up, you know, like jury service?
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Re: Please send help! Britain faces war on two fronts! -
10-22-2022, 07:54 AM
I'm beginning to think that Britain is governed by a bunch of TINO's (Torys in Name Only). Now they have a "King" Charles, but it seems he's off consulting the plants on what to do.
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Re: Please send help! Britain faces war on two fronts! -
10-22-2022, 11:35 AM
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I'm beginning to think that Britain is governed by a bunch of TINO's (Torys in Name Only). Now they have a "King" Charles, but it seems he's off consulting the plants on what to do.
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This gives me a thought.
Perhaps Britain needs a matched set.
One for the Palace, one for Parliament. At least, the one pictured above truly has a noble bearing. (And nicer hair that most recent PM's.)
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: Please send help! Britain faces war on two fronts! -
10-23-2022, 03:11 PM
I have no desire to judge people, even when forced to do so. Instead, I let common sense guide me. Putting a woman in charge of a country and the finances is a recipe for disaster. While a female can use a recipe in the kitchen, in the real world, it is another matter entirely.
When my wife, Mrs. Hutchin's was around, I'd go through her purse every day and have to ensure every penny was accounted for and spent wisely. It used to tear me up to see the careless spending on personal products. A dime here, a quarter there. After 40 years of marriage, it added up to real money, more than the cost of a new set of spark plugs in my 1980 Porsche Whale Tail.. You have to watch them like a hawk!
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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Please send help! Britain faces war on two fronts! -
10-24-2022, 08:15 PM
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Putting a woman in charge of a country and the finances is a recipe for disaster. While a female can use a recipe in the kitchen, in the real world, it is another matter entirely.
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It looks like the people of Britain Conservative party members agree with you Mr. Hutchins. Ms. Truss is no more. The new guy (I didn't bother learning his name) has warned us that the UK faces a "profound economic challenge" despite "the agility, flexibility and freedom provided by Brexit", "a once in a generation opportunity for our country to take back control of its destiny", adding "I believe that our nation will be freer, fairer and more prosperous outside the EU", as promised by, well, the new guy himself. This latest rearrangement of Oxford PPE graduates will surely be just what the doctor ordered.
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Re: Please send help! Britain faces war on two fronts! -
10-24-2022, 08:41 PM
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The new guy (I didn't bother learning his name)
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He's generally referred to as "Dishy Rishi", presumably because (unlike The Bouncing Boris) he doesn't weigh 400 pounds and have hair that appears to have been dropped from a great height in a tornado, slightly missing his head, or a face like an explosion in a donut factory.
But the link you helpfully provided, dated just 4 days ago, includes the rather mysterious sub-headline:
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The ex-Chancellor is cam second in the race to be PM
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I dare say this means something to somebody, somewhere?
But the great thing about British prime ministers is that they are like buses. There will be another one along very soon, though perhaps not as soon as one might like, and not going in the right direction.
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Re: Please send help! Britain faces war on two fronts! -
10-25-2022, 12:54 AM
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To the surprise of no one aware that London has been a stronghold of Jewish global domination for centuries, BBC Chairman Richard Sharp is a member of the Synagogue of Satan (Revelation 2:9, Revelation 3:9). He's pushing Rishi Sunak, a brown person of foreign extraction who worships the Hindu demons to replace Boorish Johnson as Prime Minister of the UK. This would be a travesty, a dotheaded wog, a Christ-denying racial alien as leader of Britain. Now, the Kenyan Muslim mongrel Obama as president of the United States was bad enough, but the idea of a mud in charge of one of our ancestral white homelands is intolerable. Does Blood and soil count for nothing? Rishi Sunak is white genocide personified. The fact that the Britons are tolerating this while Pakis rape white children and coons stab white MPs to death in churches is telltale evidence of the Jew's involvement.
That's right: the once proud Anglo has been cucked by BBC.
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Mr. Sunak is the first nonwhite prime minister since (((Benjamin Disraeli))), as well as a demon-worshipping Hindu and a former (((Goldman Sachs))) money man. The fact that he's only PM because he was the runner-up and then the winner imploded spectacularly may give him a bit of a chip on his shoulder. He's nobody's first choice, just the last choice left. He might be able to make it until 2025, at which point the dreadful Labourite Keir Starmer will take the top job, but I wouldn't bet on it.
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Re: Please send help! Britain faces war on two fronts! -
10-25-2022, 02:03 AM
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The ex-Chancellor is cam second in the race to be PM
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I think it's code for didn't go to Eton.
The ex-Chancellor is cam s ec ond in the race to be PM
Nothing there got it! Reverse the headline as follows:
MP eb ot ecar eh t ni dnoces mac si r ollec nahC-xe ehT
and there it is, Eton spelled backwards. Now Eton has four letters. Using the direct word/letter substitution method, we take the first four words: 1 MP
2 eb
3 ot
4 ecar and it's right there
1 MP
2 eb
3 ot
4 ecar
EMBRACE 1 MP
2 eb
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4 ecarPOT
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Re: Please send help! Britain faces war on two fronts! -
10-26-2022, 11:36 AM
Will the smell of curry ever go away from 10 Downing Street now?
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Re: Please send help! Britain faces war on two fronts! -
10-26-2022, 04:52 PM
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Will the smell of curry ever go away from 10 Downing Street now?
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Inquiring minds want to know. This must be what they meant by Global Britain being able to select the best migrants, not some spear chuckers from the EU.
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Re: Please send help! Britain faces war on two fronts! -
10-27-2022, 11:51 AM
So the brits made a dot head the leader?
Fools, they should of kept India firmly under the heels of their boots.
Next thing you know when you make a call to customer service, you'll get some brit named 'Steve'.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Please send help! Britain faces war on two fronts! -
10-28-2022, 02:49 AM
Apparently, an old enemy has thrown his hat into the ring to replace PM Apu when his government inevitably collapses in a couple weeks.
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Re: Please send help! Britain faces war on two fronts! -
10-29-2022, 07:50 AM
So disappointing that the final nail in Rome's coffin driven so effectively in, should be maligned in this way.
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Re: Please send help! Britain faces war on two fronts! -
10-30-2022, 09:37 AM
Your prayers are working, Landover! Britain is going to hell in a handbasket. Soon they will need to apply to become an unincorporated territory of the US; I imagine Pastor Zeke is the front runner to be the Resident Commissioner and will have the run of Buckingham Palace.
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Re: Please send help! Britain faces war on two fronts! -
10-31-2022, 08:25 PM
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I imagine Pastor Zeke is the front runner to be the Resident Commissioner and will have the run of Buckingham Palace.
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Wonderful though that would be for the country formerly known as "Great" Britain, I can't imagine Pastor Zeke wanting to take over Buck House. It's in such a state of disrepair that even Bonnie King Charlie has refused to live there, and remains in his modest "Clarence House", an inconvenient 5 minutes' walk away from the office.
I think we need to focus on the new airplane before we start thinking about renovating foreign real estate - if we ever do.
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