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Jesus A Despicable, Criminal Sex Act Used by Jesus Christ to Prove Evolution Wrong! - 10-02-2016, 04:11 AM

- Everything that happens is endorsed or at least allowed by Jesus -

The things we find hard to comprehend (such as the sparing of repulsive sinners in Jonah 4:2) will in the end still serve God's Purpose for Eternity. The relatively advanced intelligence of Jesus is exemplified by a recent occurrence in Godless United Kingdom (where else?): An act of fornication so vile in nature that it would be inconceivable to turn it into something good, becomes a sign from the Heavens showing the sinning masses that the Bible contains the Truth™ and that the Darwinistic Cult is Wrong©!

A Woman has Sex with a Dinosaur!

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She [the woman] was seen mounting the baby Tyrannosaurus Rex
(Please don't read the actual article, it's enough to see the terrible title and a few sentences to assess the credibility of this criminal act) The abominable nature of this harlotry is obvious and warned against in the Lifestyle Handbook that we call our Bible!



Leviticus 18:23
Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.


If we look at the picture above (yes, it is nauseating), we can see that Jesus allowed all this to take place to focus our attention to this verse. A Woman (check). Standing (check). A beast (check). To lie down (check; it is the ancient expression to describe fornication). Confusion (verily!). Thus, a sad story of another soul on the expressway to Hell (and on the wrong, Satanic left lane as we're talking England here).

Jesus is better than that. There are plans within plans, schemes within schemes, patterns within patterns! He did this to show the foolishness of the Evolution Heresy. The Darwinists need the dinosaurs to be dead. Their whole theory, and only a theory, absolutely requires dead dinosaurs that would have been ousted by small mammals because of "fitness" and "competition for resources" and "non-Wormwood" comets (Revelation 8:11). Recent dinosaurs, as depicted in the Book of Job, remain an open sore in the flesh of Evolution Cultists.

Job 40:15-18
Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.


For believers, this was fact and evidence, but the atheists always want to move the goalposts to see real, flesh-and-blood specimens. Well, here we have one, decapitated because of the unnatural lusts.

Romans 1:26
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:


And a baby dinosaur! Again, this was allowed in order to catch as much attention as possible to this sick act - to guide more and more sinners first to condemn unnatural sodomy and eventually to understand the necessity of Recent Creation (Genesis 1:1).

Luke 17:2
It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones.


While the baby dinosaur was a soulless beast, it is still one of Jesus's Creations and defiling it is like violating Baby Jesus Himself. In fact, this woman forced Jesus into fornication. Now the world knows. The Evolutionary Cult is finished. No longer will the ignorant atheist laugh at accurate depictions of our recent past such as this.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: A Despicable, Criminal Sex Act Used by Jesus Christ to Prove Evolution Wrong! - 10-02-2016, 03:26 PM

Brother Elmer, I was afraid to click on this thread because I thought you were accusing Jesus of committing a despicable, criminal sex act.

I feel much better now after reading the post and understanding that Jesus was the victim here, not the perpetrator. (Which proves that jumping to conclusions is never a good thing).

That woman is vile indeed. I guess the fact that the poor animal lost its head (presumably during the act) is the ultimate proof that va**na dentata really exists.
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Default Re: A Despicable, Criminal Sex Act Used by Jesus Christ to Prove Evolution Wrong! - 10-02-2016, 05:38 PM

Are they absolutely sure that's a woman? I know it's difficult to tell in certain rural areas of England, but those are very masculine-looking shoulders and legs.

As this was a baby dinosaur, and the abominable behavior happened in a children's park, I hope he or she is charged with child abuse. If not, I will write to my Member of Parliament (a sort of British Congressman) in protest. Because what sort of an example is that to set to the young? Proverbs 22:6


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