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Default Joe the Plumber is everyman now. - 10-17-2008, 04:59 PM

In Joe the Plumber we see the American dream at it’s best; an ugly, ugly stupid American working hard at a disgusting, dead end, job day in an day out in a hopeless, dying city that no human who had a choice would willingly enter. This man is only one lottery ticket away from achieving his dream of owning the company he works for! He doesn’t need a collage education to do this, he doesn’t need a state certificate to do this, he doesn’t need a union apprenticeship, to do this.

Joe just does it.

Now, at the every moment Joe is about to reach for that winning lottery ticket, what happens? Along come theLeft, playing Robin Hood stealing from the hard working Joes who won the lottery to give to those lazy working Joes who haven’t won the lottery. Why? Just because those Joes don’t have health insurance so that can get a kidney transplant when ever they need it.

Does Joe have health insurance now? No! Joe is a good American and is willing to take responsibility for his own kidneys and accept the consequences. He an’t got his hand out to Uncle Sam for a freebee kidney. Joe does what hard working Americans do and buys a lottery ticket.

Are we going to let the Democrats take that lottery ticket away from Joe?

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Default Re: Joe the Plumber is everyman now. - 10-18-2008, 02:03 PM

Obama is a communist pure and simple. He told Joe the Plumber right to his face that he wants to "redistribute the wealth" which is a dead giveaway. Karl Marks himself said that.

Joe the Plumber worked hard for his money, he doesn't want some of it taken away by coons and then handed out in the ghetto somewhere. He wants ALL of his money. Just like the poor CEO's on Wall Street want to keep their hard-earned money. And anyone who says it's socialism to use tax revenues to gild their golden parachutes is anti-American, pure and simple. Like Obama is.


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Default Re: Joe the Plumber is everyman now. - 10-18-2008, 02:29 PM

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Obama is a communist pure and simple. He told Joe the Plumber right to his face that he wants to "redistribute the wealth" which is a dead giveaway. Karl Marks himself said that.

Joe the Plumber worked hard for his money, he doesn't want some of it taken away by coons and then handed out in the ghetto somewhere. He wants ALL of his money. Just like the poor CEO's on Wall Street want to keep their hard-earned money. And anyone who says it's socialism to use tax revenues to gild their golden parachutes is anti-American, pure and simple. Like Obama is.
Preach it Pastor, Preach it!

The Left is trying to push gold plated, designer kidney transplants off on the American public! This is what they want to do while Wall Street burns??? No, we need change in America, we need to vote Republican.



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Default Re: Joe the Plumber is everyman now. - 11-02-2008, 08:23 AM

Maybe I should be happy for him, but it just seems like Joe has sold out and forgotten his roots as he's let all this Hollywood and fame stuff get to his head. Joe used to be a regular guy like myself and the other archetypal Republicans that I associate with that have regular American first names and last names that identify our professions but now he's let all this fame and Hollywood stuff get to his head. Every moment Joe spends in the limelight he's forgetting all of us archetypal Republicans that he used to represent, folks like Don the Mechanic, Paul the Garbage Man, Ron the Used Car Salesman, Dwayne the Screen Door Installer and Big Ray-Ray the Pedophile. Hard-working men that use whatever little money we make at our crappy jobs at the dog track or on booze, guys uncertain of their financial future who nevertheless are still voting Republican despite the fact that it is against our best interests. These are the archetypal Republican men. Instead he's hanging out with big city, Hollywood, fake America people that are defined by their jobs like Cedric the Entertainer, Bozo the Clown, Bob the Builder and Dora the Explorer.

Joe forgot his roots, maybe it was the air in fake America or the beams that shoot out of video cameras that turn you gay, but somewhere along the line Joe lost sight of what makes Republican men archetypal. By pursuing a talent agent and a country music deal Joe is shedding the laughable job that he is defined by (http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1008/15072.html). Unless he plans on fixing toilets on those big tour buses before a show in front of a fake American city he's no longer an archetype.


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Default Re: Joe the Plumber is everyman now. - 11-02-2008, 11:36 AM

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Maybe I should be happy for him, but it just seems like Joe has sold out and forgotten his roots as he's let all this Hollywood and fame stuff get to his head. Joe used to be a regular guy like myself and the other archetypal Republicans that I associate with that have regular American first names and last names that identify our professions but now he's let all this fame and Hollywood stuff get to his head. Every moment Joe spends in the limelight he's forgetting all of us archetypal Republicans that he used to represent, folks like Don the Mechanic, Paul the Garbage Man, Ron the Used Car Salesman, Dwayne the Screen Door Installer and Big Ray-Ray the Pedophile. Hard-working men that use whatever little money we make at our crappy jobs at the dog track or on booze, guys uncertain of their financial future who nevertheless are still voting Republican despite the fact that it is against our best interests. These are the archetypal Republican men. Instead he's hanging out with big city, Hollywood, fake America people that are defined by their jobs like Cedric the Entertainer, Bozo the Clown, Bob the Builder and Dora the Explorer.

Joe forgot his roots, maybe it was the air in fake America or the beams that shoot out of video cameras that turn you gay, but somewhere along the line Joe lost sight of what makes Republican men archetypal. By pursuing a talent agent and a country music deal Joe is shedding the laughable job that he is defined by (http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1008/15072.html). Unless he plans on fixing toilets on those big tour buses before a show in front of a fake American city he's no longer an archetype.
Godly point friend. Jesus clearly meant Joe the plumber to be fixing broken toilets or why else why did Christ name Joe the Plumber Sam Wurzelbacher? Clearly Joe the plumber has strayed from the righteous path and been seduced by Hollywood's promises of easy money. We must pray that Christ returns Joe back to fixing toilets like he belongs.



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