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Bible Half Asian wanting to be 100% Christain - 04-29-2016, 08:44 PM

Hi, we're Chinese/American mix (our mother is from China). We were born in America and want to be 100% American Christians.

We are godly, pray, attend WBC in Baltimore and are chaste.


Any help or ideas you can give please
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Default Re: Half Asian wanting to be 100% Christain - 04-29-2016, 08:58 PM

You might consider an intern program of some sort where you immerse yourself in the culture of a certified True Christian household. This would allow for a hands-on learning experience.

I saw in your introduction thread that you have some experience in housework. It just so happens that I have several domestic service positions available. I'm even looking for a new personal assistant since Mariko is starting to show signs of wearing out.


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Bible Re: Half Asian wanting to be 100% Christain - 04-29-2016, 09:07 PM

That sounds wonderful. We are in Baltimore are you close?

We attend school (I will be finished this year), so it would have to fit with that I guess.
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That sounds wonderful. We are in Baltimore are you close?

We attend school (I will be finished this year), so it would have to fit with that I guess.
Well Maryland to Iowa is quite a trip, and I typically have all my staff spend an orientation period at my Girls School on an island off the coast of Mauritania. If the Ministry finds you to be acceptable to public decency, I would be most pleased to have you (and your sister if she is interested in pursuing a higher education) flown there. At my own expense, of course.


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Smile Re: Half Asian wanting to be 100% Christain - 04-29-2016, 09:54 PM

Wow that is such a gift. We would hope to be worthy.
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Default Re: Half Asian wanting to be 100% Christain - 04-29-2016, 10:15 PM

Due to your and your sister's advanced ages (by Landover betrothal standards, I mean), don't you think matrimony should be on the agenda before employment? Your very Salvation© could be at stake:

1 Timothy 2:15 "Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety."

Traipsing off with strangers to places outside U.S. jurisdiction may not be the wisest use of your time, given that no one knows when Jesus is gonna come back and kill pretty much everyone.


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Default Re: Half Asian wanting to be 100% Christain - 04-29-2016, 10:33 PM

My father has introduced me to a man but he isn't very Christian and is older Chinese. I don't think that's waht I want
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Default Re: Half Asian wanting to be 100% Christain - 04-29-2016, 11:10 PM

Don't listen to the atheist simpleton. You know what the Bible says about them.

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

Doubtless he is trying to lull you into a false sense of security so he can corrupt your soul, use you as a virgin sacrifice in a satanic ritual, or bustle you away to some remote location where he would use a combination of torture, drugs, and operant conditioning to induce a state of Stockholm syndrome in order to make you a compliant, subservient thrall.


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Prayer Re: Half Asian wanting to be 100% Christain - 04-30-2016, 05:50 AM

Lyn here... Ann has had some offers but is waiting for romantic love. I tell her that she needs to marry now, as I want to marry as well, and father says she must marry first.

I think she will learn a lot from the Girls school, and I would love to study there 2.
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Lyn here... Ann has had some offers but is waiting for romantic love. I tell her that she needs to marry now, as I want to marry as well, and father says she must marry first.

I think she will learn a lot from the Girls school, and I would love to study there 2.
Oh, I'm certain it would be quite the learning experience for you both, dear.


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Jesus' eternal love Re: Half Asian wanting to be 100% Christain - 04-30-2016, 06:56 AM

Thanks .. yea I'm excited

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Lyn here... Ann has had some offers but is waiting for romantic love. I tell her that she needs to marry now, as I want to marry as well, and father says she must marry first.

I think she will learn a lot from the Girls school, and I would love to study there 2.
Why don't you make two accounts: one for each of you?

You're really playing into the stereotype that all you people look alike and as a Christian I find all racism abhorrent. If even blacks can find Jesus then Celestials should have a very good chance.

But please lay off the stereotyping.

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Do you have the means to leave the heathen-filled wretched area that is Baltimore? I highly suggest migrating south to Northern Virginia where there is a wealth of Republicans to welcome you with open arms.

While there are some great Churches in Baltimore; it is no such place for a young budding Asian woman like yourself, Lyn. Especially one that is just starting the Path of Glory leading to Christianity.

Please also register for a Gun Safety Course at your earliest convenience if you haven't done so already. While I generally frown upon a gun in the hands of a woman. if you don't protect yourself in the desolate place of Baltimore, you're toast.


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Jesus' eternal love Re: Half Asian wanting to be 100% Christain - 05-06-2016, 12:38 PM

We will talk to Dad about moving south. He grew up near here an thinks there are goodly men around here.
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All you have to do to become 100% christian is say the magic words "I'm a Christian" and you're good to go


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For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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You're confusing Christianity with Islam, sweetie. The Muslims have it easy. Christians, on the other hand, need to accept Jesus as their Savior, read and obey the Holy Bible, and get baptized.
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There's no "magic" in Christianity, dear. You're thinking Mormon magic underwear or something. The fact is, Jesus Almighty Himself changes reality to suit His Will. That's not magic, it's miraculous!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Are you a catholic? Perhaps you should introduce yourself on the Hell bound Train Thread.

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Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: Half Asian wanting to be 100% Christain - 09-18-2016, 10:51 PM

Young lady, have you read the entire Bible yet? The KJV 1611 one in English? That would be an excellent place to start. I'm praying for you.


"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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